Best Of Jokes By Sam Milla

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands
constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to
cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love
for the rest of their marriage.

while getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper,
"Honey, you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex
are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only
have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the
frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey,
just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is
too demanding of you." On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks
the note to the fridge door, hoping that her sex craved husband
will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it.

Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices
that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,
"Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.

I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of
listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the
letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page.

1. TUESDAY

2. THURSDAY

3. TODAY

4. TOMORROW

P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs.

 A father was reading a newspaper. He didn't want to be disturbed by his little girl, so he cut out a map of the world, tore it to pieces and gave it to her to assemble. After a while, she returned to him with the map all in perfect order, every piece in its place. The surprised father said, "Honey, you don't know anything about geography, so how did you do it?" The innocent girl replied, "The picture of Jesus is at the back of this map and I knew if I have Jesus in the right place, the whole world would be perfect."

A little boy wanted 1000 naira badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the 1000 naira. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, NIGERIA, they decided to send it to President OBASANJO.

The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a 500 naira bill.

President OBASANJO thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the 500 NAIRA and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,

Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through ASO ROCK ABUJA. and, as usual, those crooks deducted 5OO naira.=