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@plat
yea rite
august wud turn out 2 be october/november batch
@ifeleke
i wud miss u dearly
sobs and sobs
wen im away pls help me takia of plat
ok, i still love her more dan she kan imagine
@gabry
u too
@na2day
all the best broda,wen im away pls help me takia of plat
ok, i still love her more dan she kan imagine
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platinumnk (f)
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oxone my luff? how r u?
and 190 are u saying that they don't dispatch youth service Aug 10? explain pls?
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190 (m)
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call me lets talk
on wednesday!
love promise me u'll wait 4 me
im goin 2 make some money so i can get married 2 ya
i dnt want u sufferin
so pls promise me u'll wait 4 me
and as 4 the august batch
its jst a setup
they wud put them 2geda wit the oct/nov batch
trust nysc they are mean
@ifeleke/na2day
did u guyz get ma message abt helpin me takia of plat wen im away
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190 (m)
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i summon tope 2 court
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platinumnk (f)
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call me lets talk
on wednesday!
love promise me u'll wait 4 me
im goin 2 make some money so i can get married 2 ya
i dnt want u sufferin
so pls promise me u'll wait 4 me
and as 4 the august batch
its jst a setup
they wud put them 2geda wit the oct/nov batch
trust nysc they are mean
@ifeleke/na2day
did u guyz get ma message abt helpin me takia of plat wen im away
take care of urself. dont let the bed bugs bite  |
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Gabry (f)
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@gabry
u too
on wetin  IFELEKE AND TWINNY PLAT,Looks like I have to take matters into my own hands cause am not patient enough, 1)First thing tonight, am going to kidnap that Joseph Goat Raper and that Diaperman and than I will take a tong and remove all of their hair from head to toes including da bla bla area! 2) Than I will marinate them with oyster sauce, chives, rosemary and with chicken stock 3) Than I will put an apple in each of their mouth 4) Than I grill them in my oven 5) Than I will invite you guys over for dinner 6) And we will eat their meat happily ever after.   I can't wait! Just thinking about this really sound delicious and it makes me hungry!!  |
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LadyAnn (f)
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Well done Guys, this thread is the best thang since sliced bread. Pure talent and wonderful sense of humour,
BTW, I think I lurrrv the Judge, How do i get a job on his court? Who do i have to bribe?
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190 (m)
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^^^
no ure not above 18,
u kant apply
@plat
wic bugs are u talkin abt
@na2day.
u wan trow am enta gutter
damn,shes the loff of my lyfe!
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na2day? (m)
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Well done Guys, this thread is the best thang since sliced bread. Pure talent and wonderful sense of humour,
BTW, I think I lurrrv the Judge, How do i get a job on his court? Who do i have to bribe?
it is very easy, follow Pat's foot steps and u will be there in no time. just in case u r wondering what pat's footsteps are, i will explain, sleep with oxone during one of the court sessions and the judge will notice your zeal for active service and u are in or better still sleep with the judge  |
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190 (m)
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Yea na2day she kan sleep wit me so she kan join d jury.afta all if plat can do it then u too can also do it,im single after all:-)
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IFELEKE (m)
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What the heck is happening here! Just because i went in an unofficial capacity to recieve official insults from ghana over weekend? I will be right back to set things straight! |
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IFELEKE (m)
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@ifeleke
i wud miss u dearly
sobs and sobs
wen im away pls help me takia of plat
ok, i still love her more dan she kan imagine
dishonourable citizen 190 Your immense contributions to the chaotic nature of this honorable court will be missed by not a few. I hereby(in my official capacity as the head of this court) wish you journey mercies as you go to serve your fatherland. Personally i say safe trip pal, I hope you'll enjoy your stay in abuja with great hopes of you not getting in the way of dagger wielding abokis.Do pop in from time to time(and remember not to overblow your allowee). clerk plat will be duly taken care of so don't overfret and also STOP crying!, you weren't posted to iran or the borders of pakistan. |
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IFELEKE (m)
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i summon tope 2 court
citizens, file your application for summons properly! you don't just summon people without evidence(oral or written) to substantiate it. Try that and I will convert your indefinate house arrest to something worse. on wetin IFELEKE AND TWINNY PLAT,Looks like I have to take matters into my own hands cause am not patient enough, 1)First thing tonight, am going to kidnap that Joseph Goat Raper and that Diaperman and than I will take a tong and remove all of their hair from head to toes including da bla bla area! 2) Than I will marinate them with oyster sauce, chives, rosemary and with chicken stock 3) Than I will put an apple in each of their mouth 4) Than I grill them in my oven 5) Than I will invite you guys over for dinner 6) And we will eat their meat happily ever after. I can't wait! Just thinking about this really sound delicious and it makes me hungry!! I will take the aforequoted as private musings. citizen, Anyone that take matters into his/her own hands will have hand burnt with the law. Your fantasies can land you in jail so, Be Warned! Well done Guys, this thread is the best thang since sliced bread. Pure talent and wonderful sense of humour,
BTW, I think I lurrrv the Judge, How do i get a job on his court? Who do i have to bribe?
citizen, You can get on board as a member of my Jury by channeling a formal application to my office via clerk plat, your personal records will be verified and you will be appointed solely on merit. by the way, you are pardoned for the bribe insinuation but be aware that i don't condone bribe in any form. it is very easy, follow Pat's foot steps and u will be there in no time. just in case u r wondering what pat's footsteps are, i will explain, sleep with oxone during one of the court sessions and the judge will notice your zeal for active service and u are in or better still sleep with the judge Yea na2day she kan sleep wit me so she kan join d jury.afta all if plat can do it then u too can also do it,im single after all:-)
na2day! aren't you supposed to be under lock? and you 190, go and pack up! |
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Gabry (f)
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I will take the aforequoted as private musings. citizen, Anyone that take matters into his/her own hands will have hand burnt with the law. Your fantasies can land you in jail so, Be Warned! OK so when can you settle this two fermented goats with no hair on their body? Im tired of waiting for 15 years in order for justice to be served ooo. . . Im gettin old and I want to get married soon and have children and have my own farm animals. Now how am I suppose to do all of this when these two faggots are tormenting my emotions?  |
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y me (f)
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really missed NL OOOOOOOOO and everyone especially my darling you know yourself nah  |
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Gabry (f)
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aWWWW. . . Now why would you bully the poor guy for? |
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y me (f)
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aWWWW. . . Now why would you bully the poor guy for? lol on the other hand am settling him too |
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IFELEKE (m)
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really missed NL OOOOOOOOO and everyone especially my darling you know yourself nah Good Gracious!  Meet me at our usual joint immediately! |
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IFELEKE (m)
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OK so when can you settle this two fermented goats with no hair on their body? Im tired of waiting for 15 years in order for justice to be served ooo. . . Im gettin old and I want to get married soon and have children and have my own farm animals. Now how am I suppose to do all of this when these two faggots are tormenting my emotions? Choose one and i would decree a wedding by fiat. by the way, the cases are undergoing preliminary investigations. |
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platinumnk (f)
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YME is BACK!!!
PRAISE DA LAWD!!! 
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whitelexi (m)
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@Ifeleke:
I want a restraining order placed on known parties calling me JP, JigglyPuff or any other pseudonyms that tend to create or enhance [in any manner whatsoever] the desire to react, offend, or re-offend. I want to place an asbo on anyone who moves against that restraining order, or attempts to breach on this concensus ad idem.
I want to know the procedure for going about this.
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NubianQ (f)
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Damn, this thread is so funny i can't help laughing,
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IFELEKE (m)
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@Ifeleke:
I want a restraining order placed on known parties calling me JP, JigglyPuff or any other pseudonyms that tend to create or enhance [in any manner whatsoever] the desire to react, offend, or re-offend. I want to place an asbo on anyone who moves against that restraining order, or attempts to breach on this concensus ad idem.
I want to know the procedure for going about this.
citizen, application for restraining order is to be formally addressed to my honourable person via the court clerk you are also required to provide substantial evidences backing your claim up with names of people featuring promimently in your instances, I will not issue a restraining order against a whole community unless it's an emergency. @All I hereby proceed on recess,sitting is adjourned until i resume and clerk plat will handle documentations,filing of petitions,appeals,rebuttals/counter rebuttals et al while am away. |
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platinumnk (f)
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indeed your honor.
*ALL RISE*
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190 (m)
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@plat im still standing can i sit down ive been standin 4 more dan 3hrs now wud miss nland 2mrw all the best pals i wud do my best 2 check in 4rm tyme 2 tyme getting homesick already! |
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190 (m)
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pls i wud like 2 summon na2day
to the court
reason:
hes spending tyme on the sex zone these days unnecessarily
take a look @ this
http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-295033.32.html#msg4181361
and funny enuf he has a babe called y_me
unknown 2 her
and even enuf plat a clerk here has a topic setup
in that same sex zone,despite me havin a solid interest 2 date her
that tells me hw responsible these ifeleke workers are!
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