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**osisi (f)
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You make a point here though.
It's common knowledge that those women where the hymen is glorified are experts in oral and anal but that's beyond the scope of this thread |
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spoilt (f)
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Destroy the back and save the front. Smart. real smart!
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**osisi (f)
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Destroy the back and save the front. Smart. real smart!
ROFL backstreet gals |
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~Sauron~
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Ahem, the similarities?  Both are edible amongst other things. .Both are edible?? The plot thickens.  I win, I win, I win.  U haven't won the WAR yet.  Lmao @snails . . . . . .that was what i saw my mum used it clean as well I started hearing this alum n vag abt a yr ago We live in a strange world. The only difference on top of me head is. . . . .One could be hairy(if unwaxed) and the other one does not grow hair. Not sure though. . . . . .Snails older than 5 years might grow hair. |
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KarmaMod (f)
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what is vono bed?
Richy just because she "resists" vaginal sex doesnt mean she's not getting it in the back.
One of the reasons why I found that "award for Nigerian virgins" article hilariously sad.
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DaPhoenix (f)
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Interesting. I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I will bleed to death and make him happy.
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stillwater (f)
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ROFL
backstreet gals
Rotflmao!!! Interesting. I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I will bleed to death and make him happy.
Rotflmao!!! You guys are cracking me up!!!! |
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tope2000 (f)
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I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I will bleed to death and make him happy.
Lmao We live in a strange world.
The only difference on top of me head is. . . . .One could be hairy(if unwaxed) and the other one does not grow hair.
Not sure though. . . . . .Snails older than 5 years might grow hair.
Lmao . . . . . We are not looking at differences, we shud be looking for similarities One of them is the use of alum another one is they are both edible Add another one too |
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~Sauron~
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Interesting. I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I will bleed to death and make him happy.
I will be carrying a powerful flashlight to inspect the nether region. |
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*Hauwa*
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or the married ones with 4 kids whose jerusalem already slack eh, they should consider doing it. at least this will help them. i heard married men like tight Jerusalem who watched oprah today  |
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~Sauron~
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We are not looking at differences, we shud be looking for similarities One of them is the use of alum another one is they are both edible Add another one too Mental exercise you are giving me here. . . . OK. . . .both can be slimy!!! |
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**osisi (f)
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what is vono bed?
Richy just because she "resists" vaginal sex doesnt mean she's not getting it in the back.
One of the reasons why I found that "award for Nigerian virgins" article hilariously sad.
some old bed with springs most popular way back in secondary school boarding houses. |
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**osisi (f)
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found this online at a Dubai site
A discussion at somewhere not far from Mall of Emirates :
Girl #1: I’m still a Virgin since 45 minutes ago until 15:30 this afternoon. With 500 Dhs, this is the best doctors could do for me.
Gilr #2 : O’, my…god, I’m still a virgin since last week. I’m planning a marriage this weekend. Are you crazy? I had the groom’s family pay 5000Dhs for it!!
Girl #3 : eeff, I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!!
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tope2000 (f)
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Mental exercise you are giving me here. . . . OK. . . .both can be slimy!!! Snails - always V-area - not always |
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~Sauron~
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found this online at a Dubai site
A discussion at somewhere not far from Mall of Emirates :
Girl #1: I’m still a Virgin since 45 minutes ago until 15:30 this afternoon. With 500 Dhs, this is the best doctors could do for me.
Gilr #2 : O’, my…god, I’m still a virgin since last week. I’m planning a marriage this weekend. Are you crazy? I had the groom’s family pay 5000Dhs for it!!
Girl #3 : eeff, I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!!
Osisi should host her own show. . . . . .Where do u get this gists from? 2 men having their weapons damaged cos she had a platinum plate fixed up there?? What are these men?? Pigs?? |
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DaPhoenix (f)
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I will be carrying a powerful flashlight to inspect the nether region.
I know when men are virgins too. No amount of porn watching can make you that experienced. |
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**osisi (f)
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Girl #3 : eeff, I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!! You go gurl! |
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**osisi (f)
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but that third woman is dangerous o
so she hides her former marriages too?
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KarmaMod (f)
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Lmao that girl must be making mad money Promise virginity to some insecure moron and make him pay hefty sum, leave and do the same to another 3 times eh? Smart chic |
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DaPhoenix (f)
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found this online at a Dubai site
A discussion at somewhere not far from Mall of Emirates :
Girl #1: I’m still a Virgin since 45 minutes ago until 15:30 this afternoon. With 500 Dhs, this is the best doctors could do for me.
Gilr #2 : O’, my…god, I’m still a virgin since last week. I’m planning a marriage this weekend. Are you crazy? I had the groom’s family pay 5000Dhs for it!!
Girl #3 : eeff, I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!!
Who's her doctor? I might need to get a fix too. |
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*Hauwa*
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they have soiled the Holy Book those women in  are not that holy
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spoilt (f)
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Bleed to death if you like, he will still not be happy. |
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**osisi (f)
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they have soiled the Holy Book those women in are not that holy say what? bless the new hymen and it becomes holy |
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stillwater (f)
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They've reduced women to liars and cheats  |
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**osisi (f)
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Lmao that girl must be making mad money Promise virginity to some insecure moron and make him pay hefty sum, leave and do the same to another 3 times eh? Smart chic some have taken it to a whole 'nother level. hymen without end |
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*Hauwa*
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Ndipe, wetin you smoke abi it is the power of second hand hymen? |
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~Sauron~
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They've reduced women to liars and cheats Na today? |
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**osisi (f)
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They've reduced women to liars and cheats and themselves to mugus If Igbos were crazy about this hymen thing the brides family will profit heavily If the bride price was $3,000,virgins will start from $10,000 |
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**osisi (f)
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Ndipe, wetin you smoke abi it is the power of second hand hymen? Nickel titanium hymen |
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popoboy
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do you think women are smarter?
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