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ariba (m)
How Do You Want to Die?
« on: October 10, 2005, 05:38 PM »

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in
his car.

ariba (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #1 on: October 10, 2005, 05:57 PM »

Two old Irishmen were sitting at the local pub
drinking a few beers. So Paddy says to George,
"George me buddy ol' pal. When I die could you
pour a couple of beers o'er me grave?"

George says, "Why certainly, but could I pour
it through me bladder fist?"
layi (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #2 on: October 10, 2005, 11:20 PM »

Ur granpa took kaikai before driving? Y did he sleep off.

Nice joke Cheesy
hot-angel (f)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #3 on: October 11, 2005, 06:14 AM »

Nice one you got!  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
chairman
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #4 on: October 11, 2005, 09:23 AM »

 Grin Cheesy
goodguy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #5 on: October 12, 2005, 10:28 PM »

 Grin Cheesy
hot-angel (f)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #6 on: October 12, 2005, 10:45 PM »

why r u using same smileys?
goodguy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #7 on: October 12, 2005, 10:59 PM »

is that an offence on nairaland? Roll Eyes
hot-angel (f)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #8 on: October 12, 2005, 11:01 PM »

In the book of Nairaland Chapter Lizzy Verses 12-13. Yes it's an offence! It's amongst the 45 commandments. Thou shalt not use the same Smileys. Read your Holy Nairaland
layi (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #9 on: October 14, 2005, 12:23 PM »

Is that a qwesion?

Isnt it supposed to be Federal Republic of Nairaland Constitution, ACT 2005. Under section Lizzy, subsection 12 ?
hot-angel (f)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #10 on: October 14, 2005, 10:53 PM »

do u know that this isnt the question thread?
ariba (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #11 on: October 18, 2005, 08:26 PM »

layi are u nairalnad lawyer?.........but on a serious note,are u reading law?
goodguy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #12 on: October 18, 2005, 10:07 PM »

He's a webdesigner, medical student, singer, songwriter and a multi-instrumentalist. Smiley
layi (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #13 on: October 18, 2005, 10:27 PM »

Clap for yourself goodguy

Seems someone visited my site without permission. I'll password it.

Quote from: hot-angel on October 14, 2005, 10:53 PM
do u know that this isnt the question thread?

Since y'all askin qwesions...for a minute i thot it was. don't blame me
goodguy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #14 on: October 18, 2005, 10:33 PM »

*claps*

sorry sir for tresspassing. Lips sealed
nicetohave (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #15 on: December 15, 2005, 10:13 PM »

I would like to die in my sleep early in the morning as i go back to sleep after my morning quiet time
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #16 on: December 22, 2005, 02:48 PM »

 Grin
nicetohave (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #17 on: December 22, 2005, 02:50 PM »

you find that amusing?
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #18 on: December 22, 2005, 03:53 PM »

Thats funny what do u mean?who said it aint.?
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #19 on: December 22, 2005, 03:56 PM »

By the way ur grandie might b drunk.
nicetohave (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #20 on: December 22, 2005, 05:08 PM »

don't understand you  Huh
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #21 on: January 09, 2006, 12:20 PM »

 @nicetohave u don't understand what?
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #22 on: January 11, 2006, 12:29 PM »

I don't want to die yet shaa!
666
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #23 on: January 21, 2006, 11:46 PM »

i need fun in my life 
nicetohave (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #24 on: January 22, 2006, 01:46 AM »

nairaland is a place to start.......welcome on board "mark of the beast" 666  Cool
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #25 on: January 23, 2006, 01:34 PM »

I wondered which one be 666.SEUN report!
papermoon (f)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #26 on: February 06, 2006, 04:33 PM »

i would want to die peacefully with my two precious sons and their wives and kids around me,and of course if I'm married by then,(BY THE GRACE OF GOD),with my husband around too..wait oh,,,,what type of rubbish am i talking??erm...do i want to die before my husband to be or after????kai..this is hard o.. anyhoo..i just want to die peacefully with my loved ones surrounding me.no pain,terminal illness or accidents.
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #27 on: February 07, 2006, 01:36 PM »

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Posted on: Yesterday at 04:33:08 PMPosted by: papermoon 
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i would want to die peacefully with my two precious sons and their wives and kids around me,and of course if I'm married by then,(BY THE GRACE OF GOD),with my husband around too..wait oh,,,,what type of rubbish am i talking??erm...do i want to die before my husband to be or after????kai..this is hard o.. anyhoo..i just want to die peacefully with my loved ones surrounding me.no pain,terminal illness or accidents.
U no be better man at all at all!.U want to die with ur whole family.
papermoon (f)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #28 on: February 07, 2006, 04:39 PM »

@mikebuddy...like DUH....i said i would wish to die with my LOVED ONES SURROUNDING ME...not to TAKE THEM WITH ME... Wink
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #29 on: February 09, 2006, 09:19 AM »

Ok oh.i 4 say.
Ynot (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #30 on: February 11, 2006, 01:05 AM »

This site, http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ won't tell you WHEN you will die but it will tell you how...

Mine says: "An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retrieving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss."

Thank heavens i don't live near IBB  Cheesy Cheesy
mikebuddy (m)
Re: How Do You Want to Die?
« #31 on: February 14, 2006, 02:59 PM »

Hmm ok i will be there.death site na them ee go happen to oh,no be me but i will be there.
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