Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?

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brein
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #32 on: March 31, 2009, 02:27 PM »

@Poster et Topic.
It all varies from d perspective at which u're viewing the child birth thingy! Tongue  if u mean from the marriage school stuff and Yes it is a painful thing and not exegerated biblicaly.
But certainly not the most painful act. Shocked Shocked
tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #33 on: March 31, 2009, 08:32 PM »

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 01:43 AM
dont be scared honey, when the time comes just call me, i will come and hold ya hand and give you hot tea while you are at it Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy

Awwwwww . . . . . . how caring Grin
But are going to help me puch instead Cheesy Tongue
tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #34 on: March 31, 2009, 08:33 PM »

push
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #35 on: March 31, 2009, 09:49 PM »



Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 08:33 PM
push

LOL, i know that modify button needs to be back Angry Angry

Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 08:32 PM
Awwwwww . . . . . . how caring Grin
But are going to help me puch instead Cheesy Tongue

nah, you do the pushing, i do the catching Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

so you push, i catch the baby Grin Grin
tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #36 on: March 31, 2009, 09:51 PM »

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 09:49 PM

LOL, i know that modify button needs to be back Angry Angry

Its back . . . .Thank God Grin

Quote
nah, you do the pushing, i do the catching Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

so you push, i catch the baby Grin Grin

Ahhhhhhhhh . . . .mehn i was hoping u'd help push infact surrogate sef Cheesy Tongue
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #37 on: March 31, 2009, 09:54 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 09:51 PM
Its back . . . .Thank God Grin

Ahhhhhhhhh . . . .mehn i was hoping u'd help push infact surrogate sef Cheesy Tongue

yay! after being on vacation Cheesy Cheesy

nah, i will put you the movie home alone and give you epidural trust me, you wouldn't feel anything, then i will catch the baby Cool Cool
chamotex (m)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #38 on: March 31, 2009, 09:59 PM »

~Sissy~, have you had a baby before?
tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #39 on: March 31, 2009, 10:01 PM »

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 09:54 PM
yay! after being on vacation Cheesy Cheesy

nah, i will put you the movie home alone and give you epidural trust me, you wouldn't feel anything, then i will catch the baby Cool Cool

Thats another scary sh.it . . . . i hear it is a very long needle that is inject at the spinal cord?
I hate needles Angry Angry Angry Angry
spikedcylinder
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #40 on: March 31, 2009, 10:03 PM »

Quote from: C2H5OH on March 31, 2009, 04:17 AM
ow bad could it be? It's not like i haven't shitted before.

Really, its not a crime to shut up. Stop down playing labour pains here, its insulting and irritating. Undecided
spikedcylinder
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #41 on: March 31, 2009, 10:05 PM »

Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore! Angry Angry Angry
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #42 on: March 31, 2009, 10:05 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 10:01 PM
Thats another scary sh.it . . . . i hear it is a very long needle that is inject at the spinal cord?
I hate needles Angry Angry Angry Angry

i hate needles too, the sight of it creeps me out Cry

but then that at time and moment, baby you wouldn't even remember you never hated needles cox you just want the pain to stop and you will be willing to take anything. Grin Cheesy
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #43 on: March 31, 2009, 10:06 PM »

Quote from: spikedcylinder on March 31, 2009, 10:05 PM
Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore! Angry Angry Angry

LOL, kool down baby, you will definitely enjoy it, when the time comes Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
spikedcylinder
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #44 on: March 31, 2009, 10:08 PM »

 Angry Angry Angry Angry Undecided
chamotex (m)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #45 on: March 31, 2009, 10:09 PM »

Quote from: spikedcylinder on March 31, 2009, 10:05 PM
Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore! Angry Angry Angry

When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi?

I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy.
We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise.
tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #46 on: March 31, 2009, 10:09 PM »

Quote from: spikedcylinder on March 31, 2009, 10:05 PM
Tope and sissy, I'm literally shrieking here! Stop with the gore! Angry Angry Angry

Lol . . . . but its better to know what to expect na Grin Cheesy

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 10:05 PM
i hate needles too, the sight of it creeps me out Cry

but then that at time and moment, baby you wouldn't even remember you never hated needles cox you just want the pain to stop and you will be willing to take anything. Grin Cheesy

I guess but still mehnnnnnnnnnn . . . . .must eve eat that stupid fruit Angry
spikedcylinder
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #47 on: March 31, 2009, 10:16 PM »

Quote from: chamotex on March 31, 2009, 10:09 PM
When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi?

I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy.
We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise.

If I blow you! Angry
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #48 on: March 31, 2009, 10:18 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 10:09 PM
Lol . . . . but its better to know what to expect na Grin Cheesy

I guess but still mehnnnnnnnnnn . . . . .must eve eat that stupid fruit Angry

Lol  Grin Grin honey, blame adam. adam caused it Angry Angry Angry not eve

 
Quote from: chamotex on March 31, 2009, 10:09 PM
When you were busy doing the deed, you didn't think about the pain abi?

I've got to admit though, Childbirth is one of the reasons why I respect women a lot. It's not easy.
We just pump hard and deposit 'AKAMU', and walk away. I sincerely apologise.

 Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss, you are such a darling Cheesy Cheesy

Quote from: spikedcylinder on March 31, 2009, 10:08 PM
Angry Angry Angry Angry Undecided

loosen up oo Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin
chamotex (m)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #49 on: March 31, 2009, 10:21 PM »

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 10:18 PM
Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss, you are such a darling Cheesy Cheesy

Thanks .  . . . . . . . .  Have you had a baby??

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 10:18 PM
loosen up oo Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin Grin

Don't mind her . . . . she wants a kiss, that's why? Cheesy
Moyola (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #50 on: March 31, 2009, 10:22 PM »

Uhmn!! Childbirth?!
Itz different for every woman
Some give birth we ease tlkin phrum xperience! Cool
While some. . . Lips sealed chei!!
Sam Milla (m)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #51 on: March 31, 2009, 10:25 PM »

i guess men are not invited here.
Grin
tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #52 on: March 31, 2009, 10:29 PM »

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 10:18 PM
Lol  Grin Grin honey, blame adam. adam caused it Angry Angry Angry not eve


wasnt eve the one that made adam eat it Grin
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #53 on: March 31, 2009, 10:33 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 10:29 PM
wasnt eve the one that made adam eat it Grin

yea, eve eat the apple BECAUSE adam wasnt there Angry Angry

if the stupid adam was there with his wife, the devil wouldnt have tempted eve, you know two is better than ONE.

at least, adam would have conceive her not to eat it. so for this reason i blame adam Tongue Tongue
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #54 on: March 31, 2009, 10:34 PM »

Quote from: Sam Milla on March 31, 2009, 10:25 PM
i guess men are not invited here.
 Grin

men are welcome, cox na u guys cause am Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #55 on: March 31, 2009, 10:36 PM »

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 10:33 PM
yea, eve eat the apple BECAUSE adam wasnt there Angry Angry

if the stupid adam was there with his wife, the devil wouldnt have tempted eve, you know two is better than ONE.

at least, adam would have conceive her not to eat it. so for this reason i blame adam Tongue Tongue


Rofl. . . .wat a good xcuse
but God never really punished adam?? was he being sexist Grin Cheesy

God 4give me Cheesy

~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #56 on: March 31, 2009, 10:43 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 10:36 PM
Rofl. . . .wat a good xcuse
but God never really punished adam?? was he being sexist Grin Cheesy

God 4give me Cheesy



LOl Cheesy Cheesy

God only gave him the lighter punishment, telling him he will only suffer to put food on the table, while eve will have to carry som1 4 9 heavy months and die in pain Angry Angry

yea, i think he was being sexist. afterall, he told adam that the woman will be under him. shouldnt him have be given serious punishment for letting the man be home alone Angry Angry Angry Tongue
tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #57 on: March 31, 2009, 10:48 PM »

Quote from: ~Sissy~ on March 31, 2009, 10:43 PM
LOl Cheesy Cheesy

God only gave him the lighter punishment, telling him he will only suffer to put food on the table, while eve will have to carry som1 4 9 heavy months and die in pain Angry Angry
yea, i think he was being sexist. afterall, he told adam that the woman will be under him. shouldnt him have be given serious punishment for letting the man be home alone Angry Angry Angry Tongue

wat abt period pains Angry
menopause Angry
Thrush Angry

and many more we have to go thru Sad
wendyc
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #58 on: March 31, 2009, 10:51 PM »

Child birth is not as bad as most has called it. i'm pregnant with my fourth child! yes i said 4!. the first one was LORD HAVE MERCY, i was a few days past my due date and had to be induced, so i spent more time (2days) in the hospital b4 having d baby. with my second, it was like 15 hours, and my third- we barely made it- i had not started filling out paper work or anything b4 she came out. the trick to all this is easy, even though d pain will still be there becos d bible already told us that. pray about it, and then spend more time at home with loved ones if possible or friends around, by d time they start cracking u up with jokes or make u laugh, it will not be that bad. just make sure that the contractions are very close and then head to d hospital, by d time u get there, u r already fully dilated to 10cm. and ready to push. pain medicationis also good, if u do get ephidoral, u'll be like so this is it. it norms your body from neck down to your feet and u don't fell anything.
so don't be afraid, it's all worth it by d time u see your baby
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #59 on: March 31, 2009, 11:00 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 10:48 PM
wat abt period pains Angry
menopause Angry
Thrush Angry

and many more we have to go thru Sad


yes oo. God did a big partiality jor. all the pain in the world na we get am Sad Sad Angry Angry Sad Sad

period pain, and menopause  that one na hell sef
CyberG (m)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #60 on: March 31, 2009, 11:11 PM »


I think the ladies should also tell the guys how BEST to give support at this precious time. . . so the experience though painful is made sweet all the same. . . as much as possible!

Men should be made to know that besides pumping AKAMU, real work and support for the wifey and baby don arrive be that!  Grin Grin

tope2000 (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #61 on: March 31, 2009, 11:12 PM »

Quote from: CyberG on March 31, 2009, 11:11 PM
I think the ladies should also tell the guys how BEST to give support at this precious time. . . so the experience though painful is made sweet all the same. . . as much as possible!

Men should be made to know that besides pumping AKAMU, real work and support for the wifey and baby don arrive be that! Grin Grin



True talk  . . . . . sissy what do u think the men shud do to ease the pain? Grin
~Sissy~ (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #62 on: March 31, 2009, 11:24 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on March 31, 2009, 11:12 PM
True talk  . . . . . sissy what do u think the men shud do to ease the pain? Grin

many jare Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

no nagging from them men, we should be the one doing all the nagging in the house. Cool
i think they need to be there in the labor room, to see what the hell they did Angry
being a comforter when she needs it
support your pregnant wife by participating in a few more chores around the household
 pick up a good book on massage, since massage can be a bonding experience, as well as pain or tension relieving for the pregnant woman.
Never let your partner feel lonely or isolated cox sometimes pregnant women can sometimes feel that no body understands them. *hormonal changes*
Constantly remind her of how beautiful she looks and how excited you are about the arrival of the baby.
**osisi (f)
Re: Is Childbirth Really The Most Painful Thing Or Is It Exaggerated?
« #63 on: March 31, 2009, 11:26 PM »

Whoever came up with that medical crap of " a woman having no memory of childbirth pain" lied through their teeth Grin
and all you ladies talking about how the baby wiped away the pain lied. Lips sealed
I had my kids years ago and up till today I'm traumatized by the hell I went through from home to the maternity room and back Grin
where do I begin?
The labor pain was more than anything I had ever experienced.
Leilah captured it and I'll rephrase it

It felt like a  volcano was about to erupt in my pudendal region taking my buttocks with it

then after the birth,the afterpain Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
even shots of diamorphine couldn't relieve it
shall I talk of when when they discharge you with vaginal tears and episiotomies? Cry Cry Cry
that you're required to wash with Iodine solution after each pee pee Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
I spoke  Egbira and Kalabari
To waka sef na wahala
Pain plus 3 heavy duty pads in between your legs.

Thank God I'm done.

Childbirth is not like eating agege bread abeg. Grin
It's like a trip to the great beyond and back.



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