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Epi
Real Reasons Men have Sex
« #34 on: October 28, 2009, 11:55 PM »

Reasons men have sex
by Ian Fortey

Headache Relief
For ages, the popular hack comedy line of "not tonight, I have a headache" was all over the place as a reason the ladyfolk were not interested in coitus. Men never said that, the reason being if we have a headache, we still want sex. Research even supports the notion that sex can cure headaches. (One of our editors even swears by a good roll in the hay as a hangover cure.)

Stress Relief
Being a dude can be stressful. We're constantly bogged down by the fear that at any moment some stray football will hit us in the nuts. Plus there's work, money, family, friends, zombie apocalypses ,  all kinds of things that cause undue amounts of stress. Fortunately, sex is here to fix that as well. Regular sex flushes your system with oxytocin, which tells your whole body just to chill out.

Sleep Aid
Some nights hitting the hay just isn't easy. The neighbor's dog is barking, the bathroom faucet is leaking, you're worried about how work is affecting your progress in "Halo" ,  Fortunately, every guy learned sometime in their teen years that after you get off, taking a nap totally feels like a good idea. Sex really makes you sleepy; it's like nature's way of saying, "Good job, now rest up for next time."

Cancer Prevention
According to actual research done on the topic, guys who get off more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life, and the benefits seem to be reaped from increased activity in your younger years. The research itself supports the idea of doing it yourself, as sex with a partner has the complication of potential STDs, but one has to assume that if precautions are taken, the same theory applies.

To End a Fight
By now we should all know about make-up sex. It's what happens when you're riding high on emotion and decide you need to bury the hatchet, so to speak, and simply end the argument. Sure, you may not be getting a "Star Wars"-themed bedroom set, but everyone's still happy. Expressing feelings is tough at the best of times, and whether you're wrong or you're right, sometimes it's just easier to say you're sorry by doing the deed than by, you know, actually saying it.

Focus
In an ironic twist of fate, sex distracts from many things and many things distract from sex. Nothing is more annoying than not being able to keep your mind on the task at hand simply because your pants are tenting. In cases like this, self-control is an option, but a superior option is to simply get the job done. Once you've had sex, you're relaxed, you're clearheaded, and you're ready to buckle down and do what you need to do. Kind of like a colonic for your brain.

What other unconventional reasons do you have for getting it on?
Epi
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Epi
My lips like Vodka
« #36 on: November 01, 2009, 07:18 PM »

This week was Amazinglywonderfullysexxxy Tongue Kiss



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Epi
Run Moat
« #37 on: November 03, 2009, 01:58 AM »

Painting done by hand with a little enhancement using corel paint shop.

Title:  Run Moat
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Epi
Find the Perfect Best Friend Gift
« #38 on: November 14, 2009, 02:49 PM »

Looking for the ideal best friend gift? These ideas will help you out
It can be tricky to find a best friend gift. After all, there's added pressure on best friends to come up with gifts that aren't just special but have that extra spark they'll remember for the rest of their lives. As if gift buying wasn't tricky enough already!

But with these ideas for best friend gifts, you'll never find yourself struggling for inspiration again.

1. Best friends jewelry
Sure, it sounds cheesy -- who doesn't remember those goofy half heart necklaces you shared with your best pal back in grade school? But best friends can have matching jewelry as grown ups too. Many jewelry stores make pretty and sophisticated gifts for best friends, or you could just pick up two matching sets of something you know you'll both love.

I love this bracelet from Brighton. And at this site you can also pick and choose personalized charms and create your own.

2. Tailor made gift baskets
No one knows your best friend like you, which puts you in a unique and enviable situation: you can find best friends gifts like nobody else. Grab a gift basket and stuff it with items you know your pal loves -- things from favorite shops, much loved treats, and the like.

3. Special memories
The best gifts for best friends don't necessarily cost a lot of money. A scrapbook of your times together, a nicely framed photograph, or something to remind them of an inside joke or a special moment.

4. Something they really need
It might sound prosaic, but your perfect best friend gift could be something as simple as a set of kitchen canisters, a warm cozy blanket, or something for a pet -- anything that your friend has needed for a while and hasn't had the time, money, or inclination to buy for themselves.

So the occasion doesn't matter so much: the perfect best friend gift is the one your friend will love the most!

http://www.wowgiftideas.com/find_the_perfect_best_friend_gift.html
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