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dejahvu (m)
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a stranger by name dejahvu was passing by in his car jamming booty cal.he stopped and open the door of his car then,
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dejahvu (m)
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after being smacked he falls down i die coincedentally the police were passing they stopped ,
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bioye (m)
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After an excrutiatingly detailed investigation by the most reliable Nigerian Police, the dangerous killer was found to be the notorious Naja Haje of Nairaland Fame!
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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but alas, . . . . . upon spiritual investigation, it was found that bioye was the charming instigator. He was able to manipulate NaJa HaJe by the 3 hairs he plucked from her eyebrows.
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bioye (m)
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Forensic scientists however disagreed with the spiritualists insisting that the 3 hairs (which were rescued from between the teeth of yours truly) were indeed former inhabitants of you know who's love triangle!
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Naija*gal (f)
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they couldn't handle it though,so they recommended a pastor to help matters
his name was REVEREND KING!
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brownsilk (f)
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when rev king came, he requested that his wife and daughters be brought to him, which he shaved their pubics and locked into a room, using the pubics to bathe the man,  |
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Naija*gal (f)
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so the hairy monster was told to fast for 40 days and 40 nights,
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brownsilk (f)
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while fasting for 40 days and 40 nights, the rev king came up to him in the dream and flogged the living daylight out of him, when he woke up that morning, he saw marks all over his body,
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Naija*gal (f)
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then he commited suicide! end of story.
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expressor (m)
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i wish that was the end of the story, but unfortunately he was reported to have been seen by one of his former neighbours somewhere in lagos. It is very likely that he re-incarnated.
In the light of this discovery, obj was sent to confirm the discovery. On getting to lagos ,
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bioye (m)
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OBJ heard the sad news that Okosuns had passed away, that Sam Needle had passed away, that Pa Rhodes had passed away, that Folawiyo had passed away, and that infact Lamidi Adedibu the man that will never die had kicked the bucket too. So, staring in utter disbelief,
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