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spikedcylinder
How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« on: December 23, 2008, 08:10 AM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI&NR=1

Sorry I don't know how to post those Youtube links on here so please just follow the link. It was real funny! Cheesy
sistawoman
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« #1 on: December 23, 2008, 05:55 PM »

Thanks for sharing.
Adam Brody (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« #2 on: December 23, 2008, 06:19 PM »

The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!
ibkaye
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« #3 on: December 23, 2008, 06:22 PM »

Quote from: Adam Brody on December 23, 2008, 06:19 PM
The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!
Has this ever worked for you  Huh
Emperoh (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« #4 on: December 23, 2008, 06:39 PM »

Quote from: Adam Brody on December 23, 2008, 06:19 PM
The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!

i thought this section is rated 18+
WHere is this juvenile coming from?
tboy1 (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« #5 on: December 23, 2008, 06:48 PM »

LMAO Cheesy Grin Cheesy @ d video
Mehnn dat dude is razz ooooo but d chick is even worse Cheesy Grin Cheesy
spikedcylinder
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« #6 on: December 24, 2008, 11:45 AM »

Quote from: sistawoman on December 23, 2008, 05:55 PM
Thanks for sharing.


I hope you realise the comedic intent?


Quote from: Adam Brody on December 23, 2008, 06:19 PM
The best way to pick up a Nigerian chick is to move close to her, make a peace V sign WITH YOUR FINGERS around your mouth and try to stick your tongue in between the V sign and wiggle the tongue continously. She will obviously get the message that you want to sleep with her straight and avoid all those nonsense playing hard to get bullocks girls like and after you succeed in getting her to bed, you drop a few quid (Shouldnt exceed N1,500) sha by her pillow and you waka from her life and find the next Nigerian chick to pick up!

If it doesnt work, try pinching and slapping her bottom! She will get angry at first and try to slap you or insult you but after some time, she will get used to your advances and before you know, you would be pinching that bottom legally at night!

Any other advice is to make you spend money on them before you pick them and you should avoid all that at all cost! You only pay her after your done with her!


Yea, sure. Undecided

Quote from: tboy1 on December 23, 2008, 06:48 PM
LMAO Cheesy Grin Cheesy @ d video
Mehnn that dude is razz ooooo but d chick is even worse Cheesy Grin Cheesy

LOL! Someone finally gets it. Grin

Sea~Goddes (f)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« #7 on: December 25, 2008, 11:55 AM »

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haryorlah (f)
Sum guys jst dont understand the word 'NO' am not interested
« #8 on: December 25, 2008, 12:20 PM »

Pickin up girls. Guys pls be veri careful, put on the essential wear o. STDs ar spreadin fast
skolars (m)
Re: How To Pick Up Nigerian Women
« #9 on: December 25, 2008, 12:33 PM »

due to bird flu and other related flu,
the only available things with out flu/that can kill is condom and pure water so u buy the two
u don get am bi that
VKuser
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