Accused of "Harlotry" By Parents For Posing In A Thong

should i appeal?

culled from my blog www.xanga.com/exschoolnerd

so recently i was parading about in my room in ma thong..with my small ikebe .....feeling all sexy and all...then my mum walks in on me...see's me wearing a thong.and throws a fit..calls my dad and reports 2 him...that am changing into some wayward little slut.and my dad accuses me of practicin 'harlotry' in his house...bwahahahaha..Lord help me!!!...so am goin for deliverance with my mum when i get back to lagos before my next session in school starts...

okay so i just tot twas a tad bit funny to b makin a fuss over a thong...so i cooked up a funny trial in my head and thought i'd share it with you all..some of the law terms used might not be correct..because m not that conversant with them..its just what ive picked up from my couch potatoe days of watching court drama's on t.v.so bear with me..hear it goes..

 

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laide olabode your under arrest for having in possesion some items which seem displeasing to the plaintiff..and for practicn 'harlotry in a house of God...anything u say or do would be used against u in the court of 'daddy'...

the trial begins.....

 

 

All rise!
honorable judge olabode presiding.be seated please.
 
mrs lawson for the plaintiff
mr deeds for the defence
 
judge:how does the defendant  plead
laide:not guilty your honour.
 
u may proceed.
 
mrs lawson:your honour i'd like to call LAIDE to the stand.
 
(do u miss laide.swear to tell the truth...the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help u God)
 
Laide:i do
 
mrs lawson:mrs laide isnt it true that on the 29th of august u were caught by the plaintiff...your mother...prancing about in an item that u were well aware that she dissaproved of.
 
laide:yes i was..but(cut short by mrs lawson)
 
mrs lawson:thats all i need to know..and can u please tell the court what this item was
 
laide: a thong
 
(a loud awww...is heard in the court)....
 
mrs lawson:prior to that fateful day u were caught..were u known to wear thongs
 
laide:i wasnt known to wear them..but i did

mrs lawson:isnt it because uve totally become a way-ward girl...and all uv been doin is purposely to annoy your mother.
 
laide:no it isnt and i think my mother should get over herself(and i mean no disrespect)
..everything i do is not to scorn her.
 
(MR DEEDS CROSS EXAMINES LAIDE)
 
mr deeds:mrs laide isnt it true that u were made to waer thongs because u despised 'VPL'
VPL...meaning  visible panty line.
 
mrs laide:thats very true
 
mr deeds:because of the way dose full socks cut your ass in half and made it seem like u had 4 different asses...therby makin u the butt of all jokes(NO PUN INTENDED)

laide:none taken...yes thats true i cudnt take the ridicule anymore..ao i opted for 'VPL' FREE SOLUTION-THONGS.

mrs deeds:u indeed had no intentions of practicing harlotry..as u wer accused of...and weren't aware that your wearing of thongs would anger the plaintiff being..mrs olabode.
 
laide:yes that is very true..

Mr deeds: did mrs olabode ever tell u not to wear thongs,did she ever express her disdain for thongs infront of u?
 
laide:no she never did.
 
Mr deeds:and i presume u don't have any psychic powers to know what shes thinkin
 
mrs lawson:objection!
 
mr deeds:am through.
 
court is adjourned till tomorrow.
 
the next day....
 
mrs lawson:isnt it true that on several occasions u made statements about purchasing g-strings and u were rebuked by mrs olabode
 
laide:i don't recall
 
mrs lawson:u don't recall..u don't  recall watching a movie with mrs olabode and seeing a woman wearing a thong and voicing your interest init..and mrs olabode strongly warned u against it.
 
laide:i don't believe there ever was such a day like that.

mrs lawson:ms laide i hope u know your under oath.
 
laide:am very much aware.
 
mrs lawson:then can u please tell the court y u refused to let your mum know ud started wearing thongs if u werent scared of the repercussion.
 
laide:....bwhahahaha...sorry...am 19 years old for crissakes.not friggin 5..goin on 6.i should be able  to buy what i want witout running to mommy dear.
 
mrs lawson:isnt it because u knew hw much she hated it
 
laide:no i dint
 
mrs lawson:but u still went on to purchase it..didnt u...because of your love for 'harlotry'..and because u find pleasure in making your mother angry...
 
laide:(crying)..no no no.i admit it..i had a feeling in my mind that she might have some reservatns about it.but it was for a good cause...ive been suffering with VPL...for a while now and it was too much to bear...
 
the court wil go on 30mins recess willthe jury deliberate on the verdict.
 
30mins later....
 
judge:has the jury reach a verdict?
 
jury: yes your honour..we the jury find the defendant guilty on all counts.
for possession of items that are displeasing to mrs olabode
and for practicing 'harlotry' in a house of God.
 
and is sentenced to one week in spiritual rehab(deliverance)and a lifetime of spiritual blackmail by her parents...
 
 
bwahahahahahha...i know m crazy.i knw i have a wild imagination..its what kps me alive.

For posing in the thong like a model, I guess!

Gosh laide.... U r awesome. This kept me laughing.. hahahaha.

Okay, i was picturing you in a thong (sawry). And i also pictured your mom walking in on u and seeing some rope in btween your crack (sawry).  And she was  And u were  I am  I can't stop 

Okay on a serious note, Is your mom really serious about taking you for deliverance? Like r u serious? Okay this is funny but i am sure there's ALOT to discuss on this Issue.

First of all, Wearing thongs isn't "harlotry", your mom should know that. From you little "court story", i saw that you have no idea your mom despise thongs (or was it G-String??). I am not a fan of VPL either.. it's embarrassing to wear  pantie-s that show underneath your cloth and divide your ass in four!

Okay, i guess i am trying to make a point, but i also have a question that goes with my point. Do y'all really think wearing G-strings and Thongs is a sin?? Harlotry?? Wrong??

I don't think so. But since you now know your mom hate thongs, i am guessing that means you are thinking "i can  never go back to wearing undies that divide my butt in four". But ermm.. there are some pantie-s that don't do that, and are still sexy and keep that butt as cute as cute can be.
undies like, booty pantie-s, lacey ones, and those ones that don't have thick end sewing lines.


You could try those ones when you r back from rehab (deliverance). 

Ooouch.. ur mom says she don't like it.. but u buy it? That's bad. There r really pantie-s out there that are not Visible when you wear them, they are comfy and 'sexy'. Although it's still sad that some parents think thongs are BAD! I find it funny, but i totally understand them. We are know we understand them. 

say w00t 

okay laide..pray for us too

Hehe.  And by the way, how do these thongs and so on feel on the body?

seun i think they fill like mya when in it....so i think o

Okay like personaly, when i am describing thongs, I call them The rope of my sneakers, joined together with a small piece of cloth.. Actually that's it. It's just a rope going in through ur crack, making u look 'sexy'.

bahh seriously there's nothing wrong with thongs.

Na wa for ladies o. A rope that passes through ur crack? Methinks thongs are worn only to seduce a man..else what justification is there for wearing one since it only makes u look sexy (yet its an underwear).

Anyway i wont be surprised when u folks start passin thread over ur nipples in this ur "show-them-small-get-them-crazy" syndrome.
God help us.

Laide, plz don't go..for the by-fire-by-grenade delieverance o. Else u will become frigid after d session. MFM guys are HOT.

  i've got to give you props for your court scene back to the topic, i think your mom was just shocked, she's prolly seen it outside n knows girls wear it but she dosen't want to accept the fact that her own child would wear one. it's natural  i'm still laughin at your mom catchin you in a thong, my bad My momsie doesn't care so long as you are wearin something underneath that ''protects'' you  

  ;Dcant stop laughing:D

Haaa! Wonders shall never end.
In those days you had to shift the undies to see the butt
today              you have to shift the butt to see the undies.

Anyway I don't see anything wrong in wearing thong and g-strings as I have my expensive collection. Also I appreciate a lot when I receive them for my birthday from my friends!

why any one would make a fuss about a thong baffles me.  ur parents are over reacting. but are you still in secondary school? and why would she report to ur dad even if she had a problem with it? don't women talk alone anymore? my advice to you. head for tej and buy as many as you can. damn them. also some girls wear wrestling pants and they are still promiscuous!!!

This story is pretty funny! thongs is SO WHAT!!! My daughter still buy thongs that does not bother me, because we as mother-daughter, are very strong bond having communication openly. We used to shop together. I know her well, i don't nag or control her. She knows what she is doing in her everyday life, learned from me the best teacher, best friend, confidante, after all, the best mother she ever had. Yes, she still go church regularly, go college full-time, go work part-time, and come home regularly. Yes she do go party with her best friend but come home straight. She has her own car to drive since 16 yr old.

All her school friends she always introduced me, they called me "cool mom" wish i was their mother. She do introduced me new guy when she dates boys since she was 14 years old. (secondary school time) Now she no longer dates men, focus on her college life first!!! she is going to study to be registered nurse in baby.

By the way when she was 14 yr old, she did asked me for chaperoned to go out on dating. That's nice of her--that was her dating guy's idea, not her!!! No problem for me!!!

I want her to be normal Christian girl be flexibility---no fussy, no nagging, no control! I disciplined her AT EARLY AGE, don't wait until too late. You know lot of children often run away from parents because of abusive situation---I don't want that for my children's sake.