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dabby (f)
Golfing
« on: September 28, 2006, 07:18 PM »

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She said, "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow."

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his crotch. But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him, "How does that feel?"

To which he replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."


dupsie4u (f)
Re: Golfing
« #1 on: September 29, 2006, 02:20 AM »

Oops,cnt imagne hw embarassd she'ld be, 2mch ova sabi!!
yetimama (f)
Re: Golfing
« #2 on: September 29, 2006, 08:54 AM »

the hand needs massaging not the,  Grin Wink

nice one Grin Smiley Cheesy Grin
EmemJU (f)
Re: Golfing
« #3 on: September 29, 2006, 09:09 AM »

Hahaha. Imagine the look on her face. Naughty man, he should have said something.
yahoo! (m)
Re: Golfing
« #4 on: September 29, 2006, 12:42 PM »

So it was the hand that was hit afterall. Wise man.
Free (f)
Re: Golfing
« #5 on: September 29, 2006, 08:43 PM »

booooooooooo
Oracle (m)
Re: Golfing
« #6 on: September 29, 2006, 09:18 PM »

Thatz real Golfing,
I bet he enjoyed it


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popsonj (m)
Re: Golfing
« #7 on: September 30, 2006, 05:04 PM »

lol! Grin Grin  Crazy dude, got what he wanted
dabby (f)
Re: Golfing
« #8 on: October 03, 2006, 03:56 PM »

@ free
do you have a problem with the joke?
iice (f)
Re: Golfing
« #9 on: October 03, 2006, 04:59 PM »

Ahahahahahaha bet his mind was taken off his little finger for sometime Tongue
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