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vexxy (f)
Living in 2005
« on: October 04, 2005, 02:18 PM »

An email sent to me by a friend.  Hope you enjoy it:

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.   : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.

AND NOW You R LAUGHING at yourself.
uchetobi (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #1 on: October 04, 2005, 03:56 PM »

 Smiley Smiley i now know for shizzle that i am definately in 2005 Wink
vexxy (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #2 on: October 04, 2005, 04:11 PM »

What's funny is that I was just emailing my co-worker a story and she sits next to me! Cheesy
vizion (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #3 on: October 04, 2005, 04:18 PM »

u definitely got me wit numbers 14, 15 and 16
vexxy (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #4 on: October 04, 2005, 05:08 PM »

Those got me as well! Cheesy
Scorpio (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #5 on: October 04, 2005, 06:51 PM »

Numbers 6 and 10 are so true, especially in my case.  Cheesy Cheesy good one vexxy! Wink
vexxy (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #6 on: October 04, 2005, 06:52 PM »

Scorpio, I am so guilty of number 6 that it's not even funny!  Cheesy
Scorpio (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #7 on: October 04, 2005, 06:56 PM »

You think u're guilty? 82% of my life revolves around my computer.When i'm not in clinicals, i'm online Cheesy
vexxy (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #8 on: October 04, 2005, 06:59 PM »

I think we fall in the same percentile of computer usage!
Scorpio (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #9 on: October 04, 2005, 07:02 PM »

we seriously need help  Cheesy
casper (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #10 on: October 04, 2005, 09:00 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
nike4luv (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #11 on: October 04, 2005, 09:03 PM »

am definitely in 2005..computer addictives gimme a hell yea!
vexxy (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #12 on: October 04, 2005, 09:06 PM »

HELL YEAH! Grin
nike4luv (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #13 on: October 04, 2005, 09:07 PM »

mukakakaka
goodguy (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #14 on: October 04, 2005, 10:43 PM »

14, 15, 16 got me as well Cheesy
hot-angel (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #15 on: October 06, 2005, 01:57 AM »

I am sooooooooooooooooooo 2005!
panthress (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #16 on: January 14, 2006, 12:32 PM »

IM NOT ADDICTED TO THECOMPUTERF THE COMPUTER IS ADDICTED TO ME
HAHA!!!
micklplus (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #17 on: January 14, 2006, 02:33 PM »

you are a crazy guy because that got me so well !
you must be mad(not lunatic) but the whole approach!
i entirely fell for that , and it pained me so hard.
that was nice anyway! i like  it anyway.
take care,be cool,good and keep being great






























xdos (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #18 on: April 15, 2006, 06:09 PM »

Hey,  I'm in 2006,

well I didnt notice the absence of #9. You got me all crackd up
diddy4 (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #19 on: April 15, 2006, 07:00 PM »

i didnt notice the #9 and when i checked ands noticed your number 14, 15 and 16. you are damn good. nice joke. i do #6 alot. i aint addicted to computer we are married. i blame bill gate for that.  Grin Grin Grin
diva11 (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #20 on: April 15, 2006, 07:12 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin
6 is true 4 me just that nost of the time it's to open the gate
Angry  ouch! 14,15 and 16 got me
larger_20 (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #21 on: April 15, 2006, 07:15 PM »

Hmm na wahooo!
gentleaura (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #22 on: April 16, 2006, 05:05 AM »

I actually thought it was a bad read, not until #9 got me, omg! I am still laughing!!
dabby (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #23 on: June 07, 2006, 10:06 AM »

really funny and really true. i'm laughing so hard
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
*Shentz* (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #24 on: June 07, 2006, 07:56 PM »

i moved on,  Wink
Mystique (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #25 on: June 28, 2006, 08:15 AM »

Quite funny, but what about 2006? Huh
lukkie (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #26 on: July 01, 2006, 09:53 AM »

LOL. its so true but i got no regrets. times do change.
lukkie (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #27 on: July 01, 2006, 09:54 AM »

LOL. its so true but i got no regrets. times do change.
dabby (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #28 on: September 07, 2006, 08:40 PM »

u definitely got me there.
nice one.  Grin Grin
nenye78 (m)
Re: Living in 2005
« #29 on: September 08, 2006, 03:44 PM »

Very good one. I'm guilty as chargedĀ   Grin Grin
jayemkay (f)
Re: Living in 2005
« #30 on: September 12, 2006, 11:05 AM »

nice one, it so applies to me, really funny
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