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earTHMama
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considering the fact that you have an iq in single digits, what religion are you? Grin Grin Grin
ps whats the religion of all those gangbangers and drug dealers and excons in the hood where you reside? Grin Grin Grin
i can't salute statistics until i see hardcore evidenec of their effect.i served in ogun state. my camp was 80% easterners - this is what an ibo graduate said when he saw me reading a novel -
" bros, all the book whey u read for school no do you?"
within the engineering dept where i work - only two of us have 2'1s
one is from delta, schooled in the east, and is the dumbest engineer you've ever seen. one time last year, during a meeting it was all about blasting him ( any 'sharp' dude can get a 2'1 - but the real world needs the ability that is supposed to come with it)
so i can understand that to foreigners outside the country, these 'statistics' are a straw to grab onto in their wild quest for ethnic superiority, but down here in naija, they are just dubious facts that employers would consider warily. You see how dumb you sound?. You are using individual instances to justify a whole ethnic group. You sound like you have a serious complex issues with igbos and it may be career related. i suggest you go and sort it out. I also suggest you look into the inherent problem among yorubas first before taking out the speck on another tribes eye. it's a pity that as educated as you claim to be, you still turn a deaf ear to the idea of one man marrying multiple women to procreate abundantly even when he has no resources to take care of them. Oyb, you don't need an engineering degree to figure out the problem. i have heard from more than one source that UNN professors grant engineering graduates 2'1s( unless they offend in a major way) to give them a competitive advantage. this may be why employers don't take the revered 2'1 that seriously anymore Were you not the same person that took offense when someone said that those that went to school in Illorin are semi illiterates and the person cited the same example you wrote above?. You also claim that one nna boy graduated from your ivy league school without knowing how to write his name, is that not a contradiction?. Living in denial will not solve anything, boo. I was banking on you to tell your muslim brothers to back off and breed responsibly. |
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oyb (m)
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will the Christians in the house please come and tell this eejit to stop making a fool of herself ? i have no particular beef with ibos - other than the ones who try to sell me crap , and those who feel that having money is an excuse to be a prick - you meet a lot of those in lagos; but i don't where someone gets off on coming to a multicultural forum to blather about ethnic superiority. what nonsense of course i'm using individual instances - our experiences are much better at shaping our perceptions, than someone blathering on the internet. it would do you good to look at the numerous logs in our(yoruba) eyes rather than your incessant bitching on hausas - abeg go and marry wilywily - tho the guy hates yorbas toothe nna boy dubbed a yoruba guy - named femi - what more can i say  |
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asha 80 (m)
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I might as well use a yoruba boy in my uni. days who always dubbed assingment from me to mean that yoruba are dullards.
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oyb (m)
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I might as well use a yoruba boy in my uni. days who always dubbed assingment from me to mean that yoruba are dullards.
don't mind me o. . . me sef i dub small. . . but that guys own was outrageous - especially the way he was so smug about it. |
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romeo (m)
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within the engineering dept where i work - only two of us have 2'1s
one is from delta, schooled in the east, and is the dumbest engineer you've ever seen. one time last year, during a meeting it was all about blasting him ( any 'sharp' dude can get a 2'1 - but the real world needs the ability that is supposed to come with it)
Is he Dumb because he studied in eastern Nigeria or because he is Igbo? Or because the dumbest Nairalander labeled him dumb? His dumbness is questionable because you are the person that called him dumb, your own dumbness will not let you know if he's dumb or not. i have heard from more than one source that UNN professors grant engineering graduates 2'1s( unless they offend in a major way) to give them a competitive advantage. this may be why employers don't take the revered 2'1 that seriously anymore
I have no respect for any Nigerian Engineer!! They are all craps!! So stop making noise about being an engineer with 2.1. You know no shit about engineering and you know i am right. Can you tell us about your final year project? |
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earTHMama
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will the Christians in the house please come and tell this eejit to stop making a fool of herself ?
i have no particular beef with ibos - other than the ones who try to sell me crap , and those who feel that having money is an excuse to be a prick - you meet a lot of those in lagos; but i don't where someone gets off on coming to a multicultural forum to blather about ethnic superiority.
what nonsense If they sell you crap, sell it to them on your own accord and desist from abusing those that did not. May be world class scientists Emeagwali, chike obi and prof Ezebuiro are dumb too because they are igbo. Do you know Ezebuiro's name ring a bell in engineering here in America? of course i'm using individual instances - our experiences are much better at shaping our perceptions, than someone blathering on the internet Like you confessed yourself that you dubbed yourself to 2.1. No wonder many modern Nigerian graduates are as dummy as they come. it would do you good to look at the numerous logs in our(yoruba) eyes rather than your incessant bitching on hausas - abeg go and marry wilywily
- tho the guy hates yorbas too Willy Willy is as foolish as you are. Yours is even worse because he tries not to defend his stupidity. |
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oyb (m)
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If they sell you crap, sell it to them on your own accord and desist from abusing those that did not. May be world class scientists Emeagwali, chike obi and prof Ezebuiro are dumb too because they are igbo. Do you know Ezebuiro's name ring a bell in engineering here in America?
Like you confessed yourself that you dubbed yourself to 2.1. No wonder many modern Nigerian graduates are as dummy as they come.
Willy Willy is as foolish as you are. Yours is even worse because he tries not to defend his stupidity.
nothing more to say |
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earTHMama
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nothing more to say You can now cover your dumb face and walk away shamefacedly. Please remember what we discussed, tell your religious brothers to zip up because Yoruba christians are tired of cleaning up after you. |
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earTHMama
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Emeagwali
hotfunmi, the most ignorant woman in the planet
you have missed all the debates on emegwali the charlatan So his Gordon prize is charlatan? . What of Ezebuiro? He is charlatan too or Chike Obi(RIP)?. I tell you, achieve half of what emeagwali achieved and I'll be ok instead of strolling the streets of lagos and looking for whose land to sell. Civil engineering is not about selling lands because anybody can do that. |
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must_a_far
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you guys get a room already.
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romeo (m)
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I asked you about your final year project dumbass!!! say something to that respect and leave slow thinking out of it for now dude  |
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earTHMama
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I asked you about your final year project dumbass!!! say something to that respect and leave slow thinking out of it for now dude Don't mind the faggot. He must be the first person that obtained an engineering degree in his polygamous family. |
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Ibime (m)
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Yeah, Im also waiting for Oyb's discourse on his final year project.
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earTHMama
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Yeah, Im also waiting for Oyb's discourse on his final year project. Dude already told you he copied while in school. What else do you want?. He will download a pdf file of some graduate engineering student in Carnegie Mellon university or some Russian university and post it here. He is a disgrace to yorubas. |
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romeo (m)
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Ooops!! Oyb suddenly went off line  |
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**osisi (f)
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let me let you into something really funny from my NYSC in 2002 -
i am yoruba. but i do not look yoruba. people assume i'm ibo, edo, fulani, anything but yoruba.i am also 'more english than yoruba (thats what they say i dont really know what they mean by that)' a result , more than once, your kinsmen have forgotten or not realized they are speaking to yorubas and let out furious diatribes. so this day, i was sitting with my easterner fellow corpers and one startee raking about how 'yorubas control the oil companies and block easterners' see beef! This is hilarious. Oyb,is it because God pitied you and gave you small handsome features,now you think you look Igbo? and here you are dissing Igbos wait till the next riots start that your overgrown chia pet of a bia bia won't save you |
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Hotstepper (f)
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lol@osisi, u r just hilarous PERIOD,
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Dede1
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stupid prick we dont take PE in naija - we do NSE and COREN Quote from: Dede1 on Today at 07:29:22 PM For an umpteenth time, the caption of the thread is misleading at best. It should be that the South-east Sustains lead in Education. It is only an imbecilic sucker who could be in doubt that since the inception JAMB, south-east region has maintained an overwhelmingly lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office. How can people be talking of one-Nigerian and unity in the colonial contraption when an academic achievement of a certain section of the society is about engendering a civil war? wow - jamb office shows your overwhelming lead in all areas of achievement since when did jamb become a monitor of 'all areas of achievement ?? must be your girls in school, since the trader apprentices are all boys - of course, sending women to school is not necessarily about empowering them - more like an investment - guaranteed to drive up that bride price /
It will take you another decade of grammar tutoring for an imbecile like you to understand the accuracy in my writing style. Baring some typographic errors, my style of writing would occupy your attention for a half life.
For example, I wrote:
First: South-east region has maintained an overwhelmingly lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office.
And punk like you wanted
Second: South-east region has maintained an overwhelming lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office.
Overwhelming is a verb. “A present participle of a verb known as Overwhelm”.
Overwhelmingly is adverb.
In the two sentences, the word lead is used as a verb
I hope that you were taught in the university that you can not tweak the meaning of a sentence by using a verb to qualify another verb.
However, you can use adverbial clause to qualify a verb thereby adding a punch to your sentence.
Good scholar read a text by strictly observing the comas and periods.
By the way, if you paid any fee for English Class you took at university, please sue for a refund.
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Dede1
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It will take you another decade of tutoring ingrammar for an imbecile like you to understand the accuracy of my writing style. Baring some typographic errors, my style of writing would occupy your attention for a half life. For example, I wrote: First: South-east region has maintained an overwhelmingly lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office. And punk lsuch as you wanted Second: South-east region has maintained an overwhelming lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office. Overwhelming is a verb. “A present participle of a verb known as Overwhelm”. Overwhelmingly is adverb. In the two sentences, the word lead is used as a verb I hope that you were taught in the university that you can not tweak meaning of a sentence by using a verb to qualify another verb. However, you can use adverbial clause to qualify a verb thereby adding a punch to your sentence. Good scholars read a text by strictly observing the comas and periods. By the way, if you paid any fee for English Class you took at university, please sue for a refund. /
stupid prick we dont take PE in naija - we do NSE and COREN
Quote from: Dede1 on Today at 07:29:22 PM
For an umpteenth time, the caption of the thread is misleading at best. It should be that the South-east Sustains lead in Education. It is only an imbecilic sucker who could be in doubt that since the inception JAMB, south-east region has maintained an overwhelmingly lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office.
How can people be talking of one-Nigerian and unity in the colonial contraption when an academic achievement of a certain section of the society is about engendering a civil war?
wow - jamb office shows your overwhelming lead in all areas of achievement
since when did jamb become a monitor of 'all areas of achievement ??
must be your girls in school, since the trader apprentices are all boys - of course, sending women to school is not necessarily about empowering them - more like an investment - guaranteed to drive up that bride price
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oyb (m)
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i'm back vi to festac route my end of year product was 'designing a generic device driver' It will take you another decade of grammar tutoring for an imbecile like you to understand the accuracy in my writing style. Baring some typographic errors, my style of writing would occupy your attention for a half life.
For example, I wrote:
First: South-east region has maintained an overwhelmingly lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office.
And punk like you wanted
Second: South-east region has maintained an overwhelming lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office.
Overwhelming is a verb. “A present participle of a verb known as Overwhelm”.
Overwhelmingly is adverb.
In the two sentences, the word lead is used as a verb
I hope that you were taught in the university that you can tweak meaning of a sentence by using a verb to qualify another verb.
However, you can use adverbial clause to qualify a verb thereby adding a punch to your sentence.
Good scholar read a text by strictly observing the comas and periods.
By the way, if you paid any fee for English Class you took at university, please sue for a refund. /
olodo (how do they call it in igbo?) what about all the other tabon tabon you hit us with ? This is hilarious. Oyb,is it because God pitied you and gave you small handsome features,now you think you look Igbo? and here you are dissing Igbos wait till the next riots start that your overgrown chia pet of a bia bia won't save you hehehe osisi and ibo ego - so ibos are now handsome i do not think i am ibo, people who meet think so if i do not correct them. a few months ago, an old woman in our street came by to chastise me for keeping to myself- she was shocked to find i am yoruba, i cannot count the no of times in school people said oh really yoruba- i thought you were nna abokis? forget it - i came close to getting beat up in ota where i served. i was dragging with a passenger in a taxi, and then they started muttering darkly among themselves - if we had been in a secluded area. . . heheheh from master tribe to fine boy tribe |
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oyb (m)
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It will take you another decade of grammar tutoring for an imbecile like you to understand the accuracy in my writing style. Baring some typographic errors, my style of writing would occupy your attention for a half life.
For example, I wrote:
First: South-east region has maintained an overwhelmingly lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office.
And punk like you wanted
Second: South-east region has maintained an overwhelming lead in all areas of achievement according to the official statistic from JAMB office.
Overwhelming is a verb. “A present participle of a verb known as Overwhelm”.
Overwhelmingly is adverb.
In the two sentences, the word lead is used as a verb
I hope that you were taught in the university that you can tweak meaning of a sentence by using a verb to qualify another verb.
However, you can use adverbial clause to qualify a verb thereby adding a punch to your sentence.
Good scholar read a text by strictly observing the comas and periods.
By the way, if you paid any fee for English Class you took at university, please sue for a refund. /
incoming! come see how everybody come take cover this our Dede1, na real shakabula used with permission from junior and prettysee professor reduced to street thug language - or should i say wannabe dirty harry do you feel lucky punk, do ya? dede1, if the jamb you are so fixated on is supposed to be a measure of achievement, why are so many institutions initiating post jamb screening a look at the top three performers is usually good for a laugh. the last time i looked at a jamb booklet one of the top performers of the previous year was at least 22 years old! who knows how many times he'd taken jamb becuase 'i must be a dokita' . you could also post statistics on which regions jamb cheating is most rampant. |
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Dede1
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@oyb
I do not visit this forum in order to teach grammar to a moronic nitwit like you.
It appears you hardly understood the construct of my grammar. The few moment of my interaction with dunce of your caliber on this forum has amounted to a complete waste of my time since you have remained an undomesticated dog that refused to learn.
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oyb (m)
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@oyb
I do not visit this forum in order to teach grammar to a moronic nitwit like you.
It appears you hardly understood the construct of my grammar. The few moment of my interaction with dunce of your caliber on this forum has amounted to a complete waste of my time since you have remained an undomesticated dog that refused to learn.
let me help you out - i do not choose to visit this form in order to teach grammer to a moronic nitwit such as yourself it is obvious that you could not comprehend what i was trying to pass across. my brief interaction with you, a dunce of remarkable stupidity has amounted to a complete waste of my time, since, like an undomesticated dog, you have refused to learn bravo! the african pavlov ! begone you sorry excuse for a human being  get back to your feral mutts ! they are the only organisms that can bear your atrocious english!!! |
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Dede1
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let me help you out - i do not choose to visit this form in order to teach grammer to a moronic nitwit such as yourself it is obvious that you could not comprehend what i was trying to pass across. my brief interaction with you, a dunce of remarkable stupidity has amounted to a complete waste of my time, since, like an undomesticated dog, you have refused to learn bravo! the african pavlov ! begone you sorry excuse for a human being get back to your feral mutts ! they are the only organisms that can bear your atrocious english!!! You are beginning to show the sign of a lazy student. Every attempt you have made to convince the forum contributors that the bloated second class honor you have arrogated to your sorry arse as a legitimate achievement has met colossal failure. I must not fail to burst your bubble by letting you know that the unfortunate sketch you have posted is what a professor of English language from developed countries would declare as “too wordy”. A loudmouthed dullard such as you would always fail a test of impromptu essay. It would be suicidal to assign the function of writing simple office memorandum to a jackass such as yourself. I think you are beginning to show your true character as a plagiarizer. It is always easier for dunces to dwell on another person’s literary work than to develop their work. However, it is very refreshing to see that you have finally fallen back on the use of punctuations. I guess my stumbling onto you has not been a total waste of my time. |
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udezue (m)
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LOL @ Dede's comment about the foolish Obong. Seriously where was the Obong and his clique of retarded fools who worry about ceremonial stuff when his kit and kin got sold out cheap. I feel sorry for Bakassi people man. Instead of leaders of their ethnic group fighting for their right they are worrying themselves over some title like Eze Ndi Igbo that really holds no real authority in their vicinity neither does the Obong title. The problem with us in the East is that we like chasing shadows, fighting when there is really nothing to fight about. Where were the idiots who burnt the store of an Igbo man there when Cameroonian army was killing their kith and kin in Bakassi. Biko we need real leadership in the Eastern region not the like of the Obong who will ignore real issues to quarrel over nonsense. Let him come to Enugu sef we will crown him an Obong or Eze sef. It won't make any difference to the average Enugu man.
FYI This is not a diss or even an insult coz if it is u go piss for trouser. Take it as tough love coz you and I know I love my Efik/Ibibio/Oron/Annang ppl and I'm related to them but ya Obong needa do better. So people quit being so stupid and insecure when dealing with Igbos. Chineke!!!!!
I don't get reason why people are fighting over the idea that Igbos are always excelling in many areas including education? Its a proven fact. Just get used and get your own shit together without trying to push us down coz it won't happen. ONE NIGERIA MY ASS. This just proves to me again that the hatred in Nigeria towards us and other people is not about to die out. Igbo kwenu!!!!
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bawomolo (m)
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Gosh just delete the thread
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Dede1
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@Ibi (The Swollen Scrotum)
It is a known fact that birds of the same feather flock together. In case of you, Ibi, I am insidiously disappointed after we had brief period of English language exercise in the previous thread. I thought you would have upgraded your level of grammar but I guess the opposite is the case. You know as much you can grasp about the saying of bathing a pig.
How could you support an impostor who thought that verb should be used to qualify another verb in the same sentence? For example, the dolt wanted “overwhelming lead” to be used in the construct of a sentence.
Also, the fool who passes as the product of western Nigeria’s fee education program did not know that the word - medium is singular form of media as in the format of presenting information.
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debosky (m)
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@Ibi (The Swollen Scrotum)
It is known a fact that birds of the same feather flock together. In case of you, Ibi, I am insidiously disappointed after we had brief period English language exercise in previous post. I thought you would have upgraded your level of grammar but I guess the opposite is the case. You known as much you can grasp about the saying of bathing a pig.
How could you support an impostor who thought that verb should be used to qualify another verb in the same sentence? For example, the dolt wanted “overwhelming lead” to be used in the construct of a sentence.
Also, the fool who passes as the product of western Nigeria’s fee education program did not know the medium is singular form of media as in the format of presenting information.
Let me throw my two cents into this debate Mr Dede You unfortunately got yourself twisted to bits over 'verb qualification' and all that jargon. . . .that is not the import of oyb's post. Simply put, your conclusion - 'Igbo's overwhelming lead in ALL AREAS OF ACHIEVEMENT' cannot be arrived at based on the evidence of 'JAMB office statistics'. JAMB does not measure 'all areas of achievement' so how can their stats be the basis for such a conclusion.  In your haste to appear learned, you only succeeded in exhibiting your poor comprehension of oyb's post. There was nothing gramatically wrong about your post, but it IS logically flawed. One more thing - 'insidiously disappointed'?? Definition of insidious
1. Working or spreading harmfully in a subtle or stealthy manner: insidious rumors; an insidious disease.
2. Intended to entrap; treacherous: insidious misinformation.
3. Beguiling but harmful; alluring: insidious pleasures. are you 'harmfully spreading' your disappointment, beguiling but harmfully dissaointed or 'treacherously disappointed'? For one eager to denigrate Nigerian education and make claims of a post being 'too wordy', I expect you will be conversant with the term 'meaningless bunkum' - the only definition suitable for 'insidiously disappointed'.  @ Oyb Fire on bro!! I dey your back sam sam! |
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Ibime (m)
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There was nothing gramatically wrong about your post, but it IS logically flawed. There is everything grammatically wrong in ALL his posts. I keep telling Dede1 to stop speaking English to me. I can understand Igbo if that is his preferred means of communication. If we had to dissect his grammatical mistakes, we will be here all day. |
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