Settle Your Nairaland Romantic Disputes Here

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@na2day
look @ another post abt minster of avaition praising women
see how happy they are,
flockin 2 read abt themselves,
wen they know that most of dem are 100% weak
i pity dem sha

^{shakes head in pity}

who went to the land of the dead to bring back this thread

@190
for where you for know angel gabriel court yard
nor be only cloud 9 you don go
dearie i nor get yim o nah only yahoo i get
and perhaps i nor dey fu-ck up na only down i dey fu-ck o

I have a confession to make., I am falling in love with someone here, am I crazy? Or does it sound stupid? We haven't even chatted

@y _me
i wont be suprised if he says its U
i wont tolerate it shud he say its U 

I have decided to bring my love platinumnk here to our Nland Oputa panel
Reason:
Current Quarrel between 190 and platinumnk
1, she refused 2 call me again
2, she sees me online and refuses chatting wit me,claimin shes busy doin other stuffs*wich i know she isnt*
3, we had a major disagreement in the auto section,this is the main cause for our honest and polite quarrel
4, she knew what she did and broke the egg rite in my face
source is 

three 190 is out

2 left 
5, i called secretz my love and she got angry over it
6, she threw away my stuffs and burnt them shortly after i called secretz my love
y_me has been adjourned as the head CHIEF judge in charge of this court case
7, she never listen 2 me
8, she has never told me she LOVES ME
9, she does not play the role of a woman 2 her man well enuf,i have 2 remind her abt some stuffs like, _{bedmatics and everytin}


platinumnk Please state your reasons:


Verdict:

@honeric01
see this one, i tell you say make you hear me b4, i only say make u tell us the person wey catch your head with love

@190
okay
as the judge,'
why would you stay in a womans house, that serves you right?
she burnt your clothes, that is an offence in section 123 of the Y ME constitution
nothing can be done to her for now, except i see proof
that is"habeas corpus", against unlawful imprisonment and detention
well all the same who so ever is been proved guilty will receive the moderate and humane purnishment
cause that is the rule of law, no body is above the law
COURT RISE,
JUDGE Y ME HAS SPOKEN
I NEED PROOF FAST FAST

190 I cant believe you.

Honarable Judge Yme, 190 has failed me!

1) A couple of days ago , my messenger screen was open, because my coworker has using my laptop.

2) After explaining this to him, he began to holla at my collegue, in a very flirtaous manner.

Hurt, I refused to answer his texts and pick his calls.

Then he called me a weaking ling in the auto section!

By yesterday I had forgiven him, but I saw on his post that he called Secretz his love.

I cannot tolerate this any longer.

Yes I burned his clothes , but what he did to me emtionally was way worse.

He cannot say I cheated on him, he knew of my other husbands BF and Oxone, and he still insisted on being with me.

He knows I'm busy, trying to  provide so he can get his yaris so why is he disgracing me like this, running openly after every skirt on Nairaland!!

I beg, give him his papers to sign I am done cryng and finshed with 190!

Order!
This Court Of Online Divorce Between 190 and platinumnk is hereby dissolved and labelled null and void because it was set up by an aggrieved party.
I hereby decree/declare the creation a New Panel to try this case with 190 as the plaintiff and platinunk as the defendant.
You may re-state your case for proper scrutiny and judgement by the Nairaland Jury.

@platinumnk AND 190

any way before i proceed, i need a bribe of 250,0000 cause my fuel don finish for my motor
i need it fast fast before i proceed on this case,
till then, i keep my finger crossed

@IFELKE
Amigo, kilode
you wan take this business for my hand abi
guy fi------------le oh
this will forever remain my case

@honeric01
esta aqui,
que pasa?

@honeric01

it means make you bring pounded yam, make we for take flex the egusi soup

how you dey

I have decided to bring my love platinumnk here to our Nland Oputa panel

@platinumnk
Now i know where the problem is cumin 4rm
1, I never tot of even flirtin wit your friend,i was suprised some1 different was usin your chat ID 2 answer me,tinkin it was maybe your sister who i was tryin 2 get 2 knw beta and everytin b4 she came out of the blue and told me she was jst a friend of urs,i was  cos i really wanted 2 get 2 know your friends beta
2, honourable Judge Y_me,you know how myself,urself and secretz play alot on nland,now tell me is there any offence in me callin secretz my love! infact she has never told me she didnt like it so why shud platinumnk just come out and say she is divorcin me cos i called secretz my love.
Judge,do u know that platinumnk told me face 2 face that she has 2 BF's  who she loves ahead of me,Now tell me can any Cool headed Gentleman(the best around on nland)Non-trouble marker,Take that can of emotional BLOW---
The answer is NO,
so u see where am comin from and funny enuf one of these guys go by the name OXONE!
3, lastly she has me around and yet she decided 2 go out there 2 do some business wit some ppl in the autos section Just cos she felt im smal 2 discuss such issues wit her,i tried advicin her but she wudnt even listen 2 me and PUBLICLY WARNED me to stop callin her my LOVE rite there in the auto section,what a shame!
Please court tell me if i deserve all this from a girl who i suddenly fell in love wit after alex babe/rubbie did her's to me(i know alex wud bite me on dis 1), 
4, other small tins she did which i really havent tot abt are
buring my cloths,
askin 4 a  divorce is too far fetched,i mean do all couples not have quarrel and yet settle theirs,
look at ifeleke and y_me dont they have quarrels and settle them indoors in their bed or sometin,Judge y_me quote me on dis one!
anyway i hope we come 2 a conclusion on dis matter A-S-A-P cos i am NOT ready 2 keep playin 3rd teir system of Boyfriend to u plaintinumnk
so please Judge do sometin abt this issue asap and lastly i AM NOT SIGNING ANY PAPERS, I got married 2 u and im still heeds ova in love wit ya so i aint signing!
get a grip ova your self or sometin!
al the same my love hasnt changed,instead it makes me wanna u each passin day!
and lastly what do u mean ure workin 2 get me my Toyota Yaris?
I love u all d same!

@ Judge y_me!
please u are askin 4 a bribe,
u havent even settled this quarrel between us and ure askin 4 some hugh cash here
i hope u dont rule this court in her favour cos the entire nland is watchin u
u dnt wanna blacklist urself here as a male-racist around wud u
and concernin the proof,please plaintimunk destroyed everytin
ask her she knows it
IM INNOCENT!

i hate all of you.

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