Recent Miss Universe Interview

RECENT MISS UNIVERSE INTERVIEW

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman, 
(Applause! Applause!)

 
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening, 
(Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door, 
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)

 
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night, 
(Applause! Applause! Applause!


Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft, 
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )


Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)


Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth, 
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

 
DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT Ms NIGERIA HAD TO SAY ABOUT THE MALE ORGAN IN HER OWN COUNTRY?

still waiting for the nigerian one

Question: Ms Nigeria, how can you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Nigeria: Well I can say that male organs in Nigeria are like Rabbits.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Nigeria: One hole is never enough!

Lol @ layi and feelgood, nice ones

How can one hole be enough? _{[sub]just kidding}[/sub]

Nice stuff
Cheers

Any update on how ms Nigeria described the male organ in her country?

I ve heard of this stuff before but its all good.

nice

 :p

killa joke