Vote For The Best Sex Position!

Depends on the size of the deek.

From experience. . . .

Short deeks so well when I sit or ride them. Just do as I like.

Doggy is the best for short beef patties.   Never missionary please. . . you will never feel it.


Long Dong Gongers. . . . back only please. . . for ultimate damage control.  Never doggy or horsy. . . if you are not built to take sure an object. . .  or "rock-a-bye baby" or "carry me daddy".  Not fat pussies allowed in this matter. Show don spoil be that.

But my favorite is knees to head position for maximum penetration and "hammering".   Every where go just open whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. And the guy can scratch all corners.


Missionary is only for lazy, fat people or the boringly religious.  Of which I am not.


BTW, you asked us to vote. . . where is the poll boothe?

The best style remains the missionary style with a little modification like supporting the female's buttocks with a pillow so as to increase the depth of penetration. Also, throwing the ass of the female up by hanging her legs on the guys shoulder is a nice modification to the missionary.

If I catch her in the kitchen, na doggy; - make her grab that thing and shoot it out. Yank the panty to the side, this na quickie o, no let da food burn.
If she dey watch tv, i prefer pivot, i get on my knees & spread her thighs, pull her arse on the couch edge, she lift up her dress & offer it to me.
If na on the floor I like rodeo - i drop on my back & the only thing standing is da pole, she straddle it, when she finish its raw & nothing is standing.
If I catch her in the shower I drop the soap and make her pick it up - well, u know the rest.
If na for bedroom na all of the above, plus scissors, missionary, jack-knife and double-dutch