What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?

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tinard (m)
What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« on: August 30, 2006, 01:59 AM »

I woke up on this beautiful morning and remembered that the D-Day was here. I was finally going to take this big step. I have been quite ashamed for a while since it always felt like I was the only one who hadn’t done it. I took a short hot shower as. I wanted to get this out of the way. I was quite nervous, but at the same time happy that this was going to be a forgotten thing very shortly.

I walked briskly over to my destination. On arrival, I sat down waiting for a few minutes. This added to then tension but. I was still looking forward to it all been over and done with that I didn’t realise time was gone. A while after, I looked up and realised I’d been waiting for 30 minutes. Shortly, he walked into the door. The door almost didn’t accommodate him as he was very tall, handsome and smartly dressed.

He asked if I needed anything and rightly informed him I was ok. He then asked if I was ready to go to the room. Once again I replied yes but this time it was a quiet, shaky reply. We made way for the room. On arrival he once again asked if I needed anything and again I refused. Then action begins.

Trying to be nice and polite, asked me to lie down and asked how if I wanted it quick and painful or nice, slow and steady. Obviously, I asked for the latter. The he said it would be much better if I saw the equipments 4 just in case I started getting nervous about what was it was that was going in. He even had a cheesy name for each obviously I’m not going to give you the names just so you don’t get excited if you ever visit or know who I’m referring to.

Part two coming up. Post your comments

kiki (f)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #1 on: August 30, 2006, 02:14 AM »

well as far as ive read i think u want to av sex with a man or r u havin a massage
tinard (m)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #2 on: August 30, 2006, 02:20 AM »

u'll find out when i finish the story i'll wait for more replies but is the story line ok
kiki (f)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #3 on: August 30, 2006, 02:21 AM »

yeah its ok can't wait 4 d next part and it better be intrestin or I'm going to curse your ass out 4 makin me wait j/k  Grin Grin Grin u bout to getfreaky with a man
tinard (m)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #4 on: August 30, 2006, 02:26 AM »

don't worry it's good nothin you'll imagine
BlackMamba (m)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #5 on: August 30, 2006, 02:56 AM »

Did you get a colonoscopy Grin
tinard (m)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #6 on: August 30, 2006, 03:19 AM »

Well black mamba snakes already scare me with blackmamba being the most dangerous i'm even more scared of you now than i thought i shoulb be after i read you comment.

I no go mess with una at all and since you asked

Well don't know if i should answer it's always nice to keep people in suspense. Oh my mum just came in and said i should say no. Oh s**t she's pulling down my trousers to find out. She said we are going to the doctors tomorrow to have emergency surgery. She says she wants grandkids doesn't want me to end up like Vanilla Ice or Prince. Mama's love eh.

Just kidding lol. if you don't know what it means check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonoscopy
toosyno (m)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #7 on: August 30, 2006, 04:58 AM »

Well,i think you want an abortion,

Am i right?
edygirl (f)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #8 on: August 30, 2006, 07:27 AM »

she was trying to break her virginity and the instrument was the guy's privates.
toosyno (m)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #9 on: August 30, 2006, 05:06 PM »

Ooh, you damn too funny
iice (f)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #10 on: August 30, 2006, 05:19 PM »

Hmmmm, it could be anything lol, i shall wait Grin
toptho (f)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #11 on: August 30, 2006, 07:01 PM »

i have seen something similar to this before but it was about going to the dentist
kaydee (m)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #12 on: October 11, 2006, 01:14 AM »

The suspense is too much,i hate this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You betta post the continuation now! I' still thinkin bout what u bout to do but damn it! Stupid thoughts in ma head!
kemuye
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #13 on: October 11, 2006, 04:27 PM »

it seems as if u yourself were already contemplating of having a sex before d arrival of d man.o girl your body don dey on 99 degree centigrade.enjoy your sex with d man.Gbosa
b2dl (f)
Re: What Do You Think This Lady Is On Bout?
« #14 on: October 17, 2006, 12:27 AM »

me thinks that she's on a visit 2d dentist Grin. so y'all can get your minds out of d gutter, u nutty nutty children  Angry !!!
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