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omogenaija (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #32 on: September 29, 2006, 11:42 PM »

when i think of nigeria i think of

faji to the highest level
lots of money
movies
419
musicans
yoruba

and i think of me
Alexos (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #33 on: September 30, 2006, 08:59 PM »

Well,

1. The Bad and the good people. Huh Embarrassed Lips sealed
    It hurts that the bad one dominates. We need total over-hauling

2. The bad economical situation, and then the good and bright future waiting ahead. Smiley Wink
    I hope it comes as quick as possible
Chay (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #34 on: October 02, 2006, 06:33 PM »


I think of my loved ones
419
Nepa/Phcn
CORRUPTION
Bad roads
Every one wants something for free
Different types of food

I still love my country sha!
Grin Grin Grin


jaybaby (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #35 on: October 14, 2006, 12:24 AM »

419  to the FULLEST

Raymand (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #36 on: October 14, 2006, 08:03 AM »

HOME. . .  Cool
ifyalways (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #37 on: October 23, 2007, 04:17 PM »

SWEET HOME
SURVIVORS
FRESH APKU+OFE ONUGBO
NEPA
419
POLICE
BLESSED LAND
Siena (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #38 on: October 23, 2007, 05:51 PM »

419.
almondjoy (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #39 on: October 23, 2007, 08:55 PM »

How I can get my parents out of there.  But not possible so I just have to deal with till they are "called to glory"!  Then I will never have to think about it!  It is called "Spiritual Relocaton"!!!!
britgirlee (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #40 on: November 09, 2007, 09:39 PM »

i have to say , which is sad to say

over here when you hear the word Nigerian

Fraud

student/taxi driver at the age of 50

IT Consultant , meaning money launderer

Property developer meanin  again money launder

Bently
Range  ROVER Sport
Bently convertible
BMW ^ siries all on HP or money laudered
Adulterer


Mr White,  Mr Apple crumble, Mr Winters Mr Jaide etc (JIDE) all alias to open bank accounts (stolen identity)

Why do some Nigerians make it harder for the rest of us WHY?Huh



almondjoy (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #41 on: November 10, 2007, 05:14 AM »

Quote from: britgirlee on November 09, 2007, 09:39 PM
i have to say , which is sad to say

over here when you hear the word Nigerian

Fraud

student/taxi driver at the age of 50

IT Consultant , meaning money launderer

Property developer meanin again money launder

Bently
Range ROVER Sport
Bently convertible
BMW ^ siries all on HP or money laudered
Adulterer


Mr White, Mr Apple crumble, Mr Winters Mr Jaide etc (JIDE) all alias to open bank accounts (stolen identity)

Why do some Nigerians make it harder for the rest of us WHY?Huh


Heh! Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin Cheesy Grin
britgirlee (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #42 on: November 10, 2007, 07:01 AM »

almond girlee

its true!!! the worst thing about it ,,, for the taxi driver he  is often illegal and dodges from left to right to avoid the police or paying taxes

for the 'names' he/she cannot pronouce   properly and with the strogest african accent , before any one says ahh yes do you no in Lagos they have English surnames blah blah I KNOW THAT!!!

give you an example , very true !!

There was a mobile phone scam organised by some Nigerians from a rented address using the legal owners real name Mr Hughs pronounced  (HUES) the police did a sting at the post office. A delivery note was left advising to attend the post office to collect the items.
The Nigerian guy walks into the office with a bill but no photo ID to get the fraudulently acquired phone,,,,when asked for photo ID of course he didn't have it and started to shout at the English undercover post officer, come on meeeeeeeeeen give me the phone after all i am Mr (HUGGIS)

yes he was arrested!!!! Grin  TRUE STORY!!! Shocked
Siena (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #43 on: November 10, 2007, 09:35 AM »

Lol, Fox! I wish I'd been there to see Mr "Huggis's" face as he was hustled away.

The postmaster must have been pretty bemused too!  Grin Grin Grin
ifyalways (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #44 on: November 10, 2007, 02:25 PM »

hmmn
i would just have to pass on this one. Lips sealed
fatty27
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #45 on: November 10, 2007, 06:06 PM »

Oshodi,
Ajegunle,
EFCC
Siena (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #46 on: November 10, 2007, 06:40 PM »

Quote from: ifyalways on November 10, 2007, 02:25 PM
hmmn
i would just have to pass on this one. Lips sealed

Not sure, or scared to say?  Grin
MoOdYLaDy (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #47 on: November 10, 2007, 06:46 PM »

A place to be at

Land of opportunity

Lawless, smoke some weed without getting arrested by the cops Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

There is no place like the motherland Kiss Kiss Kiss
 
A place where fun never stops

Can have parties on the street without getting arrested

Buka food hmmmmmmmmmm Kiss Kiss Kiss
britgirlee (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #48 on: November 11, 2007, 08:14 AM »

siena Grin

you could imagine,,,,,check out my topic on accents!!!! Grin Grin Grin
Cyclone5 (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #49 on: November 11, 2007, 08:37 AM »

Its quite intriguing that this particuar thread shows how little some of us actually know about Nigeria. ITs true that there are fraudulent and duplicitous people. But very few on the scale of BAE or WMD.

When I think of Nigeria I fear for the children and young people who have so much potential but are denied the opportunity and security time and time again.

I don't deny the harshness and the violence but please remember the glorious landscapes (groundnut pyramids, Olumo Rock, River Niger, the Delta, Jos plateaus), the wonderful artistry, the lovely food. How many countries have a Nobel prize Laureate in Literature. And he is just one of a number of deserving many - Chinua Achebe, Cyprian Ekwensi, TM Aluko, Buchi Emecheta, Ola Rotimi etc. We used to have a glorious tradition of theatre. And now we have Nollywood.

Think about family networks that have been the rock on which many a person has gone on to high achievement. Have you ever been to see someone off at the MM airport in Ikeja? See the love and the comedy (or farce) that follows them on as they set off.

Imagine the academic excellence that Nigerians have showed the world over.

In the UK there are millions of Nigerians working in office jobs and in managerial positions. They are a credit. Its not true that most of us are scraping the barrel and contemplating frauds.

Please remember Fela, Oriental Brothers, Osita Osadebey, Victor Uwaifo, Bobby Benson, IK Dairo, Sunny Ade, Ebenezer Obey, Prince Nico Mbarga, Christy Essien. Evergreen and everlasting.

If there is one thing that you can earmark Nigerians for its a great sesnse of humour. Ikebe Super has lasted a generation now.

I think some of us could do with learning a little bit more about our country. And then when we reflect on the bad things we might do so with some balance.

May our green shoots continue to burst forth even in this age on blight and pestilence.
Siena (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #50 on: November 11, 2007, 11:01 AM »

@ Cyclone: Very well said, I agree with you - in principle.

@ Fox: What section is it in?  Wink
doyin13 (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #51 on: November 11, 2007, 11:32 AM »

Quote from: britgirlee on November 09, 2007, 09:39 PM
i have to say , which is sad to say

over here when you hear the word Nigerian

Fraud

student/taxi driver at the age of 50

IT Consultant , meaning money launderer

Property developer meanin  again money launder

Bently
Range  ROVER Sport
Bently convertible
BMW ^ siries all on HP or money laudered
Adulterer


Mr White,  Mr Apple crumble, Mr Winters Mr Jaide etc (JIDE) all alias to open bank accounts (stolen identity)

Why do some Nigerians make it harder for the rest of us WHY?Huh





@britgirlee

You forgot Parking Attendants.

I guess they reckon Nigerians with their pugilistic accents and tone(u wan try Yorubas)
are highly suited for the job.

Na real wa  Sad
sweetonyx (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #52 on: November 11, 2007, 09:02 PM »

unemployment Sad
up nepa Grin
tax evasion Sad
insecurity Sad
militants Grin
bad roads Sad
bad leadership Sad
religious Grin
home(no whr like home) Grin Huh
ABOVE ALL,I SEE PROGRESS  Shocked 
toyinrayo (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #53 on: November 11, 2007, 11:35 PM »

tribalism Sad Sad
goverment corruption Cry Cry Cry
99.99%   419 Cry Cry
farm  Smiley Smiley
village  Smiley
my grandma and family Cheesy Cheesy
polygamy Sad Sad
my home  Undecided Smiley
britgirlee (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #54 on: November 25, 2007, 05:46 PM »

Quote from: doyin13 on November 11, 2007, 11:32 AM
@britgirlee

You forgot Parking Attendants.

I guess they reckon Nigerians with their pugilistic accents and tone(u wan try Yorubas)
are highly suited for the job.

Na real wa Sad

doyin 13

its the ghanains,,,,,car park attendents Undecided
handsome_ (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #55 on: November 25, 2007, 05:49 PM »

what comes to mind is the picture of my Nija brothers in Laondon sweeping the gutters and the streets, the pictures of them in the cold working their arse off - the picture I see includes loads of them doing prosititution abroad - go to the major clubs in London and u will be sure to catch one Naija babe to take home for the night. So, fraud comes to mind, prostitution comes to mind - pride comes to mind - foolishness comes to mind. and many more.
britgirlee (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #56 on: November 25, 2007, 05:49 PM »

@ sienna

my topic on adopted accents is in culture,   Cheesy
Signor Zax
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #57 on: November 25, 2007, 05:52 PM »

Rome was not built in a day, so was London, New York, Tokyo and so on.
Nigeria has its challenges but in all, I know we will get there someday.
I pray that day comes quickly. Amen!
ifyalways (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #58 on: November 25, 2007, 08:41 PM »

Quote from: handsome_ on November 25, 2007, 05:49 PM
what comes to mind is the picture of my Nigeria brothers in Laondon sweeping the gutters and the streets, the pictures of them in the cold working their arse off - the picture I see includes loads of them doing prosititution abroad - go to the major clubs in London and u will be sure to catch one Naija babe to take home for the night. So, fraud comes to mind, prostitution comes to mind - pride comes to mind - foolishness comes to mind. and many more.
and i guess you don't want to be associated with them ?you don't even would want to get close to them to see if there is a way to help .sometimes i wonder ooooooo Lips sealed so this is want comes to ya mind when you think naija?hmmmmmmmn pity
handsome_ (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #59 on: November 25, 2007, 09:09 PM »

Quote from: ifyalways on November 25, 2007, 08:41 PM
and i guess you don't want to be associated with them ?you don't even would want to get close to them to see if there is a way to help .sometimes i wonder ooooooo Lips sealed so this is want comes to ya mind when you think naija?hmmmmmmmn pity

No - I am associated with everything Nigerian - I do not hate my country - I only hate the people that hate it and make it in bad light amongst the league of nations - no place like home.


@AlmondJoy -

Why not give them each a bullet to the head to get them out of the country if you hate the country that much?
diyobdw (f)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #60 on: November 26, 2007, 09:35 AM »

Survivor!
enriched and diverse cultures
opportunities
Happy people
soccer
419
bad followers - poor leaders
Nature friendly environ- no major disasters
romeo (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Come To Mind?
« #61 on: January 13, 2008, 02:00 PM »

Quote from: tatenda on May 01, 2006, 03:04 PM
drugs
419
witchcaft
poverty
fake miracle churches
ethnic violence

When i think south africa this is what comes to my mind:

Aids
raping of infants
car-jackers
ugly faces
HIV
Sex without condom
Assassins
most violent African country
Rape 
Murder
Gated Communities
CESA
etc etc
romeo (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #62 on: January 13, 2008, 02:24 PM »

Coal city
Hope
Love
Biafra
Do it All
Page
Coliseum
Filling station enugu
Polo park
Chicks
Suya
Point and kill
Heat
Harmattan
Roasted Maize
Boiled Maize
Paw Paw
Yam
Coco Yam
Nkwobi
Isi-ewu
Hustlers
Nepa
No Water
No Gas
Bad Roads
slow Internet ( it sucks)
Fuel
Nice Home
Nice ride
Family
My Unborn Children
School time jokes


it's endless but i still love naija any day
skipo87 (m)
Re: When You Think "Nigeria" What Comes To Mind?
« #63 on: January 13, 2008, 02:48 PM »

money, mummy, visa, suffering x 2ce
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