Farting In The Presence Of Your Lover

well i don't think it is rightt to fart where people are but if i'm with my Lover and i fart we gon end up laughin about it because it is someone u are close with except if yall ain't that close then yu might not dp that and Yes ladies fart we are just trying to be a "lady" and thats y we don't fart in public because its just wrong

@cyprianjr

its not courteous to fart in the public and even in private. it is better u excuse yourself away from that arena and go to a private place to ease your self. thats what i feel sha

really? well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_{lost for words}, bdw, OF COURSE LADIES FART. _{at least I do}

ps> _{I fart to Kill}

just make sure you have a getaway plan, if you have to fart in public.

1. release in small controlled 'packets'.
2. While releasing, make sure you are talking in loud tones, just in case.
3. do not be the first one to react.
4. make sure you are not the fattest person around (most likely to be seen as the culprit).

ps - if na 'beans' based fart, nothing dey work oh - if the smell no identify you, the flies wey dive ya trouser go expose you. 

says You

@lauryn
 That's some form of terrorism y'know?(suicide bombing)

  Got a NO SMOKING sign on your door?

i never fart in public. i know some people who see farting as akin to breathing n it simply makes me mad when they do it and continue the conversation like it's normal. i was taught to go somewhere private to fart.

and of course ladies fart like everyone else, just not in anyone's presence.

ps: avoid farting in air-conditioned areas. the smell doesnt go away!

if my girl luvs me , she'd even store up my fart in a spray cannister and use it on herbody

imagine that, u are joking, arent u?

Well no comment on this topic for a reason.

one of the things i enjoyed about my ex. we comfortably farted in the presence of each other like it was just normal breeze blowing. with your lover, there really should be nothing in it. if you both can look at each others nudity, then WTF is a mess?

Farting 

_{Shakes head!  na wah o!}

@Bolarge
better leave the ND Republic out of this before i order my men to kidnap carpenters in ibadan.

i fart comfotably before my fiance and if it smell i have to apologies but in the public HELL NO

i was once the only lady in the midst of about five guys and when one of them told a particularly funny joke, i laughed so hard i fart out loud and clear. very embarassing!!!

I do farting competition with my babe. When ever I fart, she would try to 'revenge' and vise versa. You know, in the initial stages, we were behaving ourselves. I go use style comot go offload and make sure say no traces dey follow. But now, the louder and longer, the more points you get

I cannot forget one morning she was in the bedroom and I was coming in and in the passage, I percieved something like rotten egg or dead rat or, heaven knows. I told her I suspected a dead animal or that milk spilled on the rug. Sincerely, I never thought she farted. I was busy searching for the cause; she even came out and was pretending to help out.

It was after a furtile search that she told me she was the culprit. I almost fainted; I had to lock her up in the toilet for some time.

So my people, girls fart in mean ways and, there is no harm in farting in his/her presence if you have gotten very familiar and natural with each other.

One love.