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olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #160 on: March 29, 2007, 02:16 PM »

Quote from: youngies on March 27, 2007, 03:58 PM
I was travelling from Owerri to Abuja by a night bus. We were sitting side by side, while all were asleep, she and I were the only ones awake. Without talking we understood each other. We touched for 2mins and our bus broke down somewhere before Lokoja.

Everybody went down, without talking still we headed straight into the bush as if we were going to easy ourselves. Once we found a good spot, she hurriedly pulled down the mini she was wearing and bent over. Without thinking I instantly logged on into her server.

Afterwards, we came back to enter the bus only to discover that they have been waiting for us, and all their eyes were boring holes through us.

As I ment to climb inside the bus, the conductor held my hand and said, "sebi u don go mess that girl"


i like  ;)u boy
Quote from: hilanda on March 27, 2007, 04:06 PM
i licked ma babe when she was menstrating

that's disgustg not dirty.
culasi (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #161 on: March 30, 2007, 01:58 AM »

Hilanda you and your girl needs deliverance for real!!!! and i think you must have smoked weed that night Embarrassed Shocked


Quote from: hilanda on March 27, 2007, 04:06 PM
i licked ma babe when she was menstrating

davidylan (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #162 on: March 30, 2007, 02:05 AM »

na wa oooo. Sex sex everywhere, taxi, bus, bush, office, inside rain, while menstruating. . .

Eziokwu! May the Lord have mercy!  Shocked
culasi (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #163 on: March 30, 2007, 03:07 AM »

LOL Grin

Quote from: davidylan on March 30, 2007, 02:05 AM
na wa oooo. Sex sex everywhere, taxi, bus, bush, office, inside rain, while menstruating. . .

Eziokwu! May the Lord have mercy! Shocked
olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #164 on: April 02, 2007, 09:27 AM »

amen ooo ooo Grin
Sean25 (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #165 on: April 02, 2007, 04:45 PM »

Olunifemi is kinda naughty
LuUmBiOn2 (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #166 on: April 02, 2007, 06:53 PM »

Well, what about this for the dirtiest. I fucked a bitch during her period!
LuUmBiOn2 (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #167 on: April 02, 2007, 07:00 PM »

I think that would have passed for nasty, instead of dirty!
kateflow (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #168 on: April 02, 2007, 07:09 PM »

chei may the lord ve mercy on your prick
LuUmBiOn2 (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #169 on: April 02, 2007, 07:09 PM »

Amen. No be small thing at all at all.
Omo Eko (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #170 on: April 02, 2007, 07:11 PM »

All liessssssssssssss
kateflow (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #171 on: April 02, 2007, 07:13 PM »

omo  u know wat


the furniest thing is that all this guys that are talking about sex assive they are strong they such a lazy type wen it comes to sex
j-girl
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #172 on: April 02, 2007, 07:24 PM »

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Lies yeah!

I have puked, I gotten disgusted and I have washed my eyes out with soap.
Quote from: LuUmBiOn2 on April 02, 2007, 06:53 PM
Well, what about this for the dirtiest. I fucked a bitch during her period!
Eeewwwwwwwwww!
Quote from: davidylan on March 30, 2007, 02:05 AM
na wa oooo. Sex sex everywhere, taxi, bus, bush, office, inside rain, while menstruating. . .

Eziokwu! May the Lord have mercy!  Shocked
Abi O! Amen.
kateflow (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #173 on: April 02, 2007, 07:28 PM »

wassup j girl
j-girl
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #174 on: April 02, 2007, 07:30 PM »

Not much o! Just puking and about to go to class, how are you though?
olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #175 on: April 08, 2007, 08:04 PM »

Quote from: Sean25 on April 02, 2007, 04:45 PM
Olunifemi is kind of naughty
me naughty? no way Grin
 Grin
 Grin

 Grin
Sean25 (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #176 on: April 09, 2007, 05:25 PM »

Quote from: olunifemi on April 08, 2007, 08:04 PM
me naughty? no way Grin
 Grin
 Grin

 Grin

OH YES you are
ive read many of your posts
culasi (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #177 on: April 09, 2007, 06:23 PM »

@ Olunifemi

There is nothing wrong if you are naughty. Well as for those of you accusing her of being naughty are you all virgins?
 Please leave Olunifemi alone. As far as iam concerned everybody is naughty in his or her own way Smiley

Quote from: olunifemi on April 08, 2007, 08:04 PM
me naughty? no way Grin
 Grin
 Grin

 Grin

olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #178 on: April 09, 2007, 08:55 PM »

  @ sean25
how many hv u read?
olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #179 on: April 17, 2007, 06:50 PM »

 Smiley
olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #180 on: April 24, 2007, 05:06 PM »

       :p
olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #181 on: April 26, 2007, 01:21 PM »

why is every1 silent?
drered (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #182 on: April 27, 2007, 01:37 PM »

ive done lotsa crazy stuff like kissin on the road in the full glare of people and grabbing ma ex-gf's ass in class but the dirtiest shit i did was. . . Me and ma girlfriend broke up and she was begging to come back but i didnt want no more,so she came 2 ma class at the first day of resumption(i was in SS2) and was saying trash outta annoyance i worked out and went to the back of d class,she followed and then she kissed me and didnt let go,she held ma privates and was kissin me like mad and i guessed it got into me and i drew her skirt down she spread her legs i fingered her 4 like 2 minutes and when i stearted hearin people closeby i f**ked her as quick as possible and as i was wearin ma trousers one teacher saw us,witout tinkin 2ce ''i find ma level'' and she followed closely behind, it was the fastest and switest bang i ever banged so now i know it pays to be d first person in skool. LONG TIN
culasi (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #183 on: April 27, 2007, 02:05 PM »

well said. Looks like u have adrenaline rush!!!!!!!!!!! Cheesy
samorijack (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #184 on: April 27, 2007, 08:08 PM »

 Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley y'all need jesus in your lives  Grin and may'be a little more sex
ogunyemy (m)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #185 on: April 28, 2007, 03:41 AM »

i fucked a married young lady during camping in service.we did it in an open field.i fucked her the way her husband will never 4k her.she is still coming after d service.
sisistingy
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #186 on: April 29, 2007, 03:31 AM »

Her came on this guy face when he was giving me head Tongue Tongue Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
Sisi-Ho (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #187 on: April 29, 2007, 03:41 AM »

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. all y'all just nasty Cry Grin Wink
sisistingy
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #188 on: April 29, 2007, 03:43 AM »

Quote from: Sisi-Ho on April 29, 2007, 03:41 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. all y'all just nasty Cry Grin Wink
girl u know u did worst things than that Wink
Neish (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #189 on: April 29, 2007, 06:25 PM »

oh my daiz Grin
olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #190 on: April 29, 2007, 09:10 PM »

Quote from: drered on April 27, 2007, 01:37 PM
ive done lotsa crazy stuff like kissin on the road in the full glare of people and grabbing ma ex-girlfriend's ass in class but the dirtiest shit i did was. . . Me and ma girlfriend broke up and she was begging to come back but i didnt want no more,so she came 2 ma class at the first day of resumption(i was in SS2) and was saying trash out of annoyance i worked out and went to the back of d class,she followed and then she kissed me and didnt let go,she held ma privates and was kissin me like mad and i guessed it got into me and i drew her skirt down she spread her legs i fingered her 4 like 2 minutes and when i stearted hearin people closeby i f**ked her as quick as possible and as i was wearin ma trousers one teacher saw us,witout tinkin 2ce ''i find ma level'' and she followed closely behind, it was the fastest and switest bang i ever banged so now i know it pays to be d first person in school. LONG TIN
i feel u Cheesy
olunifemi (f)
Re: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did?
« #191 on: May 03, 2007, 01:48 PM »

 :d
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