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sexyLeamon (f)
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Dumbest Kid in the World
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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Jeovy (m)
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Nice jokes sexy
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D1KeleVra (m)
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Ben was trying to make use of his psychology courses. He started his class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Sylve stood up. Ben said, "Do you think you're stupid, Sylve?"
"No, sir, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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studio43 (m)
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nice I love hard working men
yeah right   |
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sexyLeamon (f)
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Ben was trying to make use of his psychology courses. He started his class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Sylve stood up. Ben said, "Do you think you're stupid, Sylve?"
"No, sir, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
lol nice one the guy standing there should have been studioJ |
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studio43 (m)
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i can see studio43 has taking over you already aight? lol
u hardly eat or sleep without calling his name each day
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sexyLeamon (f)
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okay am not talking to you again  |
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D1KeleVra (m)
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Oh! Oh! Silent treatment!  |
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Ben-10
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back to sender to all the virus
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D1KeleVra (m)
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*slaps Gabs throat to help he rap louder*
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D1KeleVra (m)
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whaddup!  |
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clemcykul
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nothing much, how is your day sailing?
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D1KeleVra (m)
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Up river thanx. |
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clemcykul
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why not down stream?; D
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D1KeleVra (m)
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There are prates there. They are holding Ben at gun-point.
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clemcykul
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am glad to hear dat ;d
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D1KeleVra (m)
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Instea of u to be praying to God, make them no 'accidentally discharge' on top your nyash, u dey use that same mouth dey curse person. Nigerians.  |
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D1KeleVra (m)
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Well, I still dey go up river, catch u later.
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Ben-10
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alcohol don too much
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UNLEASHED (m)
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@ Sexyleamon
jokes are nice, you don't need to be told, even though they aren't cute n sexy
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Ben-10
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yes, but some are lost in space
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Airforce1 (m)
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yet u still go about ravening creep-ups with those girls
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studio43 (m)
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for many were called, but only one was chosen.
SEXYLEAMON IS THE CHOSEN ONE.
airforce1 i think sey u like me sef
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Airforce1 (m)
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how many girls have u said this to?
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