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dyabman (m)
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what apology miss worm?
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Gabry (f)
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The apology is that u diss me all the time and even right now u dissin me callin me a worm!!!  |
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IFELEKE (m)
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what apology miss worm?
Seek Caution citizen dyabman! How dare you call someone a worm in my honourable court without my express/implicit permission? You have been summoned to answer the charge below: I tried to ignore dyabman and in fact I did not bash him up the few days but him, everytime he sees me, he would bash me up like hell! I would want him to apologize to me right now! Please proceed to state your defence. citizen Gabry, you are advised to remain silent until you are called upon for a rebuttal. and rite now i can eat a live human bein in 10secs
i have jst lyke 30mins left 2 break it and i tink i wud
eat ifeleke
Be warned citizen, your fantasies can land you in Jail! |
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platinumnk (f)
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190 ure mad o
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Gabry (f)
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Hello Gabry.
Hello, How far? 
citizen Gabry, you are advised to remain silent until you are called upon for a rebuttal.
Be warned citizen, your fantasies can land you in Jail!
I shall remain silent your excellency but may I just ask you what fantasies are you talking about which could land me in jail     |
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IFELEKE (m)
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Not you citizen Gabry, that was meant for citizen 190. |
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Gabry (f)
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ok thank you jare. Your excellency, may I suggest that that imbecile Dyabman should not be summon and jailed but he should also be my house maid in my house for 55 years?! |
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IFELEKE (m)
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ok thank you jare. Your excellency, may I suggest that that imbecile Dyabman should not be summon and jailed but he should also be my house maid in my house for 55 years?! Watch It Citizen! you don't pre-empt a Judge I will deliver judgement based on your submissions and be rest assured that it will be fair to the aggrieved. I will not rule a fellow citizen into slavery for 55years but if you want him as a companion,I'll use my oversight function to fix that  |
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lalaboi (m)
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o hmhmhm . . .let me see. . . .Na2day. . .wetin i do u? |
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lalaboi (m)
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yeh wetin i do!. . .**Finding shakabula**. . . .wetin??
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na2day? (m)
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yeh wetin i do!. . .**Finding shakabula**. . . .wetin??
u will soon find out ***looking 4 my bow and arrow plus the jazz baba seun gave me*** |
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lalaboi (m)
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**Throws shaka bula away*** . . . .getting ready to fight with Tai chi!! . . . .What ya say na/ ? na2day. . .u wasting time! ah
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Gabry (f)
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Watch It Citizen! you don't pre-empt a Judge I will deliver judgement based on your submissions and be rest assured that it will be fair to the aggrieved. I will not rule a fellow citizen into slavery for 55years but if you want him as a companion,I'll use my oversight function to fix that Your excellency. . . I beg thee to not make me sound like a cheap fugly Ho. I want him as my maid and not slave or companion. If I were to choose a companion, I would choose someone with more decency than this maggot! |
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190 (m)
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@plat how are ya i wud cal u soon 1 of these days bin tinkin abt u alot these days! why u say im mad, lol @topic im tru wit my fastin,and ate 2 people alive in between if u doubt this wher is oxone and y_me they are gone deep down in my belle,  y_me was more tasty! |
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IFELEKE (m)
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Your excellency. . . I beg thee to not make me sound like a cheap fugly Ho. I want him as my maid and not slave or companion. If I were to choose a companion, I would choose someone with more decency than this maggot! Citizen, You won't be a cheap thing by asking for that which you seek BUT I will never rule another citizen to 55 years slavery unless he willingly affirms it. Your case is still on. yeye judge, why una never summon mukina ? citizen na2day? I can see you clearly woke up from thr wrong side of the bed today. . . I will summon citizen mukina as soon as you provide amply evidence to back your claim up. @topic im tru wit my fastin,and ate 2 people alive in between if u doubt this wher is oxone and y_me they are gone deep down in my belle, y_me was more tasty! citizen 190, Have you been eating cockroaches? |
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mayrho (m)
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yeepa Gabry afta all my iya charlie u still dey pursue all this small pikin ok we go yan wia we dey yan u av a lot of explaining 2 do |
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lalaboi (m)
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**gets the koboko from Na2day** chops it into 2 pieces. . . .*** Gives him a bicycle kick!** Upper cut** Fatality with a punch-kick combo** The end!! end of dispute!  |
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Gabry (f)
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Citizen,
You won't be a cheap thing by asking for that which you seek BUT I will never rule another citizen to 55 years slavery unless he willingly affirms it.
Ok how about 40 years?  yeepa Gabry afta all my iya charlie u still dey pursue all this small pikin ok we go yan wia we dey yan u av a lot of explaining 2 do Huh Wetin I do. I was just bored naaa. . . Ok, wetin u want me to explain to u sef? |
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na2day? (m)
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**gets the koboko from Na2day** chops it into 2 pieces. . . .*** Gives him a bicycle kick!** Upper cut** Fatality with a punch-kick combo** The end!! end of dispute! gives him yoga fire, hundred hand slap, use the judges chair and break it on his head then end it with a fiery shoryuken  church close |
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mayrho (m)
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Huh Wetin I do. I was just bored naaa. . . Ok, wetin u want me to explain to u sef? You just went under the radar and showed up in Romance section no be soo we talk am |
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IFELEKE (m)
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I see. . . **gets the koboko from Na2day** chops it into 2 pieces. . . .*** Gives him a bicycle kick!** Upper cut** Fatality with a punch-kick combo** The end!! end of dispute! Now both of you have two options: either you settle this dispute in court devoid of fightings or you both get out of my court! all these comin 4rm a Judge Yes and am going to lock you up if you forment trouble in my court again Ok how about 40 years? Still No citizen. BTW, where is oxone and plat. . .na2day? where is your wife? |
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na2day? (m)
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Now both of you have two options: either you settle this dispute in court devoid of fightings or you both get out of my court! we take option 3, settle it in court with fighting since u r always late in coming |
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IFELEKE (m)
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My option 3 is getting both of you tried for contempt and promptly locking you up! you are a senior member of this romantic republic and it behoves on you to keep sanity/order all times Not Break It!. |
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na2day? (m)
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My option 3 is getting both of you tried for contempt and promptly locking you up!
you are a senior member of this romantic republic and it behoves on you to keep sanity/order all times Not Break It!.
plz do, i am tired of paying rent. by the way my wife is bed resting, her being pregnant is no easy task for me  |
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Gabry (f)
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You just went under the radar and showed up in Romance section no be soo we talk am
I always drop by Romance, Sexuality, Dating and Meet Up, nairaland, General Section, Sometimes Jokes, Sometime Education, Sometimes Culture, Sometimes Family, Somtimes Politics, Forum Games, Rap Battles naaa. U not aware? IFELEKE, Im tired ooo. . . I stil dont get any solution to this. . . . I will make dyabman my slave maself! |
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IFELEKE (m)
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and instead of you to concentrate on taking care of the pregnancy you come here fighting in my court! I won't jail you for the sake of your wife BUT I will place you on house arrest! you can't evade rent especially now that you have a pregnant wife. IFELEKE, Im tired ooo. . . I stil dont get any solution to this. . . . I will make dyabman my slave maself! Seek Caution citizen! The Law will bite you if you take it into your hands. . .companion:Yes slave:No |
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