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inprecise
Abacha Is Not Dead
« on: August 16, 2006, 09:59 PM »

His body was supposedly cremated but I have it on good word he is living very comfortably in Dubai.
Odeku (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #1 on: August 16, 2006, 10:05 PM »

Insane, how can you come up with something like this
K2DaC (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #2 on: August 16, 2006, 10:20 PM »

crazy people.
TYNN2 (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #3 on: August 16, 2006, 11:00 PM »

{ Bogee Ogu.}
This is very interesting Hint  on Abacha. this reminded me on One Gloria in the Cocaine case during Babaginda regime, it was know that she was dead but people or Dele Giwa  was a bout revealing she was alive somewhere. Now is Abacha Alive? Can you drop more information on that? we like to read more. post it  [/b]
auwal (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #4 on: August 16, 2006, 11:21 PM »

yeah abacha is in dubai 2gether wit them abiola, yar adua and d rest,  Grin Grin Grin
TYNN2 (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #5 on: August 16, 2006, 11:33 PM »

But what are you saying, did the Nigeria authority knows Abacha and Abiola etc is in Dubai? but I heard Abiola  Familly burried the body.
why can you explain briefly on how you got this Hint?
hot-angel (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #6 on: August 17, 2006, 12:13 AM »

Quote from: auwal on August 16, 2006, 11:21 PM
yeah abacha is in dubai 2gether wit them abiola, yar adua and d rest,  Grin Grin Grin

Infact Bola Ige is also in Dubai. With them abacha and Abiola.  Cheesy
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People r soo sick. WTF!?
K2DaC (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #7 on: August 17, 2006, 12:20 AM »

rotflmao. and they chillin with biggie n pac
hot-angel (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #8 on: August 17, 2006, 12:28 AM »

You soo right KC.  Cheesy
Ukpekeson (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #9 on: August 17, 2006, 02:42 AM »

Yes oh, i even heard also that my main man Engr. Funsho Williams is also therein that Dubai, na wa oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
2fine4u (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #10 on: August 17, 2006, 03:20 AM »

roflmao Grin can someone tell  me if Aaliyah and Left-eye is in Dubai too? Grin i miss them so much Cry
gigitte (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #11 on: August 17, 2006, 03:28 AM »

were any of you there when he keeled over
were any of you there when he was put in the ground

ehen so don't be disclaiming the guy, ask him to produce further proof
after all wasnt abacha a moslem? buried that day or the next and wrapped in white?

of course he could very well be dead. he could also be living in dubai. truth is stranger than fiction, open your eyes and ears

IMO, he is dead sha whether he died here, dubai or india. his liver would have caught up with him by now
Jakumo (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #12 on: August 17, 2006, 06:15 AM »

I can confirm authoritatively that Abacha and Elvis Presley were spotted rehearsing in a secret back room of Elvis' Graceland Mansion in fierce preparation for a comeback word tour of golden oldies.  Abacha's presence at the venue had been suspected for quite some time due to the large number of Indian prostitutes that had been observed entering and leaving through the servant's back door of the mansion.  Stand by for exclusive video footage that will establish once and for all that Abacha is not only alive, but can swivel his hips and sing a mean rock and roll song to rival any offerings from The King himself.
TYNN2 (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #13 on: August 17, 2006, 07:31 AM »

All of you that are posting joke on this issue, should count yourself unreliable in any future discussion you involve on this forum. because  its more than a child mental play game and some of us are wondering why you could spent time and running your bill.
we should use this forum with possitive intention for the betterment of the country and humanity not to mislead.
Jakumo (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #14 on: August 17, 2006, 07:47 AM »

And you, TYNN2, ought to learn how to write legible English before attempting to make any contribution to this forum.  Go back to kindergarten and try again after you graduate, you pathetic buffoon.
TYNN2 (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #15 on: August 17, 2006, 09:42 AM »

  Jagumo

Let me tell you .  English is foreign for African, and  language is a continuos learning process. I am  living in an English country and have met and listen to lot of English citizen Master degree holders that still have errors and lost of word while speaking. If African want to be Educated they should maintain their mother tongue as the first language. so I will suggest we deal on the issues here on this forum in a most respectful way, write meaningful and reliable topic, we should do research, ask guestion if we don't know, stop misleading people to avoid law of karma on you. share point not grammar , ask for explaination if you read word you don't understand. if you prove to know much you miss your world.
people  that contributed and still contribute positively for the benefit of mankind in the world you are living now where not English and good English speaker. the issue is , if you have seen Abacha then prove it. if you are joking which I know so,then stop posting  more on it.  (just say, hey just kidding)   men lets be serous brother. cheers
nt4dmasses (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #16 on: August 17, 2006, 04:06 PM »

Yeah verry funny,  Abacha isn't dead.  Oh! I can remember I saw him in your sitting room. Grin Grin Grin
chilavert
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #17 on: August 17, 2006, 04:12 PM »

I can't believe it.it is unbelievable nevertheless if he is still alive then stella obasanjo is definetly not dead. Undecided
Olumide7 (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #18 on: August 17, 2006, 06:20 PM »

Quite true, I don't know about Abiola but I saw Abacha doing some shopping in Dubai a few months ago.
Mystique (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #19 on: August 17, 2006, 06:28 PM »

You know, just the other day in Dubai, I saw Funsho Williams and Stella Obasanjo dancing the tango  Grin Grin
PLAY-BOY (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #20 on: August 17, 2006, 06:35 PM »

r u all kiddin' ? Angry Angry Angry Huh
hot-angel (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #21 on: August 18, 2006, 04:31 AM »

What's up with this Crap?

Abacha ain't ALIVE! Nigga died a fxcxcking long time ago. Seriously y'all, do u have any source? Yeah, i didn't think so.
PLAY-BOY (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #22 on: August 18, 2006, 10:24 AM »

Sup Hotty Angel !?  Cool
michy (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #23 on: August 18, 2006, 10:30 AM »

Quote from: nt4dmasses on August 17, 2006, 04:06 PM
Yeah verry funny, Abacha isn't dead. Oh! I can remember I saw him in your sitting room. Grin Grin Grin

lol.
not only in ur sitting room,he is by my side now Grin Cheesy
Kamalddeen (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #24 on: August 18, 2006, 12:53 PM »

Abacha is death for sure because i had a rumor he is dating stella OBJ
molasco (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #25 on: August 18, 2006, 01:42 PM »

Hey Jakumo you were rude, apologise to TYNN2, well, it's all jokes.

Abacha and Hitler are contesting for the next UN Secretary General. Want any proof? please go to , D, U, B, A, I , and see the posters.
ugonna0071 (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #26 on: August 18, 2006, 02:09 PM »

I SAW STELLA RECENTLY, SHE NOT ONLY CONFIRMED THE PRESENCE OF BOLA IGE, FUNSHO WILLIAMS, ABIOLA, KUDIRAT AND ABACHA
SHE RELIABLY TOLD ME THAT THE BELLVIEW AND SOSOLISO AIRLANES WITH THE people ON BOARD WERE FOUND ON THE TARMAC OF DUBAI INTL AIRPORT Grin Grin Grin Grin

HEY GUYS, I THINK IF WE GO TO DUBAI NOW, WE WOULD SEE OUR GREAT GRAND PARENTS, because FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS, DUBAI IS THE LAND OF THE DEAD. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
gigitte (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #27 on: August 19, 2006, 08:51 PM »

Quote from: ugonna0071 on August 18, 2006, 02:09 PM
I SAW STELLA RECENTLY, SHE NOT ONLY CONFIRMED THE PRESENCE OF BOLA IGE, FUNSHO WILLIAMS, ABIOLA, KUDIRAT AND ABACHA
SHE RELIABLY TOLD ME THAT THE BELLVIEW AND SOSOLISO AIRLANES WITH THE people ON BOARD WERE FOUND ON THE TARMAC OF DUBAI INTL AIRPORT Grin Grin Grin Grin

HEY GUYS, I THINK IF WE GO TO DUBAI NOW, WE WOULD SEE OUR GREAT GRAND PARENTS, because FROM THE LOOK OF THINGS, DUBAI IS THE LAND OF THE DEAD. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

okay you guys this is getting mean. its bad enough  that you are making fun of the dead, when there is no need. yes i know this is the jokes section but still. these may be public figures stella, abacha and co but the people on board the bellview and sosoliso flights were not.

sorry, the hurt and sadness i feel from losing so many friends on that plane and the hurt and sadness that i feel for my friends who lost siblings will never go away. the least i can do is let their memory rest in respectable peace, and not be the butt of your stupid jokes. you probably have never lost any children, and i hope you never will. don't carry your joke too far abeg
EmemJU (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #28 on: August 19, 2006, 10:34 PM »

It's true that Stella Obasanjo is alive, she'll be coming back 2007 for the general elections. She's contesting for president, this is on good authority.
gburugburu (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #29 on: August 20, 2006, 05:59 AM »

talking of abacha,don't say i told u,we met during a cocernment delivery at dubai.he keeps dreadlogs this days,one can hardly recognise him.i knw what it took me to reconise him,this is base on the fact that business brought us together.shiiiiiiiiii u re the only one thats ment to knw this,don't tell any one except ur girlfriend please don't inplicate me.abeg, ejoh,biko
alinco2 (f)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #30 on: August 20, 2006, 08:07 AM »

No comment  Grin
amsisawa (m)
Re: Abacha Is Not Dead
« #31 on: August 24, 2006, 04:28 PM »

stop abusing our leaders
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