{ladies} Weirdest Thing You've Done On A Lonely Night (be Sincere)

I know this is going to sound crazy but I felt like the real thing and had to do the silly obvious.

I broke up with my boyfriend 4 months ago and ever since, I decided I wasn't going into anything new till further notice. I was with him for 3 years and couldn't take his rubbish any further. After the break up, my night was filled with loneliness and no water to quench my fire when it burns. I picked up a dildo at one of the shops in Ikeja but you and I know it can't be like the real thing.

Now guess what? On Friday night (18-08-06) after work, I was feeling so lonely and so hot that I really really needed the real touch. I thought of so many options. I thought of calling one of my fine couleage at work but changed my mind because of the shame it will leave me. I couldn't bring myself either to call any of my EXs. So what I did was, I dressed to kill, went clubbing as I live on the Island. Danced with a couple of guys and when it was time to go, there was this cute guy I really danced with and I asked him if he could drive me home as I didn't come with my car. He offered to help after I managed to convince him I am no danger to him. This was after I showed him my staff ID. When we got to my place, that was around 4am saturday morning. I asked him to come in for a drink. It was in the middle of the drink I told him point blank what I wanted. I wanted a good f**k. I made it clear I didn't want any attachment just the f**k now. And I was very happy I did. It was good and I have been so vibrant and active at work since yesterday.

It was the excitement that pushed me to want to share this experience and nairaland came to my mind as I've known about it for sometime now.

So ladies, tell me. Have you ever have to do such a thing?

If you ever come to Port Harcourt, call me! 

@anuli, i guess you work at GTB , its only an assumption.
Anyway, may i ask, did you tell the guy to use a condom?,

Yes I work at GT Bank, and also yes I made sure he use a condom because I've worked too hard to be where I am to loose it. I also know that AIDS is real 'because someone I know so well died of it. But does the knowledge that AIDS is out there stop the feeling? HELL NO!

Guess? I didn't give the guy my number and I tore the paper where he wrote his for me because I don't want to be tempted to call him to say hello. He served the purpose I wanted him that day and he's gone with the wind.

Joy from GT Bank. Good for you baby.

i know u asking fo those that masturbate when they loney and horny. wow, interesting.

If you have no juicy tales to share, say so and move on. No preaching.

Don't mind them. Enjoy your life to the fullest but just be careful.
I feel you sis.

@AnuliGTB,
WOW!  don't feel guilty,they are all wishing they had that courage.hope u had the best f***k,that night.at least,you had fun and u used a condom,wise move.But don't try it again because u might not be so lucky next time .kudos girl.

@desiree,
you can tell that she has never done this before ,thatz why she said it was a "WEIRD THING".Advise her but don't crucify her.yea,she was lucky the guy wasn't a serial kiiler or a rapist.she got away with it this time bt she shouldn't try it again.

you dey wan like sey you no bi naijerian! b.t.w where you from sef!? 

I just being wan know if u be naija! anyway which state you come from and where you dey now? (curious ) 

Okay, I believe she posted her story here to get people's views, I'm not judging her in any sense, I’m just being honest, this is the same thing i would have told my best mate, sister or cousin in the same position. I've done my bit of freaky and "weird things" but they don't involve strange men.

@AnuliGTB

I'm really sorry if my honest comment made you feel that way. Do your thing and be safe, I'm only looking out for you babes.

hey anuli
the next time you got that desire, just give me a holla. i will fly down just to get that ass of yours. hope it will be worth it though.

@AnuliGTB hmm you sound like the female version of me. I have done a couple of one night stands and they were great. don't pay attention to most of the responses you are getting here as most of the guys on this site are pretty young and inexperienced, some are hypocrites trying to impress the babes while others are just conforming to societal expectations and roasting in silence. Me I get plenty gist and adventures, I used to post them but the admin was fond of deleting or editing them so I stopped.

Anyway enjoy your sef jare, explore your sexuality in a safe way while you are still young, single and free but please don't over do it as there is a time to settle down and move on to the next phase of life, at that point you wouldn't have any regrets. Do you know that there are a lot of old couples who wished they had been more adventorous in their youth. No such regrets for me o!

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I remember one weird experience I had 5 years back. I was on an official assignment staying at Nicon Hilton Abuja when I heard a knock on my door. it had been a long day at the office and I was just chilling out and trying to kill time, I was terribly horny as I hadn't had some in almost a month since I came to Abuja, I opened the door to find this pretty and busty babe who smiled at me saying she came to check someone next door but apparently the person wasn't around and do I mind her waiting in my room until the person comes back, shooo who born me to say no, na so I throwe the door open stepped aside and urshered her in, damn my internet would soon log off, I would continue some other time

My colleague who was also on the same project with me popped out of the recess of a door down the hall laughing and saying "Aha I don catch you eh na so you dey do", I turned to the babe and she was also laughing. Apparently they had planned it just to see my reaction, damn I said to myself odiodi for me as I counted my losses, anyway nothing spoil so I invited them in and offered them drinks. My colleague declined while the babe asked for Stout. The babe said I really impressed her with the way I welcomed her in.

We all got gisting, the babe was really flowing with me and after a while my colleague was just floating so he stood up and told the babe they should go to his room. She declined saying she would join him after she finishes her drink so he left and we continued gisting gradually the gist moved on to more intimate matters love, sex etc, she wanted to know if I had a babe in Abuja who comes to warm my bed, I told her nope, she didn't believe me, I told her harmattan had been catching me since I came, after a while she said she was uncomfortable drinking alone so I ordered a Gulder and a second bottle of stout for her. My colleague called much later and spoke to the babe, she told him she was ok where she was. Apparently she had come with her friend to visit another colleague of ours and the couples were busy elsewhere while she was left to find her level,

All of a sudden she turned to me and said "If I f-uck you promise you wouldn't f-uck any of my friends", it was so sudden and unexpected that I almost choked on my drink, I was no longer a slacker, I quickly recovered and agreed saying how would I ever meet her friends anyway. She then stood up and started removing her cloths, I barely managed to remove mine when she climbed on top of me and was about to lower herself when I stopped her pulled out a condom from the bedside table and wore it. She was really wet and warm; apparently all our naughty talks and booze had taken a toll on her. I was expecting a wild rodeo type ride for where, I got the next biggest shock that night. The babe was really unique in her style she had absolute control of her p_ussy muscles all she did was squeeze and release them in rhythm while remaining almost stationary, it didn't take her long to c-um violently and loud, as for me I was still very hard. She hopped off pulled off the condom and proceeded to blow me, alternating between that and sucking my nipples saying that, that works for her bobo, it wasn't working for me so I told her to stop and not bother so far as she came I was okay. She was really surprised and said she has never met a guy who didn’t want to  c-um. I told her that whenever I booze I can remain hard for a long time while at the same time finding it very difficult to come. So we rested gisted small and slept off. In the middle of the night we woke up and I had my fill after which she said I really pounded her, I apologised saying na condition cause am, she said she wasn't complaining though and enjoyed it even though she didn't c-um. Anyway to cut a long story short we had one more round before she left in the morning.

I later saw her in school months later but we didn't do anything again until 3 years later when we jammed in PH. hmm now that one eh na gist for another time jare. Make I do small work first.

too much teevee dey worry this calabar man.

this gist dey like wetin them dey write for better lover