Deaf Mutes

A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his
> >dreams
> >> across
> >> the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the
courage
> >to
> >> talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees
to
> >> accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
> >> Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with
> >flowers
> >> and
> >> chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a
> >towel.
> >> "I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come
in
> >and
> >> I'll
> >> introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish
> >getting
> >> dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf
mutes."
> >>
> >> With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to
her
> >> parents and promptly disappears.
> >> As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents
are
> >> completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the
soccer
> >> game,
> >> and Mom is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete
silence,
> >Mom
> >>
> >> suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her
> >knickers
> >> and
> >> pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad
launches
> >> himself
> >> across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from
behind.
> >> He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under
> >each
> >> eye
> >> lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man
is
> >> shocked
> >> into disbelief.
> >>
> >> After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair,
> >pulls
> >> up
> >> her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water
over
> >her
> >>
> >> arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more
match
> >
> >> sticks under his eyelids.
> >>
> >> No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the
daughter
> >> returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a
complete
> >> disaster with
> >> the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living
> >room.
> >> At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have
I
> >done
> >> something wrong?" "It's not you," replied her date, "It's just
that
> >the
> >> strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am
still a
> >bit
> >> shocked."
> >> After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man
> >> reluctantly recounts the story.
> >> 'Well, first your mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her
skirt.
> >She
> >> then
> >> pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
> >> "I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
> >>  "Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair
leans
> >Mom
> >> over
> >> the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and
places
> >a
> >> match
> >> stick under each eyelid.'"
> >> "Oh, is that all?" replies the girl.
> >> The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird
> >practice.
> >> "It's easily explained. Mom was simply saying, 'Are you going to
get
> >this
> >> assh*le a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, f*ck him. I'm
watching
> >the
> >> match.'"
> >>