Nigerian Men Don't Marry Early Enough?

I guess na too much "chopping" and "stretching" dey cause am! Don't you see the romance section?  How long is this and how fat is that?--After about 5 years--no life in the poor carrot!!!!

Then you go and torture one babe to come and marry you to do all the "work"!!! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Na wa oh!

No wonder as men get older the dicky gets smaller and the balls get larger than palmwine gourds!!!  No wonder most men dey for wheelchair in their 30's and 40's!!!!  na wah oh!  We women are in some serious trouble oh! 

_{See serious disproportion to the almighty female anatomy!!! This is a sad situation indeed!!!}

 That is why I want to get as many as a can now before all of una quench finish!!!!

Do you blame him?  Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, whatever works.  This life na only 2 days oh!  The day you are born and the day you die!!! Anything in between na dream!!! Live it up!!!!!!   If disease come, na say you don buy "markeeeeeeeeet" be that nauuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!  You have a permanent husband for life.  No divorce, no quarell, no fuss at all.  Na so so church una go dey go to "git right with the holy one"!!!!  No problem without solution oh!!!!

I still beleive that about 95% of married men (in fresh marriage) still cut corners and about 5% of the newly married ladies also play OFF SIDES.