Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet

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Jakumo (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #192 on: April 12, 2009, 06:27 AM »

Quote from: dayokanu on April 12, 2009, 02:49 AM
Pastor Eunuch still in the news for his thieving acts? Blocking traffic every month?

Yup.   He sure as hell still is Nigeria's most prolific and deadly highwayman, with no end to his monthly torment in sight, and that, in a nutshell is the sad story of Nigeria.     
dayokanu (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #193 on: April 12, 2009, 06:49 AM »

Everyone in Lagos, Ogun, and Oyo state dread traveling on first fridays of the month. One man holding all motorists to ransom.  Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh

I used to stay in office till 11pm on such fridays cos the whole 3rd mainland would be blocked cos Eunuch is having his monthly hypnotism session
Jakumo (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #194 on: April 12, 2009, 06:57 AM »

Ha ha ha.  Praise the Lord, for He loves you, though not as much as He loves all those who DIED in vehicular accidents and armed highway robberies directly facilitated by Pastor Eunuch's traffic jams, thereby becoming eligible to occupy a place on the right side of God in heaven, an exalted status which of course is and has been my own abiding goal in life.


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banom (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #195 on: April 14, 2009, 06:13 PM »

Quote from: Jakumo on April 12, 2009, 06:57 AM
Ha ha ha.  Praise the Lord, for He loves you, though not as much as He loves all those who DIED in vehicular accidents and armed highway robberies directly facilitated by Pastor Eunuch's traffic jams, thereby becoming eligible to occupy a place on the right side of God in heaven, an exalted status which of course is and has been my own abiding goal in life.

@ Jakumo,

You are the funniest person i have ever met in my life time,
emdegraced
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #196 on: April 19, 2009, 10:19 PM »

Please wake up from your slumber
It still beats me that many who profess to believe in God and pray to him for miracles and blessings will turn back and condemn healings and divine upliftment. Truly men has not changed; when Mary broke the Albester box of precious ointment on Jesus, Judas asked what meanth this waste. If the man of God to whom notable miracles have been attributed to by the very same people who now condemn him and could not understand why he needs some kind of improved means of transportation. Please wake up to the reality that God uplifts and He chooses when and on whom. I dear say the poor you will always have with you but for this man the work for which He is called to do must prosper weather you like it or not. the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I do not understand when people will wake up to the fact that the church in Nigeria has grown from church rat to people of influence. If you're thinking of changing profession ,  do quickly there is so much room at the top. that's the gospel quite different from what you had always known, yes it's called the good news. you've not seen anything yet for He is coming for a glorious church with wrinkles and spot. through prosperity my city will spread abroad. we should stop apologising, if he bought or it was given to him and so what? wake up from your slumber for the knowledge of men will fail them but for the righteous they shall shine as stars for ever,
emdegraced
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #197 on: April 19, 2009, 10:27 PM »

Please wake up from your slumber
It still beats me that many who profess to believe in God and pray to him for miracles and blessings will turn back and condemn healings and divine upliftment. Truly men has not changed; when Mary broke the Albester box of precious ointment on Jesus, Judas asked what meanth this waste. If the man of God to whom notable miracles have been attributed to by the very same people who now condemn him and could not understand why he needs some kind of improved means of transportation. Please wake up to the reality that God uplifts and He chooses when and on whom. I dear say the poor you will always have with you but for this man the work for which He is called to do must prosper weather you like it or not. the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I do not understand when people will wake up to the fact that the church in Nigeria has grown from church rat to people of influence. If you're thinking of changing profession ,  do quickly there is so much room at the top. that's the gospel quite different from what you had always known, yes it's called the good news. you've not seen anything yet for He is coming for a glorious church with wrinkles and spot. through prosperity my city will spread abroad. we should stop apologising, if he bought or it was given to him and so what? wake up from your slumber for the knowledge of men will fail them but for the righteous they shall shine as stars for ever,
ikeyman00 (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #198 on: April 19, 2009, 10:29 PM »

^^^^^^ @@@ post

 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

i think madam terresa needed to wake from the grave to clearifies things for yall

the so called man of god illegal congest the express way for innocest people going on their buzness, if hes realy concered he should have fund some kinda undersubway so driveby without any obstacle

well sure there are lot man of god can do with the money in nigeria so that the childern of god will be proud of him even the moslem bros

nigerian pastors!!! hmmm shakin my head, the ones in uk inclusive hmm ashimolo and co eyaaa ooo god want u rich

rubbish!!
emdegraced
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #199 on: April 19, 2009, 10:30 PM »

Please wake up from your slumber
It still beats me that many who profess to believe in God and pray to him for miracles and blessings will turn back and condemn healings and divine upliftment. Truly men has not changed; when Mary broke the Albester box of precious ointment on Jesus, Judas asked what meanth this waste. If the man of God to whom notable miracles have been attributed to by the very same people who now condemn him and could not understand why he needs some kind of improved means of transportation. Please wake up to the reality that God uplifts and He chooses when and on whom. I dear say the poor you will always have with you but for this man the work for which He is called to do must prosper weather you like it or not. the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I do not understand when people will wake up to the fact that the church in Nigeria has grown from church rat to people of influence. If you're thinking of changing profession ,  do quickly there is so much room at the top. that's the gospel quite different from what you had always known, yes it's called the good news. you've not seen anything yet for He is coming for a glorious church with wrinkles and spot. through prosperity my city will spread abroad. we should stop apologising, if he bought or it was given to him and so what? wake up from your slumber for the knowledge of men will fail them but for the righteous they shall shine as stars for ever,
dayokanu (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #200 on: April 19, 2009, 11:55 PM »

Ikeyman,

You funny oh , You think Eunuch Adejale cares abut stuffs like that? As long as his pocket swells and he can fulfill his childhood fantasy
ikeyman00 (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #201 on: April 20, 2009, 12:29 AM »

dayo

me don tired; sad when u see your fellow blkman sayin we are cursed!

what is wrong with these people
ikeyman00 (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #202 on: April 20, 2009, 12:32 AM »

dayo

me don tired; sad when u see your fellow blkman sayin we are cursed!

what is wrong with these people
Duroti
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #203 on: April 24, 2009, 09:44 AM »

we should however be careful in our utterances concerning true men of GOD Lips sealed
GraceSey
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #204 on: July 22, 2009, 11:46 AM »

May the Lord have mercy on you who look at your neighbours low. my spirit prays for you all, that you may obtain the mercy of the Lord Almighty.
No eye have seen, no ear have heard,no man can know what the Lord have in store.
God bless you all, whoever you are JESUS loves you.
Jakumo (m)
Re: Thisday Corrects Self On "Pastor Adeboye's" Jet
« #205 on: July 22, 2009, 12:13 PM »

Phuck you very much for your worthless prayers of condemnation, Grace.   We are totally convinced that Jesus has emailed a list of all those he loves DIRECTLY to you, since you are his personal assistant,  duly authorized to pontificate on these matters.
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