Open Mic Night

* blows a kiss to the crowd after collecting the mic from epi*
with her eyes, she hounded her detractors
with her voice she seduced her enemies
with her touch she melted her captors' hearts
the sultry seductress, with the whip of her lash, men cower in fear
the click of her stillettos, hearts shatter in pieces.

*batts eyelashes innocently with a plastered smirk on her face*

i pretend as though

i dont see her

guys make faces as she passes

damn her ass has got to pass

but alas we aren't of the same class

Epi walks through the crowd. Puts on her best smile and grabs mic from Bluespice
. . . .she watch Cupped hands whispering into ears


Is it because you’re consumed with hate, fear, envy and jealousy
Why all the whispering? Oh let me guess, he told you to make war with me?
Don’t be an ostrich, pull your head out of the sand
Like Maya Angelou we’ve got to be Strong Black Women
Is that’s your worth –for a man you want to fight
Abeg remember Variety is the spice of life


[i]Epi: Gripping the mic tight in her hand, fighting back the rush of emotions,
The crowd gave her a standing ovation[/i]

you go girl
i love this

_{well, couldn't resist the temptation to get down, thsi is for d ladies,
ok, well,i know,  as always}


ok lady
come here baby,
wanna go down on u,
and take all of u in full,
touching u so gently
u pull me in so closely,
i put my mouth on the tip of d hill,
i hear u moan so real,
damn, sweet music to me ears,
cos tonite am your teddy bear.
i put in it u so slow,
so as not to rush the flow,
and when i hit it in hard,
u smile cos u know am real bad,
i make u scream papaaa,
and u told then me, u da best dadaaa,
now we back to where we started,
hey, don't tell me u just farted.
well, i know the feeling,
its all cos of my sexual healing,
baby, am your love doctor ,
and i aint no impostor,
with me beside u,
its all fun to with so much thrill.




_{crab walks back into the crowd, d ladies grabs him here and there}

who else wan dey there if no b u?
u know, u b d only kokolet
that i hope in your heart there is a sign sayin to let
cos,
girlfriend, if u ain't there,
 i ain't here
my one and only princess,
that is so very priceless

 

u on top,
me on d floor,
as long as there is no flop,
but need we trim your crops?

 


u da best baby
so, u wanna b my lady?
 me hobby is kissing,
but don't want u b biting,
cos my lips are so tender,
me think i get case for them made of leather,
i aint no D;banj,
but i love to go bang, bang , bang
u ready for me,
i aint no easy meat.

hmmmmmm

am i d koko master?
neither am i a newscaster

am simply olulu,
and i ain't from the tribe of d zulus.

shower u with love?
make u soar like a dove?

hmmm,
would really love to do dat,
but u sure my heart u wouldn't pierce with a dart?
if its down under, then i've got no problem being sucked,
but don't want my 3rd leg to end up being pierced.
u think my love has gone cold,
nah, would still love u to hold,
u sure u ready to take a dip in my love pool?
would definitely make u feel so cool.
come into my world,
but first gimme u word,

no wizards or witches,
just pure smooching.

no blood letting,
just love making,

no killings,
just thrilling,

plenty of kissing and sucking,
but no strictly no piercing

u ready to do on my laps a private salsa?
then lets get naked in my mombasa

there is nothing as sweet as a lady so willing,
it sure makes the love tango so exicting,
thereby keeps d mind anticpating,
and d mouth salivating.

lets take in d hay, a tumble,
and all nite we shall rumble,

cos,
your lips i have to kiss,
your heart i would make freeze,
your nipples i wish to tease,
your body i want to please.

u wanna come into the lion's den?
once u in, u can't turn leave till ten

am a real hard worker,
ready to make your heart flutter,

u think its all a game?
well, after am done, u wish always for the same.



cos now u got me all curious,
my heart is beating very furious,
lets take a stroll,
and on d bed we roll,
get naked fast for d show,
and go wit d flow,
when u give me d blow,
its guaranteed i will satisfy your soul.

then lets get u nakedly naked,
and passioantely sedated,
layin down on d floor,
while i sharp my roc,
with legs wide open for my insertion,
and i waste no time in making d decision.
your hips gyration,
fuels d speed of my injections,
its gonna b an all nite action,
with no hesitation,
no limitation,
we will assume kinky positions,
tryin out plenty of variations,
with u reaching pleasures of higher dimensions
and u would definitely attain guaranteed satisfaction.

►►►In the background►► ►*** Olulu and Princesa making out***

Grabs mic from ariblaze.


I told you its over but I can’t get you out of my mind
Looking at your pictures send chills down my spine
I wanted to call last night but my friends say “Go find another man
Here I am all cried out trying to be strong
You left 17 messages today, I checked the Caller-ID
So I know you too are missing me


Epi: Sees him standing at the door with coffee in his hands
       A smile appears on her face and she gives him a big hug

[b]in d heat of action, missed out a line, and d word flows. . . . . . anyway,
my princess, hmmm, so sweet, so sensual, so intoxicating,,  . . . . . . . . . [/b]



then lets get u nakedly naked,
and passionately sedated,
u lay on d floor,
 i sharping my roc,
with legs wide open for my insertion,
i waste no time in making d decision.
your hips gyration,
fuels d speed of my injections,
its gonna b an all nite action,
with no hesitation,
and no limitation,
just my total concentration.
we will assume diffrent kinky positions,
and try out plenty variations,
with u reaching pleasures of higher dimensions
and u would definitely attain guaranteed satisfaction.



_{sssshhh, hey epi, u sure u don't wanna join}