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Femi
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I once knew one tayotina in a forum... very funny and pleasant personality... anyone know how i can get in touch?
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Ra (f)
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A few more clues would be helpful Femi. Let's see.....erm...... was she a representative on that forum by any chance? Always assuming your tayotina is a 'she'.  |
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tayotina (f)
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Femi, what else do we need to know about tayotina? You know, Ra asked whether she was a representative on that forum, maybe you could give us more clues.
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mamba (m)
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Femi, what else do we need to know about tayotina? You know, Ra asked whether she was a representative on that forum, maybe you could give us more clues.
We want to know if she's single and searching  |
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tayotina (f)
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Well, the tayotina I know is single and searching. Are we talking about the same person here, Femi?
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Femi
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You guys have been so helpful... I also have some clues to help in this ultimate search. she is very rich and didnt mind giving me her bmw x3 to cruise . please tell her to call me ooo . help me find my tayotina.   |
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mamba (m)
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Femi, give me the contract, I'll help you do the arrangee....
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Femi
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mambo.. mambo.. mambo!!!!
EFCC dey oooo!!!!!!
meanwhile.....find this chiczxy for me and payments will be effected immediately
peace
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mamba (m)
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find this chiczxy for me and payments will be effected immediately
Why can't you make up your mind Mr Femi, before it was Tayotina and now Chigszy. Plzzzz make up your mind or no deal.. |
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Seun (m)
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You don't understand. Femi is an African man, so he doesn't need to restrict himself to one lady. The more the merrier!  |
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Ra (f)
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Now gentlemen, I believe you just misread Mr. Femi. He was simply saying to find the 'chick' for him. Shame on you Seun! The more the merrier indeed. Femi jare, not only have I got great news for you, it's free of cost; best things in life are free..... tayotina happens to be my friend and on telling her that I am a member of a forum where some Femi guy is really keen on finding her, she was elated and said she'd been looking forward to meeting you as well. I'll get you her number soon....  |
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Femi
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Ra, O ma seun omoge! I always had a dream to have a girl that understands me and my quirks. Ra, you are the bomb. Mamba, the project was to find the chic (chiczxy is my way of spelling chic as it sounds merrier and sexier) so get on with the project.
On another note, You may not worry anymore as your competence is questionable. Ra is doing a better job dude!!
....seun !! na wa oo
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mamba (m)
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Mamba, the project was to find the chic (chiczxy is my way of spelling chic as it sounds merrier and sexier) so get on with the project.
On another note, You may not worry anymore as your competence is questionable. Ra is doing a better job dude!!
Why is my competence questionable??? Femi, I'm a guy like you and I'll urge you to trust me on this. My resume speaks for itself because I have 18yrs experience in Arrangee runs. I'll get you her number, the authentic number, It's an MTN number (0803). Just leave the project for me and I can guarantee you'll be signing the dotted lines with this chick that's not only funny but also has a pleasant personality. |
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legry (m)
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Femi i have her number, address, age, colour, height, liked food, best film infact femi Ive researched and i have all the answers you want and it's all yours BUT!!! I just can't give it to you bros, bros ehmmm you know EFCC is on the look out for special gifts and ehmmm you know the situation in the country is not so rosy right now so i just might accept something a little bit higher than your initial offer to mamba(my competence is very reliable) say 250% higher. Let me k now so we negotiate and agree terms of payment and collection
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mamba (m)
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Femi I have her number, address, age, colour, height, liked food, best film infact femi Ive researched and I have all the answers you want
Legry, hope you've not been stalking our African queen, how did you get all that info? Femi, if you really need this chick you know who to call on  |
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Seun (m)
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But I am her agent ... |
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solo2 (m)
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You guys are very funny, Femi it is good that you serch for tayotina, but did you mean it, if so I dey youy back cankpe.but try to ask Seun to locate her for you. all the best of luck.
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Ra (f)
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Femi, I really cherish my privacy and it looks to me that far too many people are unduly interested, yes unduly, in this matter. Let's finish it off on PM. I don't want the whole world having tayotina's number. Besides, can I let you in on a little secret? Promise not to tell anyone? Good, I don't trust that mamba guy. ..... |
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legry (m)
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Femi you have to hear me out WHALAI!!! I'm your man HABA! you know what i don't trust that MAMBA guy too shhhhhhhhhh! but if you deside that im not the agent for you and you want to go else where to find your answer ill say good luck o but Na me be de agent for you at a very small fee if i must remind you again |
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Femi
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mmmh, I spent my weekend tossing up and down trying to make a decision as to who to award this lucrative contract. Eventually, i have an analysis breakdown below: Mamba, you succeeded in convincing me to have a re -think but then, Ra and Legry have issued warnings as to that effect. How am i sure you are not a very green mamba snake hiding under my green keyboard ready to stike!! also, the voice of the forum sould not be neglected as it is the voice of...... Legry, you claim to have so much info on her that as a noble Naija man i am already in great doubt ofcourse, your mention of higher fees and the dreaded EFCc did not due you any good. Outrightly, You are disqualified. Seun...disqualified!!. No to agents. I know what agents can do. ask John mikel Obi and the chelsea/man-u transfer saga. Solo2... for someone who is with me all the way and as the yoruba saying goes.. on my back like 'K', please don't leave me on 'oyo' to do a solo runs oooo Ra, you are my number one forum babe...... pm me jare. i am all yours!! Why should I be searching endlessly for an ounce of gold when i have you.....a kilo of sparkling blue brazilian diamonds  guys the ultimate search is about over. what i am looking for is here close in my sokoto........ |
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hotpikin (f)
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oya, i want 2 flirt wit allen ...would up, dawg? howz u doin? |
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Allenpowered (m)
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yo girl! :Di'm ok and trying to live the life ...n u? so where do i start from...hmmmmmmmmmm, what do u want in a guy?  (i think i got all of what u want ) and well i seem not to be a very serios fella most of the time...but i'm serious, and hey how HOT [i][/i] are u |
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hotpikin (f)
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yo girl! :Di'm ok and trying to live the life ...n u? so where do I start from...hmmmmmmmmmm, what do u want in a guy? (I think I got all of what u want ) and well I seem not to be a very serios fella most of the time...but I'm serious, and hey how HOT [I][/I] are u lol! i'm not a serious child either...'n 'bout d hotness, u'll find out yourself... |
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Allenpowered (m)
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hotpikin, how do i get to c u? , we could really see how hot u can get...don't melt me sha  hey funny thing i go no girl friends , maybe we can run things... abi e no set |
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hotpikin (f)
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lol! what exactly r u waiting 4?? |
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mamba (m)
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Hotpikin, Allen wants to measure your temperature to know how hot you really are.... |
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Pinky (f)
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Allen wants to measure your temperature to know how hot you really are.... i can assist u in a way, by tellin u how best to measure the temperature of a girl u need to know how HOt she is........... |
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legs (f)
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could someone try flirting with seun, i would but i am lousy at it
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