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ariba (m)
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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ariba (m)
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Two old Irishmen were sitting at the local pub drinking a few beers. So Paddy says to George, "George me buddy ol' pal. When I die could you pour a couple of beers o'er me grave?"
George says, "Why certainly, but could I pour it through me bladder fist?"
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layi (m)
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Ur granpa took kaikai before driving? Y did he sleep off. Nice joke 
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hot-angel (f)
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why r u using same smileys?
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goodguy (m)
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is that an offence on nairaland? 
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hot-angel (f)
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In the book of Nairaland Chapter Lizzy Verses 12-13. Yes it's an offence! It's amongst the 45 commandments. Thou shalt not use the same Smileys. Read your Holy Nairaland
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layi (m)
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Is that a qwesion?
Isnt it supposed to be Federal Republic of Nairaland Constitution, ACT 2005. Under section Lizzy, subsection 12 ?
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hot-angel (f)
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do u know that this isnt the question thread?
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ariba (m)
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layi are u nairalnad lawyer?.........but on a serious note,are u reading law?
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goodguy (m)
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He's a webdesigner, medical student, singer, songwriter and a multi-instrumentalist. 
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layi (m)
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Clap for yourself goodguy Seems someone visited my site without permission. I'll password it. do u know that this isnt the question thread?
Since y'all askin qwesions...for a minute i thot it was. don't blame me
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goodguy (m)
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*claps* sorry sir for tresspassing. 
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nicetohave (m)
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I would like to die in my sleep early in the morning as i go back to sleep after my morning quiet time
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nicetohave (m)
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you find that amusing?
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mikebuddy (m)
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Thats funny what do u mean?who said it aint.?
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mikebuddy (m)
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By the way ur grandie might b drunk.
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nicetohave (m)
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don't understand you 
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mikebuddy (m)
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@nicetohave u don't understand what?
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mikebuddy (m)
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I don't want to die yet shaa!
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666
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i need fun in my life
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nicetohave (m)
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nairaland is a place to start.......welcome on board "mark of the beast" 666 
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mikebuddy (m)
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I wondered which one be 666.SEUN report!
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papermoon (f)
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i would want to die peacefully with my two precious sons and their wives and kids around me,and of course if I'm married by then,(BY THE GRACE OF GOD),with my husband around too..wait oh,,,,what type of rubbish am i talking??erm...do i want to die before my husband to be or after????kai..this is hard o.. anyhoo..i just want to die peacefully with my loved ones surrounding me.no pain,terminal illness or accidents.
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mikebuddy (m)
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Posted on: Yesterday at 04:33:08 PMPosted by: papermoon Insert Quote i would want to die peacefully with my two precious sons and their wives and kids around me,and of course if I'm married by then,(BY THE GRACE OF GOD),with my husband around too..wait oh,,,,what type of rubbish am i talking??erm...do i want to die before my husband to be or after????kai..this is hard o.. anyhoo..i just want to die peacefully with my loved ones surrounding me.no pain,terminal illness or accidents.
U no be better man at all at all!.U want to die with ur whole family.
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papermoon (f)
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@mikebuddy...like DUH....i said i would wish to die with my LOVED ONES SURROUNDING ME...not to TAKE THEM WITH ME... 
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mikebuddy (m)
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Ok oh.i 4 say.
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Ynot (m)
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This site, http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ won't tell you WHEN you will die but it will tell you how... Mine says: "An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retrieving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss." Thank heavens i don't live near IBBÂ 
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mikebuddy (m)
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Hmm ok i will be there.death site na them ee go happen to oh,no be me but i will be there.
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