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allonym
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a very good friend of mine was out driving last night with his girlfriend. The roads were relatively deviod of cars and other human traffic so they embarked upon an activity of immense pleasure for the guy. So, the guy gets into the drivers seat and pulls back the chair and adjusts the steering wheel to its maximum height. His girlfriend then proceeds to give him the blow job of his life.
So, do you think there is any danger (for the couple since the guy was driving)?
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sade (f)
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 I don't know what to say.
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goodguy (m)
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sounds like fun to me.. blow job huh?  |
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allonym
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ah, you people. I am concerned as to the safety of my pals!
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goodguy (m)
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are they still on the road? But seriously man, it's really dangerous. I'll advise they park the car and do whatever they want to do before they get back on the road.
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Scorpio (f)
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I concur still laughing |
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layi (m)
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How do u know, Demi? R u a guy.
But really Is there anything meaningful to discuss here? Lets save Seun some megabytes plz.
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WesleyanA (f)
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imo, if she's giving her a blow job, it's going to lead to something else ( sex because somepeople can't get stuff). so the driver will stop driving to concentrate fully well. he'll park the car incorectly because it was nighttime (obviously) and they really were too absorbed with what they were doing that they weren't paying enough attention to the parking space. while they're doing the business, another car will bump into theirs from behind by accident and this will lead the guy to ejaculate causing the girl to get pregnant instantly. she'll get kicked out of her house and live with the guy until they get married, give birth to their first son and live happily ever after! |
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layi (m)
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........................... and this will lead the guy to ejaculate causing the girl to get pregnant instantly. she'll get kicked out of her house and live with the guy until they get married, give birth to their first son and live happily ever after! Preganant in a blow job? Do u really know what a blowjob is wes? na wa 4 me o...Y i dey respond sef? |
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pharrod (m)
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I don't like that kind of blow job at all,they posed some dangers for the few road users at that time.And they are not relaxed ,why can't he park and hit her honey pot to their satisfaction
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WesleyanA (f)
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it's going to lead to something else. so the driver will stop driving to concentrate fully well.
you didn't read the whole story did you?  |
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layi (m)
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imo, if she's giving her a blow job, it's going to lead to something else. so the driver will stop driving to concentrate fully well. U only concentrate on what u already started. This means he'll concentrate on blow job. Just makes your point clearer.
Moreover u just added sex to your former post...na wa for you guys wey dey modify after beign attacked |
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WesleyanA (f)
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i had to add it because you didn't get "it leads to something else" means it leads to sex!!!!
mind you i'm not in Nigeria. it's only there you can guess someone didn't know the meaning of a nasty word. here everyone including 10 year olds know what a blow job is so don't act too smart on me.
how can you have sex while driving. well, you can while getting a blow job but while driving? see why i said he had to stop driving?
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layi (m)
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Seems my posts is biting u. Sorry. I said it jokingly because i thot u were also joking bout d pregnancy. I wont assume ur response anymore.
how can you have sex while driving. well, you can while getting a blow job but while driving? see why i said he had to stop driving?
U can stop while driving to concentrate on blow-job as it can get discomforting to go on while driving. It oral sex girl Seems u r the one acting too smart. ......there aint pride in knowin all the nasty words existing. I intended for it to be a joke but if its how u want it, bring it on...i'm here. |
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WesleyanA (f)
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well, i know now that you were joking.
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layi (m)
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well, i know now that you were joking.
and.... i don't know all the nasty word. not even half of it. i really don't want to know them
but asking me if i know what blow job or oral sex is is just stupid.
I take that as an insult and i demand an apology, wes. |
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WesleyanA (f)
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fine sorry.  . . |
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goodguy (m)
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imo, if she's giving her a blow job, it's going to lead to something else ( sex because somepeople can't get stuff). so the driver will stop driving to concentrate fully well. he'll park the car incorectly because it was nighttime (obviously) and they really were too absorbed with what they were doing that they weren't paying enough attention to the parking space. while they're doing the business, another car will bump into theirs from behind by accident and this will lead the guy to ejaculate causing the girl to get pregnant instantly. she'll get kicked out of her house and live with the guy until they get married, give birth to their first son and live happily ever after! This makes absolutely no sense to me!! please speak English.. |
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nike4luv (f)
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How do u know, Demi? R u a guy.
But really Is there anything meaningful to discuss here? Lets save Seun some megabytes plz.
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layi (m)
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fine sorry. . . Accepted, good girl.  |
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terry (m)
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BACK TO THE topic ,
BJ wow thats wats up
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allonym
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For those who said you cannot recieve a blow job while driving - they moved the drivers seat back and tilted the steering wheel up to give enough space for it to occur.
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Scorpio (f)
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It's not advisable irrespective of whether the seat was moved backward or not, an accident could occur.
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allonym
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Hmm, that makes sense - in the case of the man suddenly having to jam the brakes - he could cause his girlfriend to choke or worse, a reflex action could decapitate him.
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allonym
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i suppose some risks must be taken to achieve great pleasure
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Scorpio (f)
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Even when it's accompanied by the possibility of death  i don't like those types of pleasure |
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WesleyanA (f)
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it's a joke scorpio. calm down okay
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Scorpio (f)
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don't mind him jor, raising my BP for nuffin  |
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allonym
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it could be a matter of life and death. For the cold winters in this part of ny or across the border in canada, you may need a way to draw blood to the lower parts of your man's body to restart his circulation and save his lifeso it could be a life saver as well!
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