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lobinoxebe (m)
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hmmm, well.
mine is the day i sucked a wet pu, ss, yyyyyyyy
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Fadajasi (m)
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Out of point
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olunifemi (f)
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sure out of it
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nimi-k (m)
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I just love to bury my face in that mound of 'wet softness' don't you guys?  |
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MILITIA (f)
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@nimi-k Oh God! Na wah for you oh! We really would like to clean up first before you embark on that task! How are your teeth  Well got horny one hot afternoon and since "he" was not around--- I engaged the services of our pet Logan - the dog - to give me a good "licking" down there! I had a knife under my pillow for some protection! I was amazed at what a good job he did. He did not even bite and was so gentle! God bless am! Should say this dog followed me around the house for about a week! Never tried it again though! A dog is really man's best friend! Or should I say woman's best friend!  Now you know why all these old oyinbo people have cats and dogs at home! |
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ashantegal (f)
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that is really nasty. and I were you I would never have told anyone that drivel, disgusting
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MILITIA (f)
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That's okay! It means you have done worse! You asked for something nasty on this thread and I volunteered! I do not want to die with that secret on my chest!  Since my fellow women gals refused to be part of the game! I love this web page!  |
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Fadajasi (m)
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seems the dog will be missin u now@militia
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MILITIA (f)
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The dog don die! I did not kill it if you are wondering! It lived long and died of natural causes!  |
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haywhy (m)
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Good one |
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ryu11 (m)
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the second dirtiest thing I did was for variety i tasted my own juice, after i came down from the mountain.
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MILITIA (f)
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@ryu11 Yummy-------------- I love Quaker oat abi na akamu or oatmeal una dey call am? @VOR I said the dog lived for another 5 years and died of natural courses. Translated in man's number of years that is aboyt 35 years! If I had done it again, the dog would have lived for another 5 years! I may have remedy for long healthy life! No man that has partaken of my "wonder juice" has died yet! |
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coded guy (m)
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mILITIA, does ur boyfriend still lick that p**ssy, poor guy!
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ryu11 (m)
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M, I feel you. You are a real WOMAN. As for the other ladies, they are just typical Naija babes. They fit swear say them be virgins, they've seen no evil  heard noevil spoke no evil  , but we naija guys no how far, I won't be surprised the chick that took four guys (no shaking) has read this thread, and has done nothing close to dirty. |
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uchetobi (f)
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Boyfriend ke? Please it is husband! No! We have retired from all those games! Got boring especially after kids! I now teach my children the "hows" and "whys" of it all! There is a time for everything! Over to the young ones to do all that now! Been there, done that! Over to you late starters! Poor guy? Because I told you one of my many juicy fantasies? Ask miss "holy oshodi virgin" above A.K.A. "uchetobi" how many animals don lick her own! Where you guys put your mouth, do you know what has crawled in and out of the areas? You never sabi anything at all! Does it not baffle you that no female has any "dirty" thing they have done here? Beware! They have done worse and are still repenting! God has not answered them yet because the line is too long For me? It is well with my soul! Now I see you really want to fight with me You are a married woman with kids. please respect yourself and refrain from addressing me |
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uchetobi (f)
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Maybe I don’t kiss and tell or maybe iv done all sort of stuff I may consider nasty but not dirty. That’s my problem not yours to be having sleepless nights over
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MILITIA (f)
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@ ryu11 Thank you mai brother! People like us go live long! @ uchetobi No wahala---we go meet on judgment day! |
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ashantegal (f)
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no militia i'm sorry i couldn't have possibly done worse, they said nasty not something down right beyond wtf,, i sorry i don't f*ck with animals just humans
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MILITIA (f)
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LOL Make una come hear oh! You do not mess with animals abi? Wetin you think say man be? The super-animal! You must be dreaming! I have given you something to try in this life time. You think say our brodas them sabi chop the "tin"? I say try BINGO! You will be really satisfied and fulfilled. The dogs no dey tire and not messy at all! You don't have to do the dog back! Just hold knife or gun under ya pillow and think of a good excuse for the Emergency room people just in case the dog "overeat"! |
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nimi-k (m)
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Militia abi u be 'asawana'? if u don't understand that then its not for u. That was dirty alright its called 'beastiality' anyway my advice is : I believe u still have enough love juice in you so don't let ur husband short change u. he might be giving it to some other women with more kids Make him suck that clit tonight girl. |
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nimi-k (m)
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"asawana" means militants in Ijaw
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MILITIA (f)
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I be real one oh! But in the love department! That is why I did not want to tell my secret! No one wan talk their own anymore. Please una talk una own! My nickname for school doz days na "FREAKAZOID"! "asawana" ke? that na small tin na! As for the husband, we have reached a comfortable stage in our union. No wahala, we even compare notes and cover our tracks well! Divorce is not an option! We have too many secrets. So that "love" will not permit us to separate! That is how you keep your marriage darlings----BLACKMAIL AND WHITEMAIL! |
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VOR (m)
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@VOR I I may have remedy for long healthy life! No man that has partaken of my "wonder juice" has died yet! I don'y know about pussy juice extending one's life.I do however find that my womans pussy juice has teeth whitening properties. Anytime I go down on her and get a mouthful of pussy juice my teeth look fit to appear in a toothpaste advert. Anyone else able to testify to this based on experience with their own woman of course. |
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spoilt (f)
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@ryu11 Yummy-------------- I love Quaker oat abi na akamu or oatmeal una dey call am? @VOR I said the dog lived for another 5 years and died of natural courses. Translated in man's number of years that is aboyt 35 years! If I had done it again, the dog would have lived for another 5 years! I may have remedy for long healthy life! No man that has partaken of my "wonder juice" has died yet! i guess the phrase 'who dash dog?" does not apply to this dog. but off course the dog will follow you for a whole week. has he tasted anything like that in his entire life? i like dogs but not like that. geez. |
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nimi-k (m)
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I have a fantasy "swinging" wonder if naija girls can handle it. Millitia I envy your marriage but I believe there are lotsa stuff your confidant-hubby doesn't and will never know of his 'freakazoid' wifey right |
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olunifemi (f)
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@ ryu11 Thank you mai brother! People like us go live long! @ uchetobi No wahala---we go meet on judgment day! I be real one oh! But in the love department! That is why I did not want to tell my secret! No one wan talk their own anymore. Please una talk una own! My nickname for school doz days na "FREAKAZOID"! "asawana" ke? that na small tin na! As for the husband, we have reached a comfortable stage in our union. No wahala, we even compare notes and cover our tracks well! Divorce is not an option! We have too many secrets. So that "love" will not permit us to separate! That is how you keep your marriage darlings----BLACKMAIL AND WHITEMAIL! I don'y know about pussy juice extending one's life.I do however find that my womans pussy juice has teeth whitening properties. Anytime I go down on her and get a mouthful of pussy juice my teeth look fit to appear in a toothpaste advert. Anyone else able to testify to this based on experience with their own woman of course. i guess the phrase 'who dash dog?" does not apply to this dog. but off course the dog will follow you for a whole week. has he tasted anything like that in his entire life? i like dogs but not like that. geez. I'm enjoyg myself lol |
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otuwe (f)
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MILITIA my friend i dey feel u for this thread.
do u know what i think. i think u would make a good author of fiction novels.
i wont be surprised if it becomes that u never even marry or born children.
am sure u r still a small girl and u havent even done any of these things u tell us on nairaland.
anyway keep posting because i like ur posts. they give me things to wonder about
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