Only In The Movies - Share Yours Here.

 Lets hear your " Only in the Movies" bit,

Mine is,

Only in the movies will you be able to shoot without running out of ammo, and only in the movies will someone run away from a car and run in the middle of the road until he finally gets run over

Only in the movies can Chuck Norris do EVERYTHING perfect kill ANYONE he wants to without messing up his hair, beat up someone with his beard

Only in the movies will a woman wake up in the morning with perfect hair and make-up

Only in the movies will a man make love wearing boxers/briefs that do not need 'readjusting back over his ***' when he rolls off her.

Only in the movies will all prostitutes look like supermodels

Only in the movies can Police cars keep up with Ferraris and Lambo's

only in the movies  you defuse the bomb 1 sec before explosion

only in the movies a passenger can land the plane when both pilots die.

A guy will walk into a pub, order a beer, talk to the barman and leave without drinking the beer

A punch in the face has a funny sound---like  Ka-deesh

Only in the movies can 007 sleep with THAT many women and get NO diseases


Lets hear yours