Mother In Law Vs Daughter In Law

Conversation between Mother-In-Law and Daughter-In-Law during an argument:

Mother In Law(MIL): Can't wait for Chidi my son to come home today, see whose side he will take.

Daughter In Law(DIL): Can't wait either.

MIL: Unless I did not breast feed him his first 3 years, will he support you.

DIL: You may have breast fed him for three years growing up, but guess whose breast he is sucking on now.

Man, u give me jokes the daughter in is rite aaahhhhh