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goodass (m)
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wt yhu naw, u don 4get?  a persin whu givs massage is called what? |
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~icecold~~ (f)
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masseuse
do u want me to give u a massage
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goodass (m)
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yeeeezzzzzzzzz wt your hand n d buxom? |
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~icecold~~ (f)
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no sweat
when do we start
and would u be okay with just a massage
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goodass (m)
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ryt away or watchu tink?
i want efry trik uve got
ow abt dat?
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~icecold~~ (f)
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am kool with it
so do you want the shiatsu massage or the accupressure massage?
or maybe d swedish or aromatheraphy wld do?
watchathink
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goodass (m)
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al of d abov, esp aromatherapy (soundz yummie tho i no knw wch is wch!) d floor is urz, shal we begin?  |
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~icecold~~ (f)
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aiite
do u want me to get some lavender oil
or do u have any particular preference
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goodass (m)
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u can mix it wt indian oil jazzed wt pepper & ice! so i can face-dwn now ryt? stil kip my pants on or? |
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~icecold~~ (f)
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aiithe
wat are u still doin with your pants on?
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goodass (m)
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u r d masseur, or u afraid 2 remov it? am out in a min, so let do oooo, u do it now? |
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~icecold~~ (f)
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k o
what part of your body do u want me to apply pressure on
ehn?
waist
temple
or your a**
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sillyboy (m)
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my payanyan. . . .
Can I apply pressure and force on your tobito too?
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goodass (m)
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Nope mr physicist wch kin' parameter b dt 1 naw (pressure, force)? |
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Cayon (f)
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Sorry, I don't know as i am having a hard time understanding you
Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?
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goodass (m)
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nah, u ddnt send it naw  yhu? |
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Cayon (f)
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yes i did
Any plans for Boxing Day?
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D1KeleVra (m)
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Yep. Hang out wiv friends.
Any New year's resolutions?
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goodass (m)
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goals.plans.plenty
wat giftz r in your boxes
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jassie (m)
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my d!ck and ma ballz. . .  what gift is in your box?  |
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D1KeleVra (m)
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Ass n a mound of crap! No question from me. |
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goodass (m)
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k
boxes=boxerz?
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jassie (m)
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boxes. . . i dirrit on purpose mayne what's in your box. . . (not boxers) |
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goodass (m)
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boxes. . . i dirrit on purpose mayne duh banana, rubber, wrist-watch whuz winning La liga? |
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omega25red (m)
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i dont know
did you eat pepe soup on christmas?
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sima (f)
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no but i did before Christmas. . why does seven hate nine. . |
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D1KeleVra (m)
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cos seven is a loony
Why does 6 hate 9?
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krama (m)
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Hmnn. . . Ttops! |
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krama (m)
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That makes 2 of us Tope why does cats hate dogs Dunno Why are you a witch? |
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D1KeleVra (m)
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no im not.
are u?
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