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platinumnk (f)
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sorry i was late, oxone and i are mourning MJ  do u have any summons i should issue sire? |
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Gabry (f)
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Seek Caution citizen!
The Law will bite you if you take it into your hands. . .companion:Yes slave:No
Why do you keep proposing me to be the companion of this Abalone Slug? I dont like him and infact, looking at him would make me suffer from depression, anxiety, SARS, Siffilis, AIDS, hypertension and even Cholesterol Malfunction!!!!!  Now I would like to launch a complain towards both Joseph6 and dyabman. Both are retarded imbeciles born from a goats anus! |
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190 (m)
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@plat
wotsup
my watched the memo
of m.j on CNN live wit my loving peeps
i was touched 2 d hart
lets chat i ve sometin intrestin 2 share!
@ifeleke
lock me lock me
do your worst
i wont beg,
im not afraid of u
it is people like u that causes strikes in this country
hikes fuel amounts and pocket billions of naira 2 your private account
lock me,i am not scared, i must tell u d truth
ure no worse dan abacha obasanjo himself
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dyabman (m)
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Sorry guys , Hope i'm not too late for my hearings, what have i done actually?  , |
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sexybabes (f)
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Sorry guys , Hope i'm not too late for my hearings, what have i done actually? , 2 late, u alredi bn crucified. Lol!!! |
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IFELEKE (m)
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easy on those words citizen! by the way,I will strike your case out if you curse anyone in my court again Your case is still on and citizen dyabman is here to present his defence. you can properly state the case again while we await dyabman's submissions. Sorry guys , Hope i'm not too late for my hearings, what have i done actually? , You are late and should be fined! But am exercising my perogative of mercy on your case so you are pardoned for the last time. Prepare your defence/submissions on the case of Gabry versus dyabman with immediate effect.
@ifeleke
lock me lock me
do your worst
i wont beg,
im not afraid of u
it is people like u that causes strikes in this country
hikes fuel amounts and pocket billions of naira 2 your private account
lock me,i am not scared, i must tell u d truth
ure no worse dan abacha obasanjo himself
I hereby order you to be placed on house arrest indefinately, you are not to be released unless you show sign of normalcy. clerk plat, get the sergeant in court and see to it that citizen 190 is escorted home and properly kept inside, he is obviously suffering from chronic fatigue. you are also required to issue a summon to citizen joseph6 he has a case in court with citizen Gabry. You asked for it citizen and so shall it. |
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platinumnk (f)
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you are also required to issue a summon to citizen joseph6 he has a case in court with citizen Gabry.
aye aye captain  |
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Gabry (f)
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Dyabman:1) Every single time he meets me, he has nothing else better to say that to mock me 2) Copying my picture and posting it here and calling me the ugly thing. He did that to Acidrop as well 3) When I am nice to him, he still continue insulting me 4) Calling me a Molerat since my momma told me I look more finer than a molerat! 5) His attitude is intolerable cause it made me got hypertension! And also I would like to complain about Joseph61) Still calling me a devil worshipper 2) Almost all his post is about bitch 3) Calling me a bitch 4) Always bashing me up when I did not bash him up 5) He calls most girls here a bitch as well
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lalaboi (m)
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mhmhmhhm **yawns**. . which kind court bdis. . .we need a jury abeg!!  |
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dyabman (m)
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Gabry
1) She talks too much and i hate talkatives, part of my dislikes
2) She wants to know everything , shes never tired and she acts like one troubled squirrel in the forest
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whitelexi (m)
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I am not the type that keeps beef but recently, i inherited some extremely potent specie of agro - and that needs addressing asap.
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na2day? (m)
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I am not the type that keeps beef but recently, i inherited some extremely potent specie of agro - and that needs addressing asap.
plz fire on  |
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Gabry (f)
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Gabry
1) She talks too much and i hate talkatives, part of my dislikes
2) She wants to know everything , shes never tired and she acts like one troubled squirrel in the forest
Excuse me! I talk too much??? Did I talk to you ehn ? U are talking nonsense here and u have no sense atall! And when Im curious, I did not ask u ooo. . . So another rubbish post from u! Ifeleke! See how he call me a troubled squirell in the forest! Now u know why he is born as a naked molerat born from a sagging fermented goat's anus! |
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whitelexi (m)
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Those involved cannot be overestimated, they know themselves very well - I think Nairaland as a whole also knows who they are. As much as i dont want to be digging up the dead, i will want to fix this mess created by them once and for all.
So i say, and i mean this openly. . . If u have a beef with me, show yourself now and we will straighten things out, or forever hold your peace!
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IFELEKE (m)
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Dyabman:1) Every single time he meets me, he has nothing else better to say that to mock me 2) Copying my picture and posting it here and calling me the ugly thing. He did that to Acidrop as well 3) When I am nice to him, he still continue insulting me 4) Calling me a Molerat since my momma told me I look more finer than a molerat! 5) His attitude is intolerable cause it made me got hypertension! citizen dyabman you have a 5 count charge against you. 1st Count-: MockingYou have been accused of deliberate and continous maligning/impugning a fellow citizen without recourse thereby causing her emotional distress. How do you plead on this, GUILTY or NOT GUILTY? 2nd Count-: Illegal Use of Visual/deliberate vocal defacementYou were accused of illegal usage of the citizen's picture with malicious intent without getting her express/implicit permission.The count was further expanded to include infringement of her right which contravenes the copyright laws of this land and malicious comments of ugliness which is aimed at reducing her market value. How do you plead on this, GUILTY or NOT GUILTY? 3RD Count:- Not Reciprocating Nice GesturesYou have been accused of not returning nice gestures which is aimed at ending the impasse between the two of you. How do you plead on this, GUILTY or NOT GUILTY? 4th Count:- Calling a fellow citizen a moleratYou were also accused of calling her a molerat despite the fact that you know she is not one. How do you plead on this, GUILTY or NOT GUILTY? 5th Count:- Attitudinal Defficiencies with Hypertensive End Product. You actions/inactions cum attitude has been fingered as a major cause of hypertension which is a huge infringement on her right to good/sound health. How do you plead on this, GUILTY or NOT GUILTY?. You are required to back your pleadings on all the counts up with sufficient reasons and evidences of proof. |
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IFELEKE (m)
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Excuse me! I talk too much??? Did I talk to you ehn ? U are talking nonsense here and u have no sense atall! And when Im curious, I did not ask u ooo. . . So another rubbish post from u! Ifeleke! See how he call me a troubled squirell in the forest! Now u know why he is born as a naked molerat born from a sagging fermented goat's anus! Citizen,Refrain from Profanities! >:(I won't tolerate that in my court. Your case has been taken up and you shall refrain from speaking until you are required to. and you, I hope you are not formenting any trouble from your court induced house arrest? and how is she?. I am not the type that keeps beef but recently, i inherited some extremely potent specie of agro - and that needs addressing asap.
Those involved cannot be overestimated, they know themselves very well - I think Nairaland as a whole also knows who they are. As much as i dont want to be digging up the dead, i will want to fix this mess created by them once and for all.
So i say, and i mean this openly. . . If u have a beef with me, show yourself now and we will straighten things out, or forever hold your peace!
You've done well citizen, I shall await responses. |
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Phemour (m)
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Another world is here |
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IFELEKE (m)
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I shall be resting in my inner chambers and I do not wish to be disturbed.
The court is on recess.
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platinumnk (f)
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I shall be resting in my inner chambers and I do not wish to be disturbed.
The court is on recess.
good. because all kinds of nonsense was being let in herena2day u dissapoint me, no wonder u never made it to the jury JP is not worth time. I hearby render my duties from this court room, so I can focus on my baby and my husband oxone.
Besides its getting boring.  |
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190 (m)
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well i wud be travelling very soon ooh
N LAND UNA GO MISS ME!
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platinumnk (f)
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well i wud be travelling very soon ooh
N LAND UNA GO MISS ME!
where did u get posted? |
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190 (m)
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where did u get posted?
isnt dat why i said u should call me make sure u call me i was posted 2 abuja! shud be leavin quite soon make sure u call mi and where was your BF posted 2 |
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190 (m)
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gabry
gabry
gabry
how many tymes did i call u
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IFELEKE (m)
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You will be granted leave of absence but you must report to the court occasionally to pick up jobs as assigned to you. I cannot afford to let go of few sane people keeping my court in order! and you won't be until you get a job that will occupy your time! |
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Gabry (f)
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gabry
gabry
gabry
how many tymes did i call u
U call me abi? I no go hear ooo. . . . . Maybe you need to speak out loud from your spueeky voice You will be granted leave of absence but you must report to the court occasionally to pick up jobs as assigned to you.
I cannot afford to let go of few sane people keeping my court in order!
and you won't be until you get a job that will occupy your time!
Ahhhhh! SDince the Royal Majesty is here! I have a proposition on those two Molerat and Goat Molestor!. As simple as this. We should just hang the both of them to their death BUAHAHAHAHAHAH (EVIL LAUGH) What say you? |
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dyabman (m)
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IM NOT GUILTYYYYYY
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Gabry (f)
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YES YOU AREEEEEEEEE
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baby-mi (f)
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pat, please leave me alone oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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platinumnk (f)
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isnt dat why i said u should call me
make sure u call me
i was posted 2 abuja!
shud be leavin quite soon
make sure u call mi
and where was your BF posted 2
abuja! cool! have fun for me. my bf wasnt posted yet he get his aug 10, I didnt know they had two sessions, so what happens now? I cant call o, I broke my cell and my replacement wont be here till Wed. @Gabby/ Dybaman- yall need to kiss and make up. You will be granted leave of absence but you must report to the court occasionally to pick up jobs as assigned to you.
I cannot afford to let go of few sane people keeping my court in order!
I hear ya, and i will swing by from time to time. |
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