Humor: Job Application At Mr Biggs

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mr bigg's fast-food establishment in Lagos,  and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: VICTOR CHIKEZIE

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's CHAIRMAN or Vice CHAIRMAN. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: NAIRA 400,000 a MONTH. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: yes,enough to sell burgers and snacks;

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 25KG?: Of What,of money yes,of stone for what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I will buy one from my first salary.

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:Hope to do that as soon as i get the job.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN TWO YEARS?: Living in the VITORIA ISLAND with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'D like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: CVC

       

my comments exactly seun

the part that got me laughing was the one about carrying 25kg , of what? lol!

Wats is actually happenin here. Even if is a joke, i can't figure what u r trying 2 say.

well answered


available vacancies not stated so decided to choose the best for himself, not doing bad anyway


as an applicant wishing to be the chairman he needs to earn its equivalent


real Naija boy uses question to answer question, funny.

i don't think any thing is wrong with this guy he's just an anxious young man trying to actualize his dreams in the shortest possible time even without the right qualification _{if he has the chance would want to be the president of this country}

How much Is He Worth? Nothin!


Whats The Difference?


Is That He's Signature?

Overall the Joke Is Cool

cool and nice joke !
cheers

this guy is so good. i love his sence of humour

He's a smartsrse isn't he?  Nice one!

This is killin stuff!

Is it your Joke sam? I would like to use it in my school news paper.

thanks.

@topic,
itz really funny