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ariba (m)
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A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the
owner if he would tattoo the words "yes" and "no"
on his privates.
The owner agreed and the tattooing was underway.
When the job was complete, the man thought his
new tattoo looked great and he paid for the
service.
That night when the man went home he approached
his wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his
pants, then his boxer shorts, and there was his
aroused organ displaying his new tattoo.
He asked his wife, "Well Honey, what do you think
of my new tattoo?"
She said, "You tell me how to cook, you tell me
how to clean the house, you tell me how to do the
laundry...and now you are going to put words
in my mouth!?!?!"
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ariba (m)
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A duck walks into a bar and asks "Got any
crackers?"
Bar tender says "No."
Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks, "Got any
crackers?" bar tender says no. Duck walks out.
Duck walks in the next day and asks "Got any
crackers?"
Bar tender says, "I told you yesterday and the
day before that no! and if you ask that one more
time I'll nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out.
Duck comes back the next day and asks, "Got any
nails?"
Bar tender says "No." Duck says "Good. Got any
crackers?"
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casper (m)
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A man went into a tattoo parlor and asked the
owner if he would tattoo the words "yes" and "no"
on his privates.
The owner agreed and the tattooing was underway.
When the job was complete, the man thought his
new tattoo looked great and he paid for the
service.
That night when the man went home he approached
his wife in their bedroom. He stripped off his
pants, then his boxer shorts, and there was his
aroused organ displaying his new tattoo.
He asked his wife, "Well Honey, what do you think
of my new tattoo?"
She said, "You tell me how to cook, you tell me
how to clean the house, you tell me how to do the
laundry...and now you are going to put words
in my mouth!?!?!"
nice joke |
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layi (m)
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I like the second 1. Smart duck  |
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chairman
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Ha ha~  |
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goodguy (m)
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Because it's about privates abi?  The second one is very funny to those that think deeply and fast. |
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hot-angel (f)
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Because it's about privates abi? them send u to me?  |
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layi (m)
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When will d bells ring. I hope the ring wont be penile-shaped o
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goodguy (m)
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yeah Layi..can't u hear them? |
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hot-angel (f)
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abi oooo  |
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afrika (m)
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just new in the room, all i got to hear today is all about a man that went into a parlor or tatoo parlor and had his privates tatooed... what a chat
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nike4luv (f)
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mhmm..afrika..thats too harsh to say..search other topics..there are definitely interesting topics in there..this is the jokes section therefore its obviously a joke..get in our nairaland zone..and you'll enjoy i gurantee you that.. |
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hot-angel (f)
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True talk Nike.
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goodguy (m)
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yeah..true talk. |
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layi (m)
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yes o...truly true talk  |
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rihanna (f)
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sure that guy won't be my husband n i'm not lettin' him put those words in2 my mouth (ewww)
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Queenzy (f)
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wow.I am actually LMFAO(Laughing My Fukin Ass Off)
very funny JOKES
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ariba (m)
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soon u'll be laughin the main thing off(just kidding)
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micklplus (m)
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very nice jokes ! They are pretty cool. I like them. about that guy,please don't laugh u kini off o. That 's the real you.
See Ya
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kewe (f)
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1st joke--- yuck!
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ariba (m)
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what about the second?
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