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Big Shishi (m)
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paddy thats what i said, how a real nigga gon be talkin bout nigga tongue on nigga asscrack, that is sickly homo
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menike (m)
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@Christiano
Thanks Xtiano
Them Niggas cud use it n' learn how to make beats
Cusz I really need that AUDIO BATTLE
Wit the Flometha Fags
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Big Shishi (m)
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I can see Menses is still bleedin , a normal bitch bleed 4 3-5 days but menses bleeds 365 days!!  hoodboi get menses new tampons mayne, he comin on here leakin like hell, |
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hustler (m)
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This is a typing freestyle.
It's like they impatiently waiting/
for me to send em to Satan/
what else could explain all the playahating/
grown man doing grown things like everday/
if u a slow man trying to slow my things i'mma blow u away/
Getting mo paper than a paper mill/
I never snitch but i know everyday these haters will/
that is y real thugs get these haters killed/
so sick like Neyo but i got my mind right aint no need to take no pills/
i'm the envy of the bakers because they know i got a lot of cake for real/
like i'm celebrating something everday/
But i'm just getting that cake boy in every possible way/
My guns turn the envious to another hospital case/
thot u would be modelling but the bullets got u a horrible face/
Every year my motto is Make more money than the last/
that is y i still stay hungry it's like every day i fast
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tianshie (m)
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@hustler
What it do hommie?
@Paddy
sup ma nikker 
I'ma drop sumpin freestyle
You niggas so broke you drink glue for breakfast
I'm a born hustler that's why my cash flow's steady constant
you couldn't better this if u spat hieroglyphics
I drop it like sack letters on birthdays handle my bidness
You couldn't touch this wit gloves on
I spit bombs in closets wreck tha mic leave tha crowd suspended
I ain't tha best but you ain't sh*t
it's Tianshie on tha beat recognise game and hug defeat
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menike (m)
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@hustler
I'ma drop sumpin freestyle
You niggas so broke you drink glue for breakfast
I'm a born hustler that's why my cash flow's steady constant
you couldn't better this if u spat hieroglyphics
I drop it like sack letters on birthdays handle my bidness
You couldn't touch this wit gloves on
I spit bombs in closets wreck tha mic leave tha crowd suspended
I ain't tha best but you ain't sh*t
it's Tianshie on tha beat recognise game and hug defeat
@Tianshie For me - That's the best sh*t I seen You spit ever No hatin' but that's comin' from me  Wanted to do a follow up like I do wit Dblock But I ain't ready for that. I might do it if You ok wit that though Holla back |
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menike (m)
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@Tianshie
Wanted to do a follow up like I do wit Dblock
But I ain't ready for that. I might do it if You ok wit that though
Fu*ck it I'ma do a follow up THIS IS HISTORY BABY -=====
NOW WHO SAY WE CAN'T GET SH*T DONE N' WORK LIKE MENTIANSHIEI'ma drop sumpin freestyle
You niggas so broke you drink glue for breakfast
I'm a born hustler that's why my cash flow's steady constant
you couldn't better this if u spat hieroglyphics
I drop it like sack letters on birthdays handle my bidness
You couldn't touch this wit gloves on
I spit bombs in closets wreck tha mic leave tha crowd suspended
I ain't tha best but you ain't sh*t
it's Tianshie on tha beat recognise game and hug defeatMENIKENairaland - This isn't a Diss but call it another Nairaland History
Tianshie throw them some white clean towel
So they cud, wipe their mouth n' sweaty face
They talk alotta sh*t n' their mouths look too dirty
We got difference but I amend like some Nairaland sexy daddy
Call this a revolution of rappers New York n' Lagos
My skillz come through by the mass, spit when I’m not even sober
Menike the general call TIANSHIE a certified Senate speaker
Nowadays - Nigga fumble, fell and trip, they got nothing to say but all bullshit
But when me n' tianshie meet it's bout fall back or die
Cusz we own Niggas like slaves- we come through You get back on the slave ship
Call up Seun lets make Nairaland a means to save Nigeria n' not let it die
That's why I did this with Tianshie n' I'm feelin' calm,cool n' so collected
It's menike on the beat recognise or get stucked in the matrix |
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tianshie (m)
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Hello Nairaland hiphop heads,maybe it's time to bury tha hatchet and do some' productive.
Menike let's do this!!
Piss on tha beef like mad monks in tibet
shake hands over tanqueray smoke trees without no regrets
got so much game I could feed Ethiopia
this cornucopia of rhymes leave y'all niggas shook in this rap utopia
rock a piaget so my time is costly
if it ain't about tha cheddah mayne you cats better gets to walkin
grip tha mic like caesar grip tha sceptre
spit tha oracle at delphi while competition fast forward to spectre
spit more bars than Charlie's chocolate factory
stack tha plaques like tha grinch's teeth work your b*tch till her p*ssy split
we makin history like Ajunwa in atlanta
you best to copy this brovas and cease all banter
let's inspire!
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menike (m)
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TIANSHIEHello Nairaland hiphop heads,maybe it's time to bury tha hatchet and do some' productive.
Menike let's do this!!
Piss on tha beef like mad monks in tibet
shake hands over tanqueray smoke trees without no regrets
got so much game I could feed Ethiopia
this cornucopia of rhymes leave y'all niggas shook in this rap utopia
rock a piaget so my time is costly
if it ain't about tha cheddah mayne you cats better gets to walkin
grip tha mic like caesar grip tha sceptre
spit tha oracle at delphi while competition fast forward to spectre
spit more bars than Charlie's chocolate factory
stack tha plaques like tha grinch's teeth work your b*tch till her p*ssy split
we makin history like Ajunwa in atlanta
you best to copy this brovas and cease all banter
let's inspire!(MENIKE)
(Call me som' sexy ladies)Tianshie - Pass me the blunt n' roll out those touch light
Kings of Kings You know our future is bright
Call us executive Nairaland cyphers
I guarantee You ya bitch goin' think we the Pied Piper
Eat u for Breakfast- Been here as long as me, Yet Still a Fresh Fish
At 1month old the ladies nicknamed Tianshie n' I the world's fresh prince
So if another one of you idiots trying to spit liquid
Tha only liquid you spit is when your suckin six inches
Cusz Tianshie get hydrolics leaving You down six inches
And Menike got ya bit*ch taste my privates n' she tellin' You it goes in like liquid
Dammmn dawg our beefs squashed - So don't keep actin' stupid
We've won battle against enemies with ease, no need to put your money on tha table
Stay rappin online, maybe you'll get signed to a Seun's Nairaland label (Nairaland Records)
While we chillin' with ya bit*ch fu*ckin' her silly around ya dinning table
Be Easy
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tianshie (m)
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Paddy word up ma nikker sh*t is all good.
I'm iller than a drug addict wit asthma
bang sh*t like splashing faeces bustin from a black nylon like magma
u cats nod like agama I push bars like musclemen
lock it down like a treasure chest yes I shine like ruggedman
menike hold tha spot like a kingpin
we don't play- fcuk around wit we leave u dummies missin a ribcage
you're no man you cupcake your lines is p*ssy
I say u ain't got balls just a cheap ass floozie
this aint rap it's tha gospel
don't get it twisted I'm tha thirteenth disciple come hiphop apostle
I'm flyer than a petrel in storm
menike bust on these b*tches like 'em stud in porn
while I reload my gun.
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paddy_lo (m)
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@my peeps that know me4 real
layin in bed in ma philly crib,me and ma bitch we are snowed in
our legs locked together at the hips,she got a smile on her face like she ready to move in
but for me that shits a no-no,a no win situation that will likely do me in
cause your bois still a playa,i stay dirty and recycle more juggs in between than a dustbin
ma mind wanders to ma bois and the moves we made in abuja,lagos and auchi for real
always ballin,plus when we had beef wit them cults in ekpoma we move over to abuja and chill
we got connect wit them bucket bois and axe men in black,so i always gets warned like big poppa
who 4gets them awards nites in nicon,pool partys in abuja villas,niggaz am the automatic chick stoppa
uniabuja babes still scandalous,doing runs wit senators in the city,if u broke u can't compete
me ma game still marvelous,had popsies crib in the city,plus wit ma stroke them old fools can't compete
nearly broke ma poor mum heart,got chicks callin ma crib 24hrs so me and her used to bicker
she used to say "Paddy you gon die from either them girls or from u guzzlin the liquor"
now am a thousand of miles away,all we do is talk on the phone and i can't wait to see her
and the whole family,yea am a soon come back home to once again sample yo special dinner
to ma niggas in manchester{Abudu and Chuka},am a get this paper homies,just give me a minute
we gon be balling again in a few,just soon as we take this paper from phonies,am a see u in a minute
paddy still the same,got love for these dames but more for ma men and ma home from whence i came
Abudu remember doin big sallah in auchi?,am glad for all the time i came cause over here shit aint the same
homie its a struggle for me to maintain,the liquor and the dames might dull the pain
but just like u sometimes i want to jump on a plane and never come back again,
but we born hustlers,1stborn sons of our different clan so i recognize the game plan,
am a still roam the earth like cain,and collect all kinds of currency and paper even though am a naijafan
and the dames come as a token,yes u niggas can hate all u want but i still been wit a bitch from iceland
young black and rich in america,the heights of ma dreams and possibilities be elevated like the golan
so homie keep grinding till we don stacked enough foriegn bills that multiply into larger naija bills
then its back to eko,abuja and auchi to restart where we stopped,plus i don miss ma real naija girls
peacef*ckers
this 4 ma bois that graduated from university of abuja,and edo state university ekpomaaround 2003,and all ma peeps in naija that know paddy. . .
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paddy_lo (m)
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@tianshie
wassup ma ni* *ga. . .
i don buried the hatchet,for nowso its all good. . . .am a just keep on spitting neutral rhymes,depending on whateva topic in ma mindkeep it realcheers.
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gbade. x (m)
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now that's the spirit, Paddy_lo !!!!!!!!! |
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naijafan (m)
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sh*t's crazy in here. the meths and the loyalz?! wow! @gbade.x i'll be out of lagos this weekend. and might not be back in the next three or more week. kip sh*t cool. i'ma holla definitely as soon as i get back. @mr. tianshie hey, word up. *extends a hand*kind of nw cool wit you but ma diss track unfortunately is about to leave the studio  what's happening? |
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tianshie (m)
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@Paddy
That's tha way it's goin down player.Let's see where this leads.
@Naijafan
Post up tha diss track let's see what you sound like.
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gbade. x (m)
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@naijafan: aight thenlooking forward to the diss track.
@tianshie:
what it is, playa? Yo, you still up for that battle? This forum's been boring and spice things up a little'. . .
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tianshie (m)
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@Gbade
Exactly what I was thinkin.
Let's do it then playa
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gbade. x (m)
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aight theni'ma set up the thread and get this bitch pumping and jumping like hydraulics. . .
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tianshie (m)
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I'm chewin on my lyric pad now
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gbade. x (m)
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Lol, don't chew too hard.
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menike (m)
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Lol, don't chew too hard.
haha |
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Jduck13 (m)
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Yo Hustler u was killin it
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paddy_lo (m)
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(1)
when its all said and done,how u think u gon still be the number one?
in other to make sure we won,i paid the ultimate sacrifice like a chess pawn
let you into ma life like a step son,now u the bia. . . am trying to shun like jean
back in tha day i coulda sworn u were the one,now all i do is ignore u when u call
u had a skin shiny like it was bronze,met you in maddonnas* no think it was in Delirious* {Abuja university Joints}
yes twas 2 of u but you d one i chose,after that i think yo best friend was kind of jealous
err one we knew thought the end was close,yea we was the envy of all d ladies and fellas
i was a little bit younger back then i used to pose,didnt blive in love is what i said n i was serious
but then you came in and changed all that,i was caught unawares babe u best believe that
our first weekend in the city was all that,pizza in Nicon,cookin wit no pants on, just that
sweet ass of yours called u ma j.lo cause u had the right stat,body looking real tight wit no fat
d weeknd is over,we in abc terminal,guess i can call that the start,suddenly we are in love as we bout to part
next 2yrs we had the good times and bad,atimes we was happy and sometimes u made me mad
i admit i didnt know how to keep what i had,i over-reacted sometimes and treated u like i was yo dad
some of yo girls told u we was a fad,said i'll leave you once i graduate and moved on to jand
i was yo boi B,best i ever had,i lost u though. .guess u listened and began to shake me off like sand
fast forward to d present and yo love still haunts like mase,atimes i want to touch and tease u like case
sometimes i go out and ma heart be empty like outer space,u d reason i dismiss these ladies like a bad case
i do talk to u on d phone and babe am a tell it like it is,my hearts a dead star all i have's a black hole in its place
so now i lurk within night clubs and chill wit strippas 4 days,when i meet a decent chick the thrill is in the chase
i did ask u a question babe in line one,didnt just ask it for the heck or just for d fun
now that i have laid it out like a lawn,i guess u next in line to reply yes its gon be your turn
but remember you can't be on top of somethin when there is none. . .
if ma hearts dead like B.I.G and big pun,how u think u gon still be the number one?
(2)
when its all said and done,niggas how u think u gon be the number one?,
fools am still the don,play you minions like a pawn,
yes its ma turn to shine,your turn to whine,
homie do me a favor and tap that bitch wit the fat behind,
i'll show you how to make chicks melt like d arctic,
nigga u sit there frontin wit yo car keys,
while in 2hrs i be making her explode like an iraqi,
niggas be trying to evade or bypass me,
and ma crew like en-passant,
well since we speakin french how bout i eat u for breakfast like a croissant,
make u extinct like a datsun am a young tycoon,
making moves this side of the atlantic with the power of a typhoon,
never see me broke making paper is easy
see its all elememtary,
i always be on top like em missionaries,
fool go get yoself a dictionary
if u can't relate,this nigga style be stellar i don't imitate,
see i don't care if u still want to hate,
homie ma pussy be still galore like bond,
this nigga still got the allure ma word is bond,
i have fake niggas like u saying "he bang" like am william hung,
niggas aint no going back and forth with me this ain't no ping pong,
fools i am ill call me kim jung,paddy spit freestyle fire i don't sing songs,
release lyrical slugs that sink lungs. . . . . .
take a deep breadth,ma lines so perfect i should be renamed seth,
destroy u and yo{online}families like laced meth,
u niggas still barking like chained pets,
while am releasing lethal doses like trained vets,
u homies rhymes retarded. . "is u brain dead"?,
niggas be sounding like a cross between homer and butthead,
seems like nowadays street creds the new dreads,
niggas in love wit it like new weds,
guess thats why little homies be fabricating on this land like new plants,
well fools heres ma new stance,
u can choose to not rhyme N'sync and be faker than bass lance,
but am a still shake u fools up like its the new dance. . . . . . . .to be contd". . . . . .
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Christino (m)
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Guys, it's April already, when'z d next tourney!!! Wake up!!!!!!!!!
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hoodboi (m)
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yo menike what it do mein? it's all good people glad to see dere's no more battlin, ya'll should watchout for graffiti,we d bomb baby, sup dblock, sup paddy nice tits ya girls got
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Jduck13 (m)
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wassup I agree we need to battle menike good battle mayne Hoodloyalz gon win da next group tourney fa sure man we also need an individual rap battle
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menike (m)
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Guys, it's April already, when'z d next tourney!!! Wake up!!!!!!!!!
No battle but I think we need another "Greatest Rapper on Nairaland " n' not a Group stuff. I'll propose we have the Group Tourney toward the end of the Year to rap the entire year up. Greatest Rapper on Nairaland WINNERS: (Runs Btw April, May, June)Tianshie (Defending Champion) Greatest Group Rap Tourney WINNERS: (Runs Btw Sept,Oct, Nov)(Can't really remember who won the last one) someone help me out  Hope the group accepts the my apology. @Everyone That's my proposal y'all - That way if y'all really want consistent competition on Nairaland then y'all might consider these proposal Hope I get ya support cusz remember I resurrected this "Rap n' Freestyle sh*t" After Seun removed the 1st thread . Hot-angel, Jackal, Nike4luv, Niterider cud testify  |
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hoodboi (m)
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@ menike
yeah it's not a bad idea, but i think we should have at least three or two of each tourney erry year. nd more types of tourney's should be setup not only battlin ones
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menike (m)
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@xtiano
dude - the ball is y'alls court.
I n' Hood done our own suggestions
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Christino (m)
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@ Menike,
How? You guys know urselves, Toosyno is nowhere to be found, Tianshie is next. Get him on here and start something, the plan is nice, create a thread so peeps can start planning towards a competition/game. 2 1/2 weeks notice is more than enough.
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hoodboi (m)
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aite then so what it do peeps, how do we go bout this?
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