god distributing sex life span to his creatures

It seems that when the Lord was making the world,
he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty
years of normal sex life.

Man was horrified. 'Only twenty years of normal
sex life?' but the Lord was very adamant, that
was all man could have.

Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him
twenty years. 'But I don't need twenty years',
he protested, 'ten is plenty for me.' Man spoke
up eagerly, 'Can I have the other ten?' The
monkey graciously agreed.

Then the Lord called the lion and gave him twenty
years, and the lion, like the monkey wanted only
ten. Again the man spoke up, 'Can I have the
other ten?' The lion said of course he could.

Then came the donkey and he was given twenty
years-but like the others,ten was sufficient and
again man pleaded, 'Can I have the other ten?'
The donkey said yes he could.

This explains why man has twenty years of normal
sex life, plus ten years of monkeying around, ten
years of lion about it, and ten years of making
an ass of himself.

yeah..

word man word,

l.o.l. Some Kool stuff.

i really love this.

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