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**osisi (f)
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Men are dumb. You dont even have to repair your hymen. The more they look the less they see.  Ive known girls who were no virgins whose boyfriends mentioned to me how proud they were that they were found "AT HOME" .  . At home? Who was at home? I go die oh! I guess you just need to be a good actress. how? they scream and crush the small polythene bag with chicken blood hidden underneath them |
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spoilt (f)
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@ Osisi you go kill me. You couldnt have described it better. |
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**osisi (f)
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@ Osisi you go kill me. You couldnt have described it better. why didn't I hear of all these things before marriage? I would have killed 2 chickens and spilled their blood on our vono bed |
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~Sauron~
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There would be hope if you guys stop thinking through your anus.  What have we gotta do with the hymen rush? Women go about boasting about their virginity. . . .Where were you when a competition of virgins was taking place in Naija. U didn't hear about it? Leave men out of this, abeg. @sauron I am not minding that boy jare, hes just jealous of wat we have  He is very jealous. Biko. . . . . . .Gist me about this alum thingy. A vagina washed with alum would be coarse, innit?? Won't it damage a man's weapon temporarily?? |
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spoilt (f)
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@ Osisi You had a vono bed? My sister i know someone who had sex with a dude on the last day of her period. Dude was jumping up and down celebrating her hymen. |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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how? they scream and crush the small polythene bag with chicken blood hidden underneath them Osisi, stop making "Jerusalem" sound/feel/look/smell so dirty!!! Chicken blood? Aargghhhh  . |
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~Sauron~
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My sister i know someone who had sex with a dude on the last day of her period. Dude was jumping up and down celebrating her hymen. This is hilarious!!!! Blood on the last day of period is different from virginal blood. . . . . One is purer than the other. |
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stillwater (f)
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What has men gotta do with the hymen rush?
Women go about boasting about their virginity. . . .Where were you when a competition of virgins was taking place in Naija.
U didn't hear about it? Leave men out of this, abeg.
Men are the guilty ones here. They demand it first, that's why the women feel they are all that. |
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**osisi (f)
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@ Osisi You had a vono bed? My sister i know someone who had sex with a dude on the last day of her period. Dude was jumping up and down celebrating her hymen. LOL@ vono bed Women are smart I tell ya |
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spoilt (f)
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This is hilarious!!!! Blood on the last day of period is different from virginal blood. . . . .One is purer than the other. Blood consistency expert. |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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Men are the guilty ones here. They demand it first, that's why the women feel they are all that.
The men that "demand", it may have very good reasons for that. |
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**osisi (f)
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Osisi, stop making "Jerusalem" sound/feel/look/smell so dirty!!! Chicken blood? Aargghhhh . Richy ,no be the thing una want? You must see that blood whether you like it or not chicken o goat o blood na blood |
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tope2000 (f)
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why didn't I hear of all these things before marriage? I would have killed 2 chickens and spilled their blood on our vono bed oh gosh i no fit laugh He is very jealous. Biko. . . . . . .Gist me about this alum thingy. A vagina washed with alum would be coarse, innit?? Won't it damage a man's weapon temporarily?? well i wudnt if it wud be coarse or not, havent tried it b4. well alum is like a form of douche that contains a chemical that tightens and contracts the walls of the vagina.  its cant damage billie dont worry |
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stillwater (f)
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The men that "demand", it may have very good reasons for that.
What are they? |
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spoilt (f)
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why didn't I hear of all these things before marriage? I would have killed 2 chickens and spilled their blood on our vono bed he would have thought the chicken was for a palatable dinner. |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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Richy ,no be the thing una want?
You must see that blood whether you like it or not
chicken o
goat o
blood na blood
Tufiakwa! I want clean blood , not dirty smelly chicken blood! |
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spoilt (f)
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Tufiakwa! I want clean blood , not dirty smelly chicken blood! Irony, irony. Blood from someone's nether regions ? ok oh! |
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~Sauron~
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Men are the guilty ones here. They demand it first, that's why the women feel they are all that.
Hmmmm. I feel you. Blood consistency expert. I bagged a degree in analysing blood splatter(Dexter). Naija women and improvisations. Alum?? I thunk the only thing women use em for is to wash snails What is the similarity between a snail and a vagina?? |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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What are they?
Well, I'm not saying I'm one of those men, but don't you think a virgin has a stronger than usual ability to restrain the urge to sexually please a man whose main goal is to bang her and move on? |
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spoilt (f)
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What is the similarity between a snail and a vagina?? Ahem, the similarities? Both are edible amongst other things. . |
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**osisi (f)
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he would have thought the chicken was for a palatable dinner.
To celebrate the hymen na Tufiakwa! I want clean blood , not dirty smelly chicken blood! how will you know most women freshen up and spray perfumes before the do You won't smell anything else but chanel no 5 |
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Moyola (f)
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. . . . Crazy! Why would a sane person risk such surgery for a '30 second gift'? And the 'ode, olorikori, o lojukokoro' husband will really think he disvirgined his wife! O mase o!  Forward ever; backward never! as the saying goes, This IMO is a backward thing to do. . . . does this really mean a woman has more worth if she's a virgin?  On the other hand, For those who would be left with the choices of doing the surgery or having her throat slit open on her wedding night, I'd suggest she opt for the surgery.  Uhhmn! |
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spoilt (f)
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Well, I'm not saying I'm one of those men, but don't you think a virgin has a stronger than usual ability to restrain the urge to sexually please a man whose main goal is to bang her and move on?
Virgins are dangerous. Take their hymen with a pinch of small. You have a hymen doesnt mean you dont have a mouth, fingers, cleavage and a back door. |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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To celebrate the hymen na
how will you know
most women freshen up and spray perfumes before the do
You won't smell anything else but chanel no 5
Well, I've so far had a no-blood policy, I don't care if it's virgin blood or "chicken" blood, I don't want to see/feel any blood. Why should one allow blood to get in the way of art? |
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**osisi (f)
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. . . . Crazy! Why would a sane person risk such surgery for a '30 second gift'? And the 'ode, olorikori, o lojukokoro' husband will really think he disvirgined his wife! O mase o! Forward ever; backward never! as the saying goes, This IMO is a backward thing to do. . . . does this really mean a woman has more worth if she's a virgin? On the other hand, For those who would be left with the choices of doing the surgery or having her throat slit open on her wedding night, I'd suggest she opt for the surgery. Uhhmn! everywoman in those "honor killing regions" should start saving up for this surgery from the day they're born. Their mothers must open "Hymen accounts" on their behalf It will save lives |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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Virgins are dangerous. Take their hymen with a pinch of small. You have a hymen doesnt mean you dont have a mouth, fingers, cleavage and a back door. You make a point here though. |
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stillwater (f)
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Hmmmm. I feel you.
I win, I win, I win. Well, I'm not saying I'm one of those men, but don't you think a virgin has a stronger than usual ability to restrain the urge to sexually please a man whose main goal is to bang her and move on?
Good point . . . couldn't agree more.  |
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spoilt (f)
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You make a point here though.
The saying goes, as long as there's no penetration, anything goes! |
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tope2000 (f)
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Naija women and improvisations. Alum?? I thunk the only thing women use em for is to wash snails What is the similarity between a snail and a vagina?? Lmao @snails . . . . . .that was what i saw my mum used it clean as well I started hearing this alum n vag abt a yr ago What is the similarity between a snail and a vagina?? That is a very good question But the answer lies somewhere, use your imagination |
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