Open Mic Night

Cayon takes the mic from Stillwater with a million dollar smile
Softly playing in the background was Otis Redding song "I've got dreams to remember.  Cayon is singing Otis Redding song. . . . .oops realizing she can't sing. . . . . . lyrics starts flowing in poetry style. She looks at him with the eyes of a camera

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"Honey I saw you there last night
Another womans arms holding you tight
I know you said she was just a friend
But I saw her kiss you again and again
These eyes of mine, they don't fool me
Why did she hold you so tenderly?"


As Cayon get ready to leave - he grabs the mic and start singing

I still want you to stay
I still love you anyway
I still don't want you to ever leave
Cayon, you just satisfy me


   

drags the mic from cayon lily hubby
and with so much vehemence speaks


sorry to burst the bubbles of this love-struck sweet hearts
but this stage is for a more purpose; to bring out stars
so cayon, better you know that all men are sweet sharks
swimming round their prey but with one violence movement, attack
and the unlucky prey is lost foreva to the immense darkness of hell track
so take heed and be like us the "smooth operator" only in for the fun it brings


oops dint know steven was in!!

hi Olulu,
am a big fan of urs
but you probably dnt know me
happy newyear though

my head dey swell o.
how u doing?
tanks 4d compliments, much appreciated, though i neva publish any of me works yet,
so i wonder how i don take get fan so soon.  
i for no mind split unit instead of fan 

anyways, stay tuned, got more coming.



guys, its a sunday
different from any other week day.
got a message from a lovely lady
made me heart feel so dandy
am your fan , told me, a real princess,
men, those words are priceless,
u want to know if i have started yet?
nah, i haven't even flung me net.


been out of nairaland 4 too long,
makes me wanna sing a new song,
maybe dedicate it to  princesa,
u know, get her to do d salsa.
hey men, wake up, she is royalty
while am just a common man, with no identity.
well, no yawa, i go make am,
and i will stop dis every day akara and akamu.
for now i take a bow,
may God help fulfill me vow.

*saunters to the stage*

,  You call me complicated when I talk,
immature when I cry,
insecure when I ask for opinions,
and frigid when I refuse to compromise my standards,
hence, u justify yourself when I catch you cheating,
well, to hell with it all!
today I say no to being "woman"!
when u need me cuddle up, i will have a cold,
when u need me to make your coffee just how u like it, Oprah will be on,
when u need me to make dinner when your friends come over, i'll be at saks shopping
u think i'm cold?
honey, ice runs through my veins!

*winks at the cute guy and sashays back to her seat*

*slowly walks on stage, picks up the mic.  .  .stares into space with a faraway look.  .  .*

She's gone.  .  .

I watched her bus roll away, all white and shiny,
Her face pressed against the glass as she sadly waved goodbye
I waved back just as sadly, wishing I could hold her hand one more time;
Hold her hand, share secrets, passions, joys and sorrows
Enjoy the freshness of her presence, bask in the sunshine of our friendship, hold on to the bond that so easily connects us
And never have to worry about tomorrow.

She's gone.  .  .

I held back my tears but deep inside the wells of my soul, pain churned like angry tidal waves,
Crashing against the walls of my heart, wrecking me up inside
Still I showed no outward sign, kept my tear ducts sealed up tight;
Had to be strong 'cause she was holding back her own tears with all her might.
Wished I could go with her.  .  .I see her as often as the moon meets the sun.  .  .
The situation just leaves me undone.

She's gone.  .  .

I'm back in my room, in the welcoming arms of my feathery bed
Finally I let the tidal waves pour, crash through my heart and fall through my lashes,
The streaming tide only interrupted by soft sobs
It's different without her, my sister, my best friend.
She's only going away for a long while and her voice I'll still frequently hear,
But nothing surpasses the physical presence of that beloved special friend.

Missing you.

*slowly wipes a stray tear, drops the mic and takes a bow*

walahi. . . .i no go cry

no . . . . I no go cry oo

_{I was going to wait till Friday but I need to let this out.}

I left traces of my mocha lipstick on your cheeks and collar
So when she hugs you she'd know you've been with another
Did I mention my leopard thong is sprawled in your backseat?
Honey, better hurry before she finds Victoria's secret
Karma is a bitch because once upon a time, your girl was my man's other woman
Don't you think it's my turn to use the excuse "I'm only human"?

_{walks off with a cocky smile}

You ladies brought the HEAT!!!

walks in feeling all devilish and impish, grabs mic from tope who doesent know what to say

I had dinner with the goddesses muse
they asked what i wanted from them to use
i asked for all inspiration, not one did i choose
After the contact with themselves, they thought they'd seen a human fool
looking at me with their derisive eyes
i had this grenade, but that, they never knew
Whoops! i made it pop to the sky
and back to the Greek nook it blew the pagan fools
thats when they knew never to mess with princess, cos she's good

walks out of stage with a satisfied smile

_{Didn't want to forget by Friday. I promise to have another by Friday}

I look in the mirror but I do not recognize the eyes staring back,
I try to find the man that lives inside of me,
But it is like a stranger has taken over this body.
Now I feel like there is nothing left in me,
Yet, why does it seem that you do not care
That someone has stolen my identity?

_{hmmm, ok, is it friday yet?
hic, hic, well am high,
tyme to say sumtin,}
slowly staggers to d stage,
pushes everybody out of d way,
clings to the mic like a woman,
looks around
and points at,


I woke up on the morning of  a friday,
Feeling very randy.
The day seems sunny,
And made me feel funny.
I felt like some action,
And I wanted no rejection.
I though of a certain dame
Who thinks love is a game.
I was now very horny,
So I went to see the honey.
She didn’t go to school,
She was seated by the pool.
“Baby was looking good, real cool.”
Her skin was so lush,
It made me want to rush.
But I took my time,
Cos our thoughts didn’t rhyme.
She told me she was cold,
So I tried to hold.
She pushed me away,
Told me to get away.
I told her,
“Baby, take it easy”,
Just wanted you to be cosy.
Cos baby you are fine,
And with you I want to wine and dine.
U know,
Dinner by candlelight,
Romance by moonlight
I am not putting you on line,
I really want to make you mine.
So stop being coy,
Don’t even try to treat me like a toy,
Am a big boy
And the only thing I would give you is joy.
Just give me a chance,
And surely I will make u do the love dance.



staggers off, head bowed,
and farts aloudly as he reaches the lady he was pointing at,

collects the mic from cayon goes to the stage and returns the wink

u're eyes, so full of fire,
but still can't conceal desire,
a union fill with such promise,
u'd think that naught was amiss,
so while for u my heart will always thunder
i dare not another man plunder!


****blowing a kiss to the pretty girl in a red dress as i saunter past****

empty stage

emptier heart

cold world

where has the warmth gone?

where has the lush gone?

why is the light harsh?

why is the fragrance gone?

where is the love?

where is the promise?

what becomes of my heart now?



^{doesnt make eye contact with anyone as he walks out of the arena}

 _{just back from the female side of the loo,
wipe the lipsticks marks from my face,
head for the stage,
caught side of princesa rear view,}

 hey man, the stage can wait,

_{walks towards d fascinating behind} 

Desist from me!!!
This euphoria of unbecoming foolishness
And let a supernatural awakening quicken in me.
So, I should dig up my grave.
Not to lie in it,
But to lay down my corpses of fads.