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Dime (f)
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whew! it's hot.
Suddenly the phone rings and interupted their love making
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anusule (m)
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Oh darling forget the phone, continue, oh oh oh God, oh more more.
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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-------he continued to kiss her and the phone entered voicemail  They didn't care anyways. he gently lifted her off her feet and dropped her on the couch while still kissing her and saying sweet nothings into her ear. He travelled south, unbottoning her blouse and--------- |
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Smashing! (f)
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, and the voicemail was recording, but they were oblivious to it. He kept on whispering sweet nothings, she kept sighing, and they went on,
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@desodgi (m)
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Then daddy walked in,and the film ended.
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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you are one hell of a funny dude.  why do you want to spoil the whole thing? post not accepted  @topic . . .and as they went on, it got very heated and rough. at a point, he was saying "To who does it belong to" and thrusting in rythm, while she was saying "na me na me na me" in response. then. . . |
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chiogo (f)
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OMG.lmao. na wa ohhhhhhhhhhhh
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@desodgi (m)
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then suddenly she farted pooooh!
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osasp (m)
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LMAO, nd it was really loud nd she let out another one, this time, it sounded like a machine gun, tututututututututu, tut
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r_o_b_b_y (m)
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this aint funny any longer  |
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9ja4eva (m)
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Grin your teeth den
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donjohano (m)
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Donjohano re-entered the thread and realised that if he were to make any meaningful contribution to this epic narrative, he would have to start from the very beginning. He groaned in sheer agony at the thought and decided to kill off all of the characters, one by one.
And this how he went about it,
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9ja4eva (m)
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Regretting he didnt make any contribution
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osasp (m)
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still regretting it, slapping himself
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moondust (m)
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picks up the script and dumps it in the paper shredder
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donjohano (m)
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regretting he didn't think of that
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donjohano (m)
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and then Alfred Hitchcock shouted "Cut!"
donjohano: Al, this isn't a movie.
Hitchcock: Well, it should be, all this inconsequential dialogue going absolutely nowhere.
donjhano: Sorry Al, it's a blog story.
Hitchcock: What's that?
donjohano: It's a long story. Literally.
Hitchcock: The more I learn, the less I understand.
donjohano: Look, we're holding up the plot here.
Hitchcock: Ahah! Then it is a movie! Where's my blonde?
donjohano: eh?
Hitchcock: I always have a blonde in my films - Kim Novak in Vertigo, Grace Kelly in To Catch A Thief and Dial M For Murder, Janet Leigh in Psycho.
donjohano: We're Nigerians, Hitch. No blondes here.
Hitchcock: You're African?
donjohano: yes.
Hitchcock: All of you?
donjohano: yes.
Hitchcock: Well, that doesn't matter. We can have a black blonde. What about that singer, Bouncy?
donjohano: You mean Beyonce? She'll cost a lot of money.
Hitchcock: Doesn't matter. This is Hollywood!
donjohano: Actually, it's more like Nollywood.
Hitchcock: eh?
donjohano: It's a long story.
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9ja4eva (m)
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Very long but has to be told
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osasp (m)
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just when i was startin to enjoy that
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@desodgi (m)
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daddy walked in
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Omo Eko (f)
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and asked me what was i up too
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@desodgi (m)
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and i replied "he was only trying to help scratch my back" but daddy didn't accept the answer and told the boy to get out of his house. .
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osasp (m)
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and daddy said, you this girl, you will not put me in trouble
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Omo Eko (f)
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when u get big bell your eyes go open then
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@desodgi (m)
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but she said "daddy he uses condom now,how can i get big belly.Daddy am not a small gurl enymoreoooo"
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osasp (m)
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then daddy sed how am i sure u are not pregnant sef, wheres everybody?
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moondust (m)
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they're sleeping inside.
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Omo Eko (f)
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the dady started yelling on top of his voice calling calling everyone out
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omogenaija (f)
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and i got scared so i left with my boyfriend and never came back home again,
THE END
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osasp (m)
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watch out 4 part 2, 4 edidi lane idumota lagos,1/3 pound road aba,lmfao
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omogenaija (f)
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lol , part 1 didnt make sense and ur already working on part 2 , typical naija
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