Best Of Jokes By Sam Milla

Are you sure you were not doing another thing on the computer, like playing games or watching xxxx movies ?
I mean something else could have glued you on the pc.
Studio does it all the time, not an offence

hey no offence,  that was just a joke, lol,

i dont get serious when on this section, 

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.

The manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them." the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have." explains the manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here." the manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows." complains the man
again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have." the manager replies. No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!"

The manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager. The manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the manager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have.

Now there is a question you do not get too often,   


A woman is at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a C**T?' She slams the door in disgust,  The next morning again she heard a knock at the door, it is the same man, and he asks the same question to the woman 'Do you have a C**T'. She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what was happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again'. The next morning they heard a knock at the door and both run for the door.   
The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice 'Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer YES to the question because I want to see where he is going with it and what is his intention.
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. Do you have C**T',  'YES' she said,  The man replies "Good!""" Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours'? Thank you!

Sorry didn't notice. I have stopped

its my name and i wrote it there.

if anyone touch it, nobody will like what i will do

sharap kerekere,  who dey fear who here,

clem is my cousins sister