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ariblaze (m)
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@epi heard of book of rants?  on a more serious note, i like your vent imagine someone yabbing your complexion, lol remember as a young boy growing up, i really wanted to be an oyinbo |
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ariblaze (m)
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*******ok empty hallway, not that i care*******
i own the right of way
why don't i feel right in my ways
the promise of redemption
the cry for a revolution
my pattern as to change
life i would re-adapt to
the path is un walked the ground is moist
still with lightness of hearts and skipping of feet
abound the path i race
disclaimer*********i just had to say something
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princesa (f)
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Epi to crowd: I Can Only Speak My Mind.tonight, so please allow me to say everything that arises within me ,
The audacity of you E-mailing me saying “this is a Nigerian Forum, not for half-caste b*tch. . . . . . .blah blah blah. .Abeg, don’t make me laugh hahahaha. The last time I checked, Nairaland is a Public Forum – not just for Nigerians and not restricted to certain race, color, sex, or religion. It's sad to see how some ignorant folks like you want to cause the very type of division that Willie Lynch spoke of in his letter.
Imagine being blamed today for the “crime” of a black father (b.t.w, he’s Nigerian) and a white mother. Might as well add me to your "buddy list" because I will continue to voice my views here, if I feel like it. You have a choice. . . .you either pass my response or drop your sh!t. Anyway, thanks for emailing me privately but next time feel free to post your grievance PUBLICLY. Why? it just might help one or two understand how we've been (and if they open their eyes for a minute, see how we STILL ARE BEING) hoodwinked and bamboozled. LMFAO
Oh, Next time I'll post your email publicly
[b]Epi: left her heart at the stage and walk through the door
another thing nairaland is known for  |
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honeric01 (m)
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Please guys, don't bite me I am scared!!! Anyways, i will try not to faint Cos i have faith, Being away from you kills me my body aches for your touch my lips are dying for a kiss from your soft gentle lips Whispers in the night and holding one another so tight God I crave you with everything I am with every inch of my soul My heart My Being But this is Mere physical pain this is pain I can push aside shutout ah ha! But the loss of you? for lack of better words, mentally, is just to much to bare I know the meaning of LOST, Cause I was Lost my ally my life Till I met you Please tell me I tried.  |
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SeanT21 (f)
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Please guys, don't bite me I am scared!!! Anyways, i will try not to faint Cos i have faith, Being away from you kills me my body aches for your touch my lips are dying for a kiss from your soft gentle lips Whispers in the night and holding one another so tight God I crave you with everything I am with every inch of my soul My heart My Being But this is Mere physical pain this is pain I can push aside shutout ah ha! But the loss of you? for lack of better words, mentally, is just to much to bare I know the meaning of LOST, Cause I was Lost my ally my life Till I met you Please tell me I tried. Love it!! |
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honeric01 (m)
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Yippee, now i am happy and free to engage the thread the more,  |
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olulu (m)
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Please guys, don't bite me I am scared!!! Anyways, i will try not to faint Cos i have faith, Being away from you kills me my body aches for your touch my lips are dying for a kiss from your soft gentle lips Whispers in the night and holding one another so tight God I crave you with everything I am with every inch of my soul My heart My Being But this is Mere physical pain this is pain I can push aside shutout ah ha! But the loss of you? for lack of better words, mentally, is just to much to bare I know the meaning of LOST, Cause I was Lost my ally my life Till I met you Please tell me I tried. hmmm, 9ice flow Yippee, now i am happy and free to engage the thread the more, lol |
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honeric01 (m)
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Thanks guys, now I've got my confidence back Now looking bold, standing with my chest shot out to the frontUntil we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you." Bows to the moody crowd and walks backstage with a slow motion pace |
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princesa (f)
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Please guys, don't bite me I am scared!!! Anyways, i will try not to faint Cos i have faith, Being away from you kills me my body aches for your touch my lips are dying for a kiss from your soft gentle lips Whispers in the night and holding one another so tight God I crave you with everything I am with every inch of my soul My heart My Being But this is Mere physical pain this is pain I can push aside shutout ah ha! But the loss of you? for lack of better words, mentally, is just to much to bare I know the meaning of LOST, Cause I was Lost my ally my life Till I met you Please tell me I tried. artistically, tis good content wise. . . . . . not bad but meaning. . . . . enuf of all this lovey doveys poem, its to me so unreal try something more horrid, reality-giving jare its not as if love makes tis country go round  |
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honeric01 (m)
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artistically, tis good content wise. . . . . . not bad but meaning. . . . . enuf of all this lovey doveys poem, its to me so unreal try something more horrid, reality-giving jare its not as if love makes tis country go round Lead the way, at least let me feel the kind of one you want through your own write-ups, i will follow suit. Nobi me start the love one thin thin rhythms now  |
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olulu (m)
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Lead the way, at least let me feel the kind of one you want through your own write-ups, i will follow suit. Nobi me start the love one thin thin rhythms now lol, @princess go easy on d guy, after all, its open mic nite, anytin goes @honeric 01 no mind am jare, click on "lets get bloody with rhymed poem" then u will understand y she is like dis so guy, just flow your feel, or feel your flow, or your flow feel, or feel flow your, all join, enjoy it, dn't, endure it |
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princesa (f)
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honeric, dont get me wrong you are doing great but right now they aint no steam to push the train just grasp what i mean and do the deal olulu even if i do love poems is more on the real thing as envisioned by me no lovey-doveys stuff |
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honeric01 (m)
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@Princesa
I didn't get you wrong
Just to prove that i wasn't wrong
Because i didn't start the love song
My brain is quite young
To give you more under the sun.
@Olulu
Thank you my brother
She almost turned me to a molar,
Thank God for my mother
Because she taught me how not to bother
When people come with their halla
All I've got to say is thank you Halleluyah.
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princesa (f)
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extraneous way to simply put a point |
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olulu (m)
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staggers on stage, bottle in hand
hair rough and uncombed for days
eyes blood shot and unfocused
picks d mic up from d floor,
belched loudly
and farts loudly tooi always prefer male friends to female they don't gossip , she said, well, we are just friends she added, now my best friend is all broken hearted, and am getting drunk on his behalf, she says, they are just my friends, saw her with sumone, they were too close for comfort told my friend, well, u know, she is very friendly, he said. she says, they are just my friends, heard she went visitng the player in da hood, she went in the morning, came out at nite, my friend asked her about it, she were just watching movies , all day???  she says, they are just my friend saw her in d nite club, dancing freely and wildly, but d guy was not my friend, 3am, she got into his car well, i guess i can assume he dropped her at home at dat time, right?  she says, they are just my friends now she is pregnant and doesn't know who, is the baby my friends's? nope, they had neva had sex said she is was a virgin, pregnant virgin, thats a miracle, reminds of somebody in d bible, well, what can i say? too bad she didn't make me too a "friend", that y am drunk, i was not her " friend". drops d mic on d floor,
staggers off d stage,
farts and belches at d same time
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princesa (f)
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done the poem i like you doing wats up |
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princesa (f)
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let me see the valentine date they went to Mr. biggs To have the lovely valentine sip she all red and lovly he's all white and cocky he orders spanish rolls she orders rice not enuf, spagheti stuff new italian menu they've gotnot enuf, ok just get me "your Valentine package" waiters say that cost 10, 000 madam she's like "Honey i can have that no harm?" he's like sure "its the season of love" inner-heart he is breaking food done back home well she wanted more, but he wants her special time she like 'he pays the bill let him have' they watch Titanic 'those melodramatic fools' he thinks he is all yawning and hands straying to her laps she all protective"let me watch my film" 'but i only want to put my hands under your skirt' he protest 'what happened to my respect' she flares "dont give me that after 10,000 off my account' 'you sid i could have it, its not as if i didnt ask' you are smart you should know the pay-back 'no i dont, xcept you said you will die for me' crocodile tears well up her eyes |
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olulu (m)
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breaks bottle and junps back on stage,
shouts , where dem dey? hey woman, don't play me for a fool, and pretend to b cool, i want my food, and no won't do, if i pay d bills, then u lick my heels, emotion blackmail don't wrok for me, cos am really mean, u tears would be best kept for for he dat cares, all me want is your body to caress, u got me all horny all day, now i gonna pound u till d break of a new day, u are like a gold fish, and a gold fish has no hiding place, and u got me all acting crazy, lay down, and let me touch down, cos ready or not, here i come. flies into the crowd with bottle in hand |
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bluespice (f)
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*fans self* |
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princesa (f)
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she looks like the one whateva happened to am the sun of your lifeyou mean man  you were only in for whats under the skirt but you'd never have that not even a taste ok, well buy me a house, infact an estate paris should do , no i think Miami  that where my friend, you know Moremi stays with Ricarldo, theyve got this lovely yellow jet you know i love that colour just do this babe sunshine, and have all you want from my body well thats after the wedding too  you know am traditional so you love me, you can do that when do i pick the money from my account the one in swiss, and better dont delay cos am waiting  |
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olulu (m)
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she looks like the one whateva happened to am the sun of your lifeyou mean man you were only in for whats under the skirtbut you'd never have that not even a tasteok, well buy me a house, infact an estate paris should do , no i think Miami that where my friend, you know Moremistays with Ricarldo, theyve got this lovely yellow jet you know i love that colour just do this babe sunshine, and have all you want from my body well thats after the wedding too you know am traditional so you love me, you can do that when do i pick the money from my accountthe one in swiss, and better dont delay cos am waiting @bluespice now, c what u have done? , sssssssssssh, i will b rite back my princess to u u are still priceless, u know, baby, i was drunk, had gas in my lungs, was not thinkin straight, almost crashed into a gate. i thot she was u, cos she wore your shoe. u are d only one for me, and witout u there aint no me, yeah i like to go under your skirt with no stress but your body is not all am after, its your heart is dat really matter, buy u a house? an estate? baby, u starting to sound desperate, no problem taking u to miami to see moremi, but no jet instead , we would take the train, would prevent jet lag strain, get wedded to you? before i get to do u? but am entitled to a taste of the pudding, to be sure its good for eating cos after d wedding, i don't want to be regretting. money in your account? well, u just gimme dis discount u know, lay down on d sofa, allow me do u body proper, with your legs wrapped around me waist, and tightly clasped round my head will be your wrists. to d bed we go, and i will take it slow. i neva keep a lady waiting, just spread out and give me a taste of your pudding |
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princesa (f)
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i still want my diamonds
before any further notice Am traditional no disputing
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olulu (m)
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i still want my diamonds
before any further notice Am traditional no disputing diamonds? almond? mangoes? carrots? same ni jo u just quit being stubborn, and come to big daddy let big daddy treat u rite, squeeze it in where its most tight (ouch) u gettin old, and u need some one to hold, so come closer, hey, young lady, closer come on young lady, kiss daddy, don't be shy, just do it |
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bluespice (f)
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olulu
u got her all hot and horny by your words,
wet and warm by your swag
but if u thot that was enough to get her
wild and willing,
think again my dear
'cos it takes more than sweet words to seduce this lady
more than diamonds to get her singing
and definitely more than swag to make her crazy
*blows a kiss to him while sashaying to the bar*
get with the flow fellas!
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olulu (m)
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olulu
u got her all hot and horny by your words,
wet and warm by your swag
but if u thot that was enough to get her
wild and willing,
think again my dear
'cos it takes more than sweet words to seduce this lady
more than diamonds to get her singing
and definitely more than swag to make her crazy
*blows a kiss to him while sashaying to the bar*
get with the flow fellas!
hmmmmm,
drops d mic, jumps off d stage,
finally, she noticed me
trails her to d bar, looks behind to b sure princessa is nowhere in sight
hmm, nice butt,
grabs bluespice from d back,
and spins her around, holding her tight,
up close and personal, and , u know baby, u could b me lady, u got all what i want in a woman, and with u by me side, i will b da real man, just let me b your spice, and i will neva tell u a lie.  but i will treat u rite, squeeze u tight, put u in d spot lite and make u shine please don't take to flight, cos of love's fright my body yearns for you, and am willing to go down on you, (huh) haaa, cancer of d mouth? well, i will have 2check to b sure this won't be my last month u not sure of me intentions? i assure u, dis ain't no infactuation love? lust? together lets find out, so as to remove all UN-sexy doubt give big daddy a hug, be bitten by d love bug, then lets go to me quarters, i will do u better, take u harder, do u faster and pound it in deeper and deeper, and then take u to d 9th wonder, till u shout dat am da best black brother u ready? then hold on steady. u just say d word, and let me rock your world pulls her alongs with him, they head 2wards d door, |
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princesa (f)
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*walks to stage wide eyed, heart broken but sees people spraying money for me to snap out of my gloom
and bum! i do so*oh my God men are the worst Blue true you talk am not gonna accept cos he sweet talks infact so many fish out to catch just make the smart moves to win the heart So Olu you are so out of my book  beside its better, i thought i was being hooked not by the healing of your touch but the riches i know you got but even that is gone i confirmed thru your account it was fun while it last i know you remba those line Am free like a bird no more gonna be two herd go sow your wild oats lwhile i build my fortunes fast before i get sour huntches since llike you say am getting old let me make hay while the sun rays tarra am swinging to eternity and one day maybe i'd find the tradtional man tis rather hard in this modern time  well i will survive *drops mic and seductively catwalk outta the satge
backstage, i got men clamouring for my autograph*
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olulu (m)
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@bluespice and princessa money can never buy me love,
it could only rent your love. my ex- priceless princess olulu is my name, being a playa is my game, and we are not 2 dat is d same, though i stake no claim to fame, but my account aint lame, u sure is a fine, sexy dame, so gettin into u was my aim, but d plan just true neva came. am glad u hopped out when u did, though disappointed i neva got to hit "it", u were only in for my money, u never really wanted to b my real honey, thus u tried to treat me like a bunny, no wonder u always acted corny. though i never claimed to b innocent, but u always tried to milk me to my last cent, u think am just all talk? then, it seems u have been talking to your rubber duck. am d doctor of love, i don't pay money for love, cos, money can't buy u true love, it can only for a while rent u love, well, i could still give u a 2nd chance, cos i still want to eat your "yam". . . . . . am willing to 4give u all your sins and even more, just make sure u "cum" and sin no more, u game? then just "say my name" walks off, whistling and singing destiny's child, "say my name, say my name, ", |
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princesa (f)
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*walks to the stage with so much tumbling emotions, sadness, gladness, regrets, shrugs and continue*Such is life To loze, win and sometime be an ex And a priceless one, its better I guess Knowing I had u once for myself Makes me adapt with no stress And No! No! I don’t want 2 come back You are not even the faithful type Neither am I, that I say with no hype So, I think I should fly, spread my wings quite high Get to know the good and bad Not stay hook to one guy That aint even the way I am Fat accounts too get me all due Beside what’s the world without its force Love not on it, is so very rude Quit fronting and satisfy a lady’s money yearn And see how she’s gonna be on bed Yet my friend am still my kind So very deep and florescence natural Don’t think I lie when I claim traditional That’s all I want, anything short is dumb And I contradict with every force But what’s a life without fun Tis to me a wound forever sore Though am not some wet blanket Condemned to eternal chastity Carrying the flag of St. Michael Neither will I be some shy virgin Cos on the hour I call heavenly Right after the white wedding A touch I give is to the skin fire blazing And he might think she was just fronting All the while playing like a meek nanny virgin But then again who cares, what I believe is more to me Than any law or principle guiding their point of view Am me, plain me *walks out feeling appeased*
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bankhead (m)
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for the first time ever please welcome on , BANKHEAD, YOUR POETIC TICHA, THANK YOU
stop and stare
because she has it all in her hair
her beauty is the least of all she has to bear
but she waits patiently for you to care,
for your fountain to fill her with waters so pure and clear
stop fooling around,the spirit of valentine is in the air,
funny, thats why she is there,
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C2H5OH (m)
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*_* I am death
I thirst for blood like a hungry mosquito
My suffocating grip is poision to any soul
Tunes of panegyrics are music that dance me
My venom is genetically programmed to bring tears to your mother
Your dreams are my envy, I yearn to destroy them
Destruction is my friend, together we ruin
Unseen, but forever is my presence felt
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