I Want To See Your Personal Website!

kheme, kheme, kheme 

Like North Korea, you are taking style to look for trouble in an attempt to draw me out of my hole.  Okay now.  Make we roll 

I have (never)^3 claimed to be a deal, not to mention "much of a deal".  I am a web developer/architect, not a web designer.  That means I don't design web graphics.  I take what a graphics designers gives me and implement it in a way that gives the user an efficient (fast loading), user-friendly experience.  My job is to set up a website's infrastructure such that it takes advantage of web standards. I have never and will never claim to be a web designer.

Not everyone thinks like you, otherwise how would you explain people asking me to have anything to do with their websites?  I even charge more than what those in naija charge and yet still, they pay without complaint.  Professionally, I work for a $500million a year company - www.autotrader.com , and no, we don't sell cars.

Back to the "I am not a web designer" bit.  I have coded (note I said "coded" as opposed to "designed") many sites both for people in the US and Naija.  Here are a few:

http://www.mississippi.gov/index.jsp - this site won "Best Web Award 2001 (I blv in 2001, your web nose, so to speak, was still being wiped by you know who.  Your nose resemble sponge  )

http://www.wwe.com/ , http://www.tbs.com/ , http://www.fanniemaefoundation.org/

http://www.uscis.gov/graphics/formsfee/forms/eFiling.htm - not the site, but the web app that enables you to fill out certain forms online.  Work permit being one of them (hint, hint: it might be time to lv North Cyprus as I know some people  )

I don't blame you sha.  Some kids of nowadays.  You grew up watching Channel O.  Next thing u c rap beef b/w little bow wow and little Romeo and want to do same in the web realm.  By the time this is over, Tupac vs Biggie won't even begin to compare.  It must be the snuff you take.  The nose I see at http://www.khemeonline.tk/ no b small o     It is taking up the entire photo there.  It reminds me for whatever reason of amoeba.

Now to your sites which are "much of a deal":

Wow, I bet you have razzled North Cypriot girls hearts with this PHP coding prowess.  Even my 16-month old baby slapped me thinking, I guess, I coded (dare I say that word?) the site.  Tufia!! - http://www.excaliburbeninhotel.com/index2.php

http://www.royalmarblehotel.com/ - I will give this one 2.5 (the .5 was hard for me to give) out of 10 sha

http://www.agapeforceng.org/ - 404 error.  Then again, you look like you eat dog, so I assume it's on purpose

http://www.xdavia.com/selfesteem/ - abi d guy dey pass gas?

http://www.nsp.org.ng/ - y is that table border turned on and others aren't?  Inconsistent.

I can see you were born with tables up where the sun doesn't shine (meaning your ass).  If I had N10,000 for every time I saw an embedded table in your code, I would have built at least 5 storey buildings on Allen Avenue by now.  Perhaps it's the commandaria wine.  It is a pity that we are introducing ourselves this way.  Then again, you started it.  Again, I am not like the US.  If I say "nuclear bomb testing will be met with dire consequences", I mean it.

I will rest my fingers for now.  Let me see what you will say next.  Consider this post a warning