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hot-angel (f)
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| You don't Stop now. This is old pleasee. |
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WesleyanA (f)
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omg  it's fire and it's burning. omg i better stop this now hehe  |
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Greatpeter (m)
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As you stopped somebody just rekindled what you thought had died and the fire goes on.
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goodguy (m)
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The story starts again.....
I heard a tiny female voice call my name. I looked back and alas! it was.........
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WesleyanA (f)
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your mom, telling you to to to bed!.
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whiteshark (m)
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....but that in reality was my imagination. running amock again ..phew wetin man go do... I immidiately tried to free myself from this shackles called halucinations but alas, noway ... so I set out on a ......
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WesleyanA (f)
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journey to pull an all-nighter. i tried my best to succeed in this and even risked the possibility of throwing-up from drinking coffee (nasty). it didn't work and now i have to clean the mess and fall asleep less than 30 mins later. in my dream, i saw......
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goodguy (m)
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.....a beautiful young lady dressed in a skimpy dress. She walked up to me and asked if I cared for lunch. As at this time, I was already salivating, so I did not hesistate at all......
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layi (m)
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......we went to a restaurant nearby and i pulled out the chair (as a gentleman) for her to sit comfortably but alas .....
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goodguy (m)
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.....she farted....
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fabian (f)
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...........oh mi gosh! People were starting to stare in our direction, and she was looking at me as if i had done the deed.............
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goodguy (m)
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.....I felt so embarrassed. Imagine a beautiful sexy lady farting in a restaurant, and everyone thinking I was the one since no one expected she could do it. Gosh!, I didn't know what to do......
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Seun (m)
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until I looked up and saw the waiter coming at us, with a broad smile on his face
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bolasho (m)
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... he said gentle man and lady, its ok here because there has not been a room for farting but we just thought it would have been done in a polite manner, once again i felt........
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whiteshark (m)
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so embarassed and frustrated that I wished the floor would open up and swallow me and the yeye girl. I tried to say something but words would not come out of my open mouth. I felt hot, stupid and ashamed but then again I thought to myself, I be proper omo eko so no shaking and with this new fould gusto, I looked up at the waiter and said....
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WesleyanA (f)
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excuse-moi monsieur, j'ai soif. combien coute le jus d'orange? trente francs? c'est dommage!. tu peux prete-moi dix francs parce qui je oublier mon portefeuillle a chez moi et......
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layi (m)
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*wesley nawa o*
...just to confuse the waiter but he understood (to my surprise) and replied "Sir you can take mango juice instead"
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fabian (f)
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..............Anyway, he asked us if we had a reservation, to which she replied no, and he said we had to wait for there were no free tables............. I was so hungry, so i told her, 'lets go somewhere else'..............
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whiteshark (m)
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So we stood up, got out, into the Benz and drove to Mr. Biggs were I knew we would definitely get something to eat. On the drive there, I got thinking why did it have to be me experiencing all these sorts of embarrassments when in truth, I was just a nice guy… ehmm.. well no yawa. The journey took four and a half minutes and as we were getting out of the car, both cell phones goes off….....
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whiteshark (m)
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............... hello, Talon soro.... E mi ni, Bose... Bose tani... Haba brother, don't u remeber me again? Bose from the meat shop down your street in the estate, the one that........ hold on hold on I said, I have to answer a call... Hello?... Hello is this Mr......,,, yes  ?......I am Officer...... I am the divisional crime officer for Bode Thomas police station and I am calling in respect to your son Tolu. He has just been pick up from an indian hemp joint in Surulere and we will need you to came down to identify him and bail him out of here. You need to come now because we close @ 4 and after then, the boy will have to sleep here until monday ohh.........When you are coming you know what to bring along. Oga please don't waste our time.......... Cheee!!! Yeekpa !!!... This boy will kill me. I quickly................ |
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holy (f)
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Yes a very big mistake Indeed!!!!she went out with her boss on business trip?could someone tell me what is really going on?  |
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hot-angel (f)
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haha Holy, this is only a game.. not a real story.
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goodguy (m)
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* Don't spoil the game nowwww. Someone please continue....  * |
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hot-angel (f)
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Pssh.. like i care?
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goodguy (m)
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sshh!! ........dashed out to the police station only to find out it wasn't my son that wasn't arrested. The boy who was caught had randomly formed a GSM number and gave it to them hoping the owner of the phone will come to his rescue. Gosh! I felt like slapping the boy! He spoilt my day with the fine chick. But then, I overlooked it since he even rescued me from the embarrassing acts of the girl (farting in public)......
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hot-angel (f)
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Ewwwwwww...
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adesodgi (m)
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.......so i decided to know the boy better,he might be having a cute sister who knows...as i drove I'm in ma car,you wont beleive it he.......
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WesleyanA (f)
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... was standing on the highway waiting for me to hit him so he could sue me and make easy cash. i laughed out loud as i drove even faster thinking in my mind that he wouldn't live or even walk with any legs to his lawyer. what an idiot then i remembered God and the commandment "do not kill" and decided to stop my car...
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hot-angel (f)
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and i said to myself... damn the bible, i m killing him. |
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adesodgi (m)
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Killing him? I thot again for the second time,so i got out of the car.......
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hot-angel (f)
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And i told him, let's make a deal.... You give me your hot sister and i'll leave you alive. he was shocked and he said......
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