Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?

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freelance (m)
Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« on: September 18, 2006, 03:36 PM »

I think you would all have an answer to my question after you finish reading this.

HUSBANDS FOR SALE!
     
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband.  Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . ,  you
may choose any man
from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love  kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeous, help with the  housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth  floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

So what do you think?

Can they really be satisfied?
mo money (m)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #1 on: September 18, 2006, 06:23 PM »

that's funny of her, what else does she want, the one that will carry the pregnancy aswell?

they can't be satisfied. women take it easy on me, pls Tongue
frankiriri (m)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #2 on: November 24, 2006, 02:30 PM »

I wonder o!.
Somewhere else in on this forum some1 was complaining that her otherwise nice boyfriend gives her too much attantion in public.  Shocked Shocked Shocked After a week of ignoring her the babe sholld learm  Grin Grin Grin
eslynera (f)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #3 on: November 24, 2006, 03:05 PM »

lol, that was funny. Cheesy
whitelexi (m)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #4 on: November 24, 2006, 03:32 PM »

thats a good one,  It should've told us how many were Nigerians out of the 4.3Million Women who visited the 6th floor sha. I'm sure it can go ahead and get the correct figures from a census Grin
harvey (m)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #5 on: November 24, 2006, 03:54 PM »

na bi eye kill that kin lady
zoraro (m)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #6 on: July 22, 2007, 11:16 PM »

too bad that, that is not the case when it comes to intercourse. they are too easily satisfied, i have not met a women that can match me in bed.
zoraro (m)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #7 on: July 22, 2007, 11:17 PM »

too bad that, that is not the case when it comes to intercourse. they are too easily satisfied, i have not met a women that can match me in bed.
McDoe (m)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #8 on: July 23, 2007, 11:47 AM »

This thread further sealed our belief that the daughters of eve are damned insantiable lots. Give them a mile, and they would take thousands of miles.
No wonder evil is continuing to plague the world. Women does not only mean ''woe unto men but wound men also"
Seun (m)
Re: Can Women Ever Be Satisfied?
« #9 on: July 23, 2007, 11:55 AM »

All women can't be painted with the same brush.  A woman could be high maintenance or low maintenance. Wink
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