Memoirs: Bachelorhood Is Short

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puskin

Memoirs: Bachelorhood Is Short

« on: March 31, 2009, 11:09 PM »

Guys ñ gals, lets not get it twìsted now. Sex is fun-gasmic, awe-gasmic, wonder-gasmic etc. I sit dwn 2ponder how many gals iv made-out with within d last 6mnths.
Angela, priye, kachi, jennifer, tracy, joy1, joy2, gift, amaka, tami, dinma, tìna, chìoma, rita, rachael, amara, benita, cha-cha, phew. And d list goes on. Some of them, a simple hello is all d catalyst they nid 4 them 2start hitting on U.

Let me show u my world, the SEARCH, the CHASE, then ENTER D PLACE.

4.52pm: 31-03
Im stuck @oil mill(traffic jam). Lookin around, i c beauties evrywhere(:-owow). Using my fav. pickup line: hellooo, nervousness is written all-over your face ñ no taxi 4 a biutiful gal like U. I wudn't mind givin u a lift 2smwhr more convenient. With my armana(a.c) blowin @full force, no chance 4 NO, she enters.
On d way, we talk ñ xchange contacts. Her name, Sandra, currently serving. I drop her off @waterlines. C d look on her face saying ''wìsh I cud b in here much longer''. She's grateful, promising 2gv her a cal soon. I continue on my way home.
:-):-):-)

~Sissy~ (f)

Re: Memoirs: Bachelorhood Is Short

« #1 on: March 31, 2009, 11:58 PM »

shouldnt this be your personal journal Undecided

bluespice (f)

Re: Memoirs: Bachelorhood Is Short

« #2 on: April 01, 2009, 02:03 AM »

or holyeye's topic

puskin

Memoirs: Bachelorhood is Short

« #3 on: April 01, 2009, 09:48 PM »

9.46am: 01-04
Fool's day. So they say. Look'd @ma fone. I c tracy's mìss'd cal. I hesitate b4 returning her cal. ''hellooo, she frettìn ñ callin me names, iv 4gotten her abi, iv gotten wat i wnt''. I reply, thank u very much, bye-bye. Another date gone sour. Datìng is a 2way str. U gv wat u hv 2get wat u wnt. Guys gv dough, gals gv p***y.
12:33pm
Now its Linda. 1 of my few gals who actually cal instead of waiting 4my cal. Her papa hold pepper die. I pick her cal ñ she's happy 2hear my voice. ''uv desert'd me''. I quickly deny it saying ''iv not bin in town 4sumtime, but nw i back, u can cum over 2my house 4d weekend 4sum bumping ñ grindin''. I hope she says no, cos im lookin forward 2 xploring new frontiers.
4:30pm
@oil mill junc. dis place is fast b-coming notorious. Again lookin 4 sum1 2 blow ma mind away. Unfortunately, traffic ìs moving. D few i manage 2talk 2 r bullshittin me. U can't hv your way all d time. Im home ñ ìm
tinkin, ''i nid 2get laid''. I cal up rachael afta about 7wks(alwayz ready 2listen 2 wat i hv 2say). We agree 2hang out. We go home 2geda dat nite ñ as u can guess, we, made swt luv.
Hmmmm, til 2moro, i sign out.

puskin

Re:Memoirs: Bachelorhood is Short

« #4 on: April 03, 2009, 06:21 AM »

12noon 02-04
Hectic day. Just pondering over wch chìc 2cal 2lighten my mood. Can't think of any. My mind is not on babes rites.
3.46pm
So many miss'd cals 4rm chics, im thìnking flashers. Though 2 stood out because of d no. of miss'd cals(6 a-piece). Funmi ñ Dinma. I cal up d latter because she's prettier ñ livelier. She's happy i return'd her cal. ''R u free dis evening?'' She says ''YES'' wìthout hesitation.
4.32pm
Ada calls. She wants 2cum ñ spend d nite wit me.(free p***y). I tel her, ''let me get home 1st, then i'll cal u''. I hv no intention of callin her back. My mind is fixed on Dinma.
6.56pm
I get home. Im 2tired 2go ñ pick Dinma. I cal her, askin her nicely 2pls cum 2ma place. She accepts.
8.24pm
She gets here and d rest of d nite is splendid. Grin

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