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didisky (m)
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Aboard an Italian airline from London, an American turns to his Nigerian co passenger & says hey! Let’s play a fun game, I will ask u a question if u don’t know d answer u give me $5 & vice-versa. The Nigerian is already too tired & just wants to go back 2 sleep, so he politely declines the offer, the yank persists; he now says “ok if I don’t know your question
I will pay u $100 the naija guy opens his eyes, but being too
tired & not wanting d yank to pester him endlessly agrees 2
play along. D yank asks him how far is d earth from the moon,
d Nigerian does not say anything but brings out his wallet &
gives d yank $5. Now it is d naija’s turn he goes thus “what
goes up a hill on 3 legs & comes down on four legs”. Nna, fear
catch d yank. He brings out his laptop searches all his
references but he couldn’t find d answer, so he connects a
modem to d air phone, he surfs d net, e-mails his co workers –
no solution-, finally he turns to d Nigerian & taps him on d
shoulder then he humbly gives d naija man $100, d naija guy
accepts it and goes back to sleep.this annoys d yank & he
asks him so what’s d answer ?. D naija man simply brings out
his wallet & gives d yank a $5 note
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lauryn (f)
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laugh my friggin little behind off  |
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Thosyn (m)
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Nice job didsky.U're really good and do keep up the good jokes.
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babadee (m)
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and who says naija peeps aint the smartest?
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trip dizle (m)
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niger man go always be niger man.we too much o jarre |
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Oracle (m)
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He's really sharp
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chistiana (f)
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nhhhhhhhhh thats kool
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L.O.V.E (f)
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Lmao, smart ass |
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candylips (m)
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that was funny |
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candylips (m)
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yea very funny
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chaz (m)
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men,that waz a real Nigeria guy, an igbo guy 4 sure. ;d
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candylips (m)
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yea most likely ibo
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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Hey wats ur problem y'll? why attack us because it concerns money?  Why act like if u don't like money too?  |
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candylips (m)
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what is your point  |
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candylips (m)
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yea thats true
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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thank you jare my brother and sista
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oge4real (f)
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me i no be ya sista ohh
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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i wasnt referring to u. and besides, u are my sista wheather u like it or notr |
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oge4real (f)
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@ robby, na by force 2 get brother?  |
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hot chic (f)
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That was a very nice joke.
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