Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine

Yeh,
inside my rum i sit dey _meditate,
haw me and u go _elevate,
baby, i fink aw we go ^forwardate,
4 diz side of obodo wey bad tin don _penetrate,
calculator i carry try to ^calculate,
haw many tymes i don try to _kissiate,
bt doz guyz stil dey disturb to_say u kno get tym 2 _regulate,
don worry, i'l mak sure i giv dem sum _{rhyme_educate},
inshort they must b ^isolate,
_{abi aw u see 'am}
many tymes 4 my dream, i see u dey ^dedicate <my children>,
u see, your luv don dey ^contaminate,
^{to d xtend dat deir is no day i kno go decorate} _{your face} ,
your beauty dey mak me ^accelerate,
pls, shey u wan mak i _debilitate
Tym upon tyme na your name nd luv me and my frends dey ^debate,
shai, mak una see as her luv dey mak me ^liquedate,
even 4 my studies, i don dey _decelerate.,
see as even i dey du _mistake.   

i waka sotey where i reash,
when i look look finish,
na only u i dey see. . . .
no matter how soap panic my eye,
or alu'bosa wan comot d tears finish,
baby still yet,
na only u i dey see. . . . .
even when i dey h die,
longa throat hook me for coo'ro,
na only u i dey see. . . .
make alarm tear me pieces,
money take shine,
pally dem shyte for shursh,
na only u i dey see. . . .

When i read your post, i dey delight,
b4 i go kno my papa don on generator light,
semid, maedan,fl gatorz and even u mr ruud,
it'z high tyme wen put on our rhyme mood,
as una see,
diz thread don dey go sea,
any aw e wön b,
i go mak sure say i du my part b,
u dey lauf,
ok, mak i kno rouf,
wey tin i dey talk,
yeh my tongue don stalk.
Finaly, mak we start,

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chei see dat sexy chica,
i swear she fine pass monica,
d wey she wine i don dey weaka,
bodi don begin turn harda and thicka,
who wan taka with u shey na veronica?
baby na u blend jus like de'rica,
too sweet like calypso and soca,
man fit grub u like tapioca,
becuz of u i refuse visa to america,
only she can fit keep me inside africa,
u don gum me finish like sticka,
me no be playa talkless of strika,
i no get any jersee not even the nika,
confirm, u be my 1 and only angelica.

why finger go dey man no fit scratch nose!?
u dey boo'ga ontop all my flowz,
wen u sef sabi sey i betta pass all those,
your yeye boys wey no sabi pass clotzes,
dat na after dem don throwey blowz,
inside dis film, i no wan be d boze,
even harmattan no go make me froze,
if no be u den make i shack overdose,
make my shapter jus kuku'ma close,
d end na only baba God dey knowz,
but for dis wan, me sef go follow bulldoze!

My name na adebayour,
in dat film i want b d actor,
make doz boyz b d bus conductor,
dem turn 2 b diz thread terminator,
if no b maedan,ruudie,semid and fl gator,
i go don throw dem in2 my farm regulator,
1,2,3,4 into Seun'z refrigerator,
ruud, shey una get incinerator
Make i show dem say i don tey no b like motor

Tommorrow, I go add one more year
I go throw party and celebrate with my peer
Chops go plenty and Men go shak enuff beer
So make all of una fall in for where e go happen
All man dey welcome cos the invitation dey open
Make una sha come with my gift
I hope se una understand and get my drift
So come one, come all, make we celebrate all the way
Because tomorrow na my birthday.

Tommorrow, I go add one more year
I go throw party and celebrate with my peer
Chops go plenty and Men go shak enuff beer
So make all of una fall in for where e go happen
All man dey welcome cos the invitation dey open
Make una sha come with my gift
I hope se una understand and get my drift
So come one, come all, make we celebrate all the way
Because tomorrow na my birthday.

Tommorrow, I go add one more year
I go throw party and celebrate with my peer
Chops go plenty and Men go shak enuff beer
So make all of una fall in for where e go happen
All man dey welcome cos the invitation dey open
Make una sha come with my gift
I hope se una understand and get my drift
So come one, come all, make we celebrate all the way
Because tomorrow na my birthday.

Let me b d 1st 2 wish u happy birthday,
4 person 2 add one year no b play-play,
how i wish d day go stay,
semid, i fink sey na May,
plz d venue, i wan kno d way,
abeg tel doz galz make dem lay,
'coz me kno get tyme 2 delay,
and i kno get pawa 2 run relay,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

My turn!!
E don take me 3 days to reach 24 pages, I swear I no go lie e feel like ages.
I no fit stop I just dey read dey go, no so so laff be wan kill me oh!
From the beginning to the end e dey too interesting,
the way una rhymes just dey do d wrestling.
Make I be the 2nd person wey go say,
semid4lyfe make u have a very happy birthday!
I wish to say I fit flow just like you,
I for no dey here dey flow like jew.
Maedan na u be the number 1 madam,
for this thread wey hook me like gbam!
I hope say you no go ever change,
cos your type na pidgin rhymes top range.
Wetin happen with rotimy sef,
he create the thread but left!
una loff trip me die, make I no lie!
Anyway e don do make I stop here,
if not I go dey here till new year.
Una well done again all of una for this thread,
it's time for me to go get some bread!

@ sugarcane, i happy as u come enter our lane

i always dey glad when ever I see a new fan 
make you feel free abeg to join our clan
your poem dey very articulate, like say u be expert
e go good if you go become our latest convert
thank you for all the good things you talk about me
but if not for rotimy, semid, ruud and co, how I for be
just make yourself at home, i hope you dey here to stay
i no too get time to rhyme as b4, but with this thread i no dey play .

Mr sugancane u ar welcum 2 rhyme thread,
just make your rhyme blend,
4 diz place we b rhyme mate,
if na lie ask ms. Kate,
please, pigin na our language,
xcept if worse come to worst we go speak yoruba or inglish language,
as i dey talk, ms. Maedan na my rhyme mistress,
ruudie na my oga 4 diz business,
semid na my one and only witness,
bt u see fl gators na my rhyme semistress.
_{abeg kno let am hear.}

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