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thecolonel
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this dude is stupid. Tianshie U need to grow up man
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paddy_lo (m)
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@the colonel
Whats it to u,u don't like it get off the thread hata
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paddy_lo (m)
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@Tianshie
Guess we should make this our battle page,anyone want to tess the mataduhs come here and spit yo rhymes and get killed,and by the way congrats on the source interview ha ha
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tianshie (m)
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@Paddy
You bet my nikker.Let's slay'em right 'ere!
Yeah,thanks by the way on tha interview these mugs is suckers!hehe
@koloman
cracker ya need ta pull ya nose out of my arse,I aint gay!
@jcock
I've got hoodboi's pic with him sittin in a white plastic chair.
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paddy_lo (m)
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TIANSHIE
Blast Off From Canavero
(Tha King Returns wit pandorra's box)
@Menkike & tha hoodloyal fakers
It's goin down like javelins you bet it's hurtin competition
everybody get tha picture when they scannin my diction
I'm Chaka Zulu wit a burnin spear scorch you to ashes
seal you in an urn,I peed in it,now flip you into ganges
you're like an ostritch when I blaze tha heat ----
gettin a facial deep in pu*ssy you can't handle it ---- too scared to spit
I kicks it harder than John tha baptist and groovy babies
wiser than sages make a nun blow me like Miles Davies!
I make it blast like hiroshima while you fryin in tha aftermath
stagger to tha mic spit some blood you're dead after that
can't step to me I'm hot bricks burn tha sole off your cold feet
catch a heart attack off tha grease of tha phat rhymes that I spit
and when I kick a whack rhyme it's your lyrics on a soccer ball
if you ever beat me it's in a dream you won't be waking from
can't mess wit MATADUHZ me and P too much heat for y'all
melt you wit a METAFUH like 'BANG a pyromanic doll'
menike you tryin to best me is like a lame try'na triple jump
or JUMBO tryin to BUNGEE jump fcuk it is you dumb or what?
tha only thing you kickin is tha bucket when I grab tha mic
choke you wit my lines tie tha cord round your bruisin neck
spit more barz than a dinosaur cage tear a page
out of tha verdic scriptures eat it and sh*t it on stage
I'm tha rage bow down or get swept by this lyrical orgy
hoodloyals couldn't bite these if they was CLIFFORD ORJI.
Hook
We takin off from cape canavero rockin your stereo
you either spacewalk wit us or let our blast burn terror
we headed for tha galaxies inside your mind we straddle
hoodloyals just our launchpad we kilt those fag*gots
Blastin off from Canavero 2
@ menkikelomo and tha hoodfag*got loyals
soon as I grab tha mic Nairaland is holdin its breath
like eager christians awaitin second comin of christ
I stay on guard like a hitman on multiple hit lists
lock ma hustle skin tha game stash tha loot and move it
we spill through tha gills of hip hop while you catchin your breath
that's why instead of 'microphone check' you thumpin your chest
you only get heavy rotation when you swirlin in your fantasies
induced by hallucinogens like speed and amphetamine
got more game than Simba but you trapped in a weedy zoo
I mean I BANG in tha wild while you LAY in your stinkin poo
your spits refined? that makes your lines recycled
so you as fake as confessions by a wannabe psycho
I see tha crown on your head is thorns-- pain is king
be original don't copycat tha way that I sling
got so much gold in my mouth I eat leprechauns
I'm hannibal tha cannibal handle my bidnezz like a wild mexican
you compared to me is like a grain to a planet
or comparing attracting rods to earth's polar magnets
only time you ball tight is when you kickin in them panty hoes
you only rock hard when you weavin from my lyrical blows
got more hits than Federer and a Lagos drunk driver
more swings than Tiger more flows than a raging river
only time you lock it down is when your feet is chained
hoodloyals now in Hades where the gain is pain.
Hook
We takin off from canavero rockin your stereo
you either spacewalk with us or let our blast burn terror
we headed for tha galaxies inside your mind we straddle
hoodloyals just our launchpad mein we kilt those fag*gots
PADDY_LO
@Menike and Hoodloyalz
A BLOODBATH IN 3 PINTS
Pint 1 (who we are, )
You all need to bow down to the mataduhs
we megadons comin at ya like megatron
u fools are whack, f*cking vagabonds
Niggaz we badasses, like decepticons
Tianshie still be the king,u fools shoulda never thrown
your weak ass lyrics at us,our shit too tight u can never clone
we the big bosses on the throne,u just like little dogs pickin up bones
we do the hiring up in here u chumps
still do the firing up in here like Trump
and y'll are our apprentice
might leave y'll needing a dentist
trying to step to us with your weak lyrics
is like being in a gunfight with no ammo
trying to fight in the jungle with no cammo
y'll shootin blanks like an archer wit no arrows
or a surgeon attempting a transplant
with no matching bone marrow, ha ha
Me am paddy_lo
u niggas are quite shallow
kind of like your brains been left too fallow
and like james bond double o
watch us never die like tomorrow
Pint 2(Your Bitches and You Bitches, ha ha)
My style fake fools can't attempt
am real u niggas should better go repent
tess me,and am a come out without a dent
y'll are tryin too hard,breathe easy,
u might need heart stents
to unclog your arteries,
maybe get some batteries
to boost up your vent
Cause we are not feeling that,and like overdrawn accounts
Quite frankly,y'll look spent,
Even your bitch agrees that we distinguished gents
She never seen this much royalty before in her presence
Cause we build our Mansions in Mayfair
While y'll still rent
in old Kent.ha ha (Monopoly, British version)
Fools we forever balling till we rest
F*ck u annoyin pests
Ask your bitch about the sex
we had in ma benz, or maybe ma lex
F*cked that bitch so good
she followed me everywhere i went
Peep what ma man Tianshie said,
TIANSHIE:"Yo paddy what she do to try to keep you?
she try to buy you another benz?"
MY REPLY: "Nah homie that bitch was broke and bent
can't even pay her rent"
But i digress
See she and the hoodloyalz were meant
for each other
they probably still rolling together
even after i spread her legs
wide open like a tent
Cause she said she don't like her mens
yes she did try all of u,still said i was the best
Said Menike was a one minute man,always wanted to rest
Hoodboi was a big mess(gay),
cause he's way deep in the closet
(Poor Child)still yet to confess
and said Jduck was eager to use tongue,cause he sucks
but tiny di*ck, nevertheless
said you'all pussies,too soft like les
while am the big dog,yes u can call me the pres
Never watch what i says
step to me if u want to tess
Ma lyrics too hot,u all scoping me out wit a lenz
You all are quite advised,to sit back like them italians
and play defense (Italian Soccer)
Cause we killing you lyrically,yes its a bloodbath
Pushing y'll off the fence
See your brains are all clogged and slow
y'll rhyme a little too dense
Try to switch up your flow
Nigga no need for pretence
You know our shit is up to date and fresh
While yours is Past tense
out of step and sequence,
Pint 3(Menike's Agony, )
Fool u be rolling with the THE INC?
Nigga them fools be on the brink
your ships bout to sink
don't know how u think
niggas going to buy your stink
ass records or rhymes
when niggas don see what u made of
and its Pink
yes pussie,
Nigga your shit reeks
Fool the Mataduhs ball errday,
our bitches wear mink
they be real chic
we still count our paper err day
like 'CHINK CHINK'
You fools better get your weight up,you f*cking geeks
Cause i can keep rhyming like this for weeks
u lucky its not a soccer tourney cause we would win this for keeps
You'all should go switch your tune,maybe start to sing
Like that pop band Blink 187
or else w'll do a 187 on you,make u vanish in a blink
Now lets play a little word association,make u niggas think
Since the Mataduhs are so fly n Flashy
we rock Gold,titanium and platinum chains and rings
O.K,
and since ma niggas in the hoodloyalz be so broke and ashy
they be rocking rusty metals like what?, DUH ZINC, ha ha
Menike ma Nigga
how u figure or think
hoodloyalz gon win this
with those whack ass lyrics u kick
maybe wit a nod and a wink?
Nigga better go see a shrink
Cause u's the F*cking weakest Link
F*kers
Peace Tianshie, thats ma shit straight Freestyling, nonstop
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Jduck13 (m)
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@jcock
I've got hoodboi's pic with him sittin in a white plastic chair.
@ Tianshie prove it then post this pic u say u have
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tianshie (m)
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We about ta get tha lyrical slackers murdered in cold blood.
Watch out for tha finals tomorrow,
Tha hottest crew on earth METAFUH MATADUHZ vs lyrical slackerz.
Start googling now,,,,
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tianshie (m)
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Touch down in hell
Tha king as tha mythical dragon
@magnet,naijafart& worm
Who got more game than this big cat, I spit gats
blow up your chest when my speech clap- believe that
I flow deeper than a knife stab wound to tha head
trying to touch mine get chopped up by whistling lead
my game tight like a cat's grip, dope like a sniff
that's why it kick like a hindleg smash up your teeth
only time magneto bust is when I punch his lips
pinch his nuts with a tweezer,squeeze he start to drip
lyrical snipers I see through y'all fakers like holes in walls
you ain't got balls enough eunuchs couldn't fit in my draws
I keep it real like finger jabs in your eye
snap your spine against tha pressure of my bars then I watch you recline
only when naijafan fly is when I'm whackin his chest
then watch him sail out tha window where tha fcuk's tha snake
you couldn't crawl past my lines metaphors is mines
rip your scales like samuel jackson with a smokin nine
I'm so sick dr.dre got infected
that's why when I drop my sh*t your whole crew squat like I intended
my lyrics plunge deeper than blades in ceasar
so I ain't got to say "Think" at every punchline like you comedians
this is war! guard your rear or get lyrically blasted
mentally assaulted,cut up,bagged and chucked in a casket
now paddy comin wit a desert eagle perched next to tha colt
so watch this pu*ssy wannabe wordsmiths grab their nuts and bolt.
Chorus
We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone
torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too
no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons
leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns
Paddy_lo
STREET SMART
(1) STREET
Mataduhs be the dons,we be long gone evade popo err day have them niggas looking forlon
am the reason fake cats wrap up they bitches at home like teflon
cause u should never leave your dame next to me u are forwarned
One step to me she gets a whiff,puss be wet all morn
212 by Carolina Herrera,yes that be ma cologne
We mataduhs we got our paper,niggas call me bishop don juan
pimp yo whore,"wheres ma dough",she aint got it you are the next john,next pawn
am a pimp,make u suck d*ck all day,till your dentals be all worn,ass all torn
We don't follow no rules,f*ck u and your main man,or your mans mum
Who want to tess me,wig split,your bitch clit be all big,I know u like the way I shine,naijafan be that stalker,fake emcee I aint got no room to dine on ma table,nigga u tell fables,go sit down watch some cable,learn your style and go write about shit u aint able,to do am the dude whos been there,call me chris brown cause I run it, paper tectonic, fly supersonic got your bitch she a leech,suckin on me cause am rich,I got that niche,we don’t snitch,ma niggas don’t breech the street codes,we live bold,snatch your jacket and your fake Gold,want to compare your paper better multiply tenfold,Fool I got bitches in they thongs,in ma kitchen making fillet mignons,after that we up in rooms,come burstin on they tongues
We henney sippin,condo flippin pussydippin,str8 pimpin, leave y’all limpin,fools I got Jamaican thugs that pack,white girls selling crack out of they crack,they be high and shit and be like"yo paddy this cracka’s on crack",Fools I just sit back like the mack,watch u fake fools trying to attack,what u fools know bout doing shotz of Redheaded sluts wit redheaded sluts in V.I.P after that its red headed sluts lickin nuts,doin anything I want,u bitches don’t stunt,nah this aint a taunt
Am just telling it like it is,hate it or love it I handle ma biz
Am that nigga your bitch going to miss,got that bitch on her knees
Open her mouth and spray her like piss,after that u both still gon kiss
Bet now u wiping your lips,fool u never seen a pimp like this.
Chorus
We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone
torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too
no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons
leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns
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eslynera (f)
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@topic, mhhhhh
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tianshie (m)
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mhhhhhhh what?
found your name rather unpronounceable.
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naijafan (m)
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duh, she wondering hw you could be so stupid! anyways hw u doin? waiting to hear the results of the tournament. u must have really touched down in hell in there  |
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tianshie (m)
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I rep my crew like branded luxury ships
slip under tha hood of a beat rip it then zip competition lip
I gat a hunch ur just a bunch of fakeass jackasses
funny monkeys aping everything King Tianshie practice
I been a baller since ur nuts were a lot smaller
that's why I'm cocky swing balls like Tiger on a performance enhancer
if I could get away for a day
I'll prolly be at kuramo beach puffin on la wit bit*ches suckin on d*ck
u can't touch this because I'm tha hottest
spit tha sickest like lung infections can't bite this because I'm tha rawest
can't catch me I'm tha flyest, truth's bitter like guinness
so MENI wine on lies realise I can't be defeated in this bidness
naijafish be bitin my lines hook and sinker
he a loyal fin streamin my lyrics through tha web dumbass busta
enough of that I'm a god how I bless tha mike
on Nairaland I'm tha bomb how I blast tha site
worship me!
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naijafan (m)
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idiot, why not let this topic die a natural death?
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tianshie (m)
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@naijafanny
I'm sure 'Idiot' is what you refer your folks by.
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